The most popular human accessory of the summer has to be the “+1 baby.” Chilling with your child shows that you are dedicated to gettin your buzz on, and hopefully getting your dance on, even though you have brought an extra life into this world.
[Photo by Every1 Is Famous]
There’s nothing wrong with being an alternative cool dad/cool mom.
There’s also nothing wrong with having an alt-baby accessory.
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22 Comments
HAH THIS MADE ME L.O.L.
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What does an alt bro baby look like?
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babies are ugly
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i just ordered twins and two dog tshirts for them to wear. i plan on putting them on leashes once they can crawl. i will pet them make them play catch and take them to the silverlake dog park.
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top right alt.baby looks like James Murphy from LCD.
bottom right alt.baby looks like Dr. Evil.
Do you think that bands like gorillaz and dethlok will start playing behind alt.baby counterparts rather than cardboard cutouts?
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KIDSTERS are so hot right now! so hot.
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BIG NEWS CARLES!!!
M.I.A. IS ENGAGED!
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Ughh baby red heads are the worst.
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38 yr old alt dudes and 20 yr old alt chicks should have babies b/c at age 38, one should at least be in a salaried echelon of management at tha coffee shop.
benefits too, nobody likes a baby on welfare. : (
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I remember when you blogged about AA babies waaay back when. you featured the same baby in this post. is it your baby? are you an alt dad looking forward to father’s day?
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Those AA babie are cute.
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sparks = formula
no complaints from any of my babies
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Does anyone know where i can find a chav hat that will match my babies accessories?
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latest news:
busy p changed his name…
unemployed p
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the ginger one in the blue wife-beater is so mine.
check out the emo/alt stare.
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the ginger one in the blue wife-beater is so mine.
check out the emo/alt stare.
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can we find alt-babies at some yard sale ?
lolthxbye
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i fear for the kid with a prick like that for a father. maybe he’s just the ‘wacky’ uncle.
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ALL THESE CMNTRS WERE WACK FUCK Y’ALL
CARLES HOW MUCH DOES AA PAY YOU SRSLY
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It seems to me that Carles is getting clucky. Will the electro-recession coincide with everyone popping out a few AA strangled babies and swapping their electro-remix mp3 collection for ironic Weezer albums while gettin’ all nostalgic about the freedom they had back in the day whacking off to Rivers Cuomo and the latest Kate Moss ad?
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p0st m0r3 bayb33z3!!1
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that bitch is like 30, hangs out with 21 year olds and prob hangs with this dude because she wishes she could get married.
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