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The Typographic Nip Slip


I wish more mainstream magazines would utilize the typographic nip slip technique. Nipples and areolas are dying to peep out from behind the words on a magazine cover.

In this picture, it-girl Agyness Deyn is posing topless letting sparks (not the drink) fly into her eye. It would be a very uninteresting, uninspired photo without putting type over her chest, and letting a nip peep out from behind some text.

She was apparently the ‘guest editor’ of the May 2008 issue of i-D Magazine. I wonder if she posed topless to sell more copies and get more ‘viral bl0g buzz.’

[Meme originated at Pedestrian Blog]

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42 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    “We all wanna be big stars but we don’t know why and we don’t know how”
    -Counting Crows

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    she looks like dexter holland from the offspring

    ALSO WTF IS A MEME

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    p.s. I dare you to have more nipple-bsed tags. you ODB.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    its hard to believe that that is a girl

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    well its not really a slip if its not a female.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    RE: it’s hard to believe that that is a mind and

    well it’s not really a brain if you cannot use it,

    et ceci ne sont pas des couilles.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    wow, she makes me feel better about my small tits, i mean, there are 7 year old boys more stacked than her

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 12:59 am | Permalink

    Is there such a thing as negative breast size?

    -C cup?

    Somebody buy this bitch some titties!

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 1:06 am | Permalink

    what boobs?
    (see what I did there?)

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    leave her alone :( :( :(

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  11. billiejd
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 1:12 am | Permalink

    You didn’t mention her unnaturally thick arm hair

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    id fuck it

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    um.. that’s not unnaturally or abnormally thick arm hair. and actually no amount of arm hair is ‘unnatural’. to remove it would be unnatural.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    godamit these models need social workers.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:07 am | Permalink

    MEME: a self replicating viral idea, a sort of blogosphere version of an earworm. like that FOOKING 5 dolla footlong commercial.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:26 am | Permalink

    I think she’s fucking hot

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  17. Elijah
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    Hurrah.

    You blogged about my fav alt celeb on my birthday.

    You never fail to disappoint HRO.

    God bless you.

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    I would still sleep with uffie, upper lip hair and all over this girl

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    http://egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/agyness-deyn-nude-01.jpg&info=Agyness%20Deyn%20Nude%20Pictures

    DA CARPET MATCHES DA DRAPES

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 8:03 am | Permalink

    I like that gangsta neckless that dude is wearing.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    actully her real name is laura hollins.

    aggy is just her alt name.

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    FAP FAP FAP FAP

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  23. Your Only Friend
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    butch lovin. Fucking hate girls with butch hair. seriously.
    <3 YOF

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  24. saray
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    the pic is fab! but i prefer seeing her with her cloth on.. she looks like a guy..

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    So what’s the perfect woman? A hairless, anal bleeched, vagina-lifted robot full of silicon? Order a plastic doll, you victims of californication…but not expect it to get an ID cover shoot. Therefor you need fatherf*cking personality.

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    Ever heard of gender studies? It’s the 21st century…sentences like “she looks like a guy.”…unbelievable…wake up reactionary small town simpleton! …I thought Terry R. did a great job in starting to shoot real humans decades ago, with pores, hairs and sweat…nothing is more unsexy than the plastic aseptic porn pictures you guys still seem to ask for…your chauvinistic & misogynic bashing has nothing to do with popcultural awareness and provocative cynism, it leads straight into the inhuman cruelty of what we saw in films like “Boys don’t cry” and to some sort of already spreading female schizophrenia…”get as skinny as possible, but please still have colossol tits…” Get over your learned categories of gender, sexes and sexyness…you will have more fun.

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  27. UR MOM XOR DAD
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    “wake up reactionary small town simpleton!”

    !? It’s the 21st century! “small town simpleton” is a null social category perpetuated by the romantic notion that there will always be a primal vs civilized dichotomy to revert back to to otherized that old midwestern highschool niche that made fun of you for being alt but it’s just a phantasm!

    Now there is the interweb and everybody can read the wikistub on gender studies while stumbling upon in their boring small town before reading their favorited hipster blogs. It’s just that some of us have also read the wikistub on ‘the liberal ironist’ and thought it was stupid. FGGT!

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    this girl is not as awesome as she and everyone else thinks she is.

    alt dumb.

    and nasty tits. ew.

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  29. billiejd
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    I’d fuck Uffie.

    As long as she didn’t say anything.

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    posting fights! yay!

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  31. clairenohyphen
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    she has ABSOLUTELY NO TITTLES.

    she is a man.

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    and you are ABSOLUTELY FAT.

    you are a walrus.

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    LOL @ the ~womyn~ rant up there.

    People aren’t saying she looks like a guy because she doesn’t have big boobs- its because has the face of a twelve-year-old boy, very short hair that looks like a traditional men’s cut, hairy arms, and a flat chest.

    If had no clue who agyness was and only saw the photo, what gender would you think it was?

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    >”People aren’t saying she looks like a guy because she doesn’t have big boobs-”

    -yeah right.

    p.e.: “she has ABSOLUTELY NO TITTLES. she is a man.”

    >”f had no clue who agyness was and only saw the photo, what gender would you think it was?”

    -female. but this does not matter. because a) we all know who agyness d. is, so why discussing this shit.

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    “Anonymous says: um.. that’s not unnaturally or abnormally thick arm hair. and actually no amount of arm hair is ‘unnatural’. to remove it would be unnatural.”

    fucking feminist.

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  36. Male
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    I thought it was a boy at first. :-/. No shading on the boob plus boyish features.

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    Everybody is different. Most of you are probably overweight and unattractive anyway. Like, imagine what people would say, hypothetically speaking, about your naked, fat asses on the cover of an international magazine cover. I love Agy!

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 6:41 am | Permalink

    I am a bloody feminist and want to see more dicks on international magazine covers. They may be tiny as billiejd’s or thick as agy’s wallet.

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  39. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    PS: Can sb post Christina Ag(y)uilera’s “Beautiful” to force a shared moment of tears between the liberal ironists, hysterical feminists and chauvinistic misantrophs. A group hug? Big tits on no tits, boners on navarros…

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    YEA SHE LOOK LIKE A MANN BUT SHE GOT A PUSSY THO!

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    I am fit and extremely attractive.

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    He looks normal. But he is a cunt.

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