In a post earlier today about the FestivalBro, cmmntrs declared as fact that 78% of Festival bros are from Oregon, and 22% are from Colorado.
Do u agree with these numbers?
Has a state been under or over represented?
Why are Oregon and Colorado breeding grounds for FestivalBros?
If you were a senator, what sort of legislation would you draft to cut your state’s ties with the festival bro?
Should Colorado fill the majestic venue of Red Rocks with cement?
Should they limit the number of radio plays of Incubus’ “Aqueous Transmission”?
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SWEET PIE CHART. I THINK COLLEGE CAMPUSES CONTRIBUTE 80% OF TOTAL FESTIVAL BROS, BUT MAYBE THEY ALL MOVED FROM COLORADO AND OREGON.
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LESS EXCEL MORE PR0N
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only if oregon = pacific northwest
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Hey man, what’s your favorite Dave song?
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I think Washington should be added to the list of states.
Two words: Evergreen College.
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Eevergreen + Humbolt = PCFK NW
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well you gotta have massachusetts hampshire college and gay marriage
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Why would they want to cut back on festival bros?
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Hampshire ain’t got no festival bros. Just alt bros. Go to UVM for festival bros.
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I don’t necessarily think they are actual breeding grounds but more of a fest-bro Mecca, if you will…They are fest-bro vortex’s that you are drawn to after ingesting loads of mushrooms and weed…then all of the sudden you start wearing hemp, grow half-ass dreadlocks, stink and slap a dave matthews sticker on your jetta. Funny enough, I’ve ingested loads of mushrooms & weed myself and I don’t feel these urges, I guess I’m one of the lucky ones…
I think East coast fest-bros are a different breed…more yuppie like, not quite as dirty and tend to have a higher employment ratio.
I would ban:
- songs that have more than 5 minutes of endless “jamming”
- bands with more than 4 different ethnic group members.
-bands with more than 1 drummer/percussion
-large outdoor venues
-baggy cargo pants
-and those fucking twirly flippy stick deal things
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…oh and one more thing…ironically enough the dirtier and stinkier the fest-bro is, usually the more money their parents have. For some reason it’s cooler to seem broke and “struggling” when in actuality mommy & daddy are paying the rent & credit card bills. And when I say fest-bros I am also including the girls b/c they are just as guilty if not more in the spoiled kid version fester. Check out the parking lot at your next local festival and notice the high priced rides…Although I would highly recommend staying away from any event where fest-bros roam.
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i think NOT ENOUGH aqueous transmission
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i stink a lot and think its pretty cool
but i dont have dreads and am not a IDIOT or a hippie im just 2 kewl to bathe.
IN DEFENSE OF SMELLING BAD
NOT EVERYONE THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE IS A STUPID HIPPIE.
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SWEET PIE CHART.
northern california is surprisingly free of fest-bros.
I even went to berkeley and dudes like that are really rare. there are lots of old ppl that i think were fest-bros/brohos in the 60s when i think being a fest-bro/broho was in.
pacific northwest is a nightmare, however.
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BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON
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CONIFER!!!!!!! RULES!!!! EVERGREEN SUX!!!!!!!
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hey! i used to like aqueous transmission a lot back in the day. thanks for the throwback
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Perhaps “oregon” really should be “PCNW”, because, unfortunatly, we can’t forget about evergreen. And diablo brings up a valid point that the dirtier the fest-bro (or any alt a-hole) the richer their parents are. In fact all the herion addicts i’ve known were senators kids. Maybe thats why there is a lack of legislative attention. They don’t want there dirty, delutional, and tacky little secrets let out. Hrmmm…
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the University of Montana in Missoula has more festival bros and hos than you could reasonably shake a stick at.
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Hipsterrunoff are/were you once a hardcore Incubus fan? Do you own the Incubus Alive at Red Rocks dvd?
I do.
and Aqueous Transmission is a sick song.
ps. there are no festival bros in Washington. at least not the greater Seattle area.
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which one borders canada?
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