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Some dude made some FAN ART a while ago that I forgot 2 blog about.
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you’re becoming a publishing giant. let’s make merchandise and listen justice from above.
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you should make a hypem for party pix.
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I need yr advice.. I wanna get w/ cool alt girls that know about music and art and shit but they always seem way too intimidating, so I end up messing around with stupid drunk girls, and I’m friends with a lot of cool alt girls but it just seems like i can never get beyond the “just friends” label. And all the cool girls are scared to grind grind with me at dance parties too.
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I like this girl we got high and i think she wants 2b friends but i don kow what do do.
plz help HRO
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heres one : wemadeoutonce.com
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I LOVE HRO
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if u dunno about
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
yet, check it out. 30% of changing ur LYFE 2 the BTTR
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l0l, I rlly like how you put ’some dude’ drew the fan art, when it was actually a chick…
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omgz i love you too bro!
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Fan art is gay…
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Show yr face!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enough mysterie, the readers need 2 know who u r.
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THIS ? IS FOR REAL, CARLES:
DEAR CARLES,
I AM A CONFLICTED, JADED BLIPSTER THAT JUST WANTS TO BELONG, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, CAUSE YA’LL REAL HIPSTERS ARE CRAZY AND I CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON ‘BEING BLACK’ TO MAINTAIN COOL POINTS. I NEED UR HELP.
SINCERELY,
HIGHLY BNGBL
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how should i cut my bangs?
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FIRST!!!
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dear carles,
what the fuck is a meme?
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Fuck you Carles. I can’t think of anything witty, cool, or outrageous to cmmnt that would merit being a “cmmnt worth blgging about” because you made me laugh too hard. lol
Funniest Blggr on the Net, fo shao.
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what is the most alternative thing to eat for breakfast? is soy milk and raisin bran crunch ALT ENOUGH?
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should i go to design school and major in fashion? OR should i go to fashion school and major in design?
what should i do about darfur? is it too early to have an ironic fundraising party? should i wait another year? will darfur still be around?
one more carles, if you have a minute. if i can’t get a job at a coffee shop this summer and have to work at coldstone creamery (again), should i end it all?
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I just found out that my BFF forever has the HPV virus. Should I find a new BFF forever? could it be you?
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everyone has hpv dumbass
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HRO = ur cyberBro when all ur real AltBro’s abandon u cause u wore an Old Navy hoodie to the Steve Aoki show
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that made me laugh so hard.
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OH ORLY, because FYI, if that were true then everybody might develop the AIDS syndrome. You don’t have to be part of the NASA administration to know that. You must have an IQ quotient of like less than zero or be like a B.A. of Arts. GET OFF THIS WEB BLOG!
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dear carles:
should this post make me feel old? i haven’t been in high school in seven years. am i officially an alt granny? am i too old to get with dj momjeans? should i kill myself b/c i will be in a nursing home soon? hro the blog for alt oldies?
love,
me
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can an alternative person ever be successful? do they all become arts majors that work at starbucks or coldstone? if i get a job that makes >60,000 a year, am i no longer alternative? would i still be eligible for a chili’s giftcard?
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CAN I FORCE MYSELF TO BECOME GAY THE SAME WAY I FORCED MYSELF TO ENJOY NO AGE ???
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are u noticing an influx of flannel at ur local nightclub? welcome to the grunge revival.
NO AGE is to 2K10 grunge revival what SONIC YOUTH was to NIRVANA. We need to all start forgetting how to dance.
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PST LESS HIGH SKOOL KIDS
U CNT B ALT IN GRDE 10
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what is the alt-est breed of dog?
is it ok to have a dog?
if getting a new dog is there a hipster dog to get or should your decision be based on the dogs that your friends hafve?
is it ok to talk about your dog in social situations?
post moar dog related posts
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carles
i got some serious issues i’m nearing death (28) and the only p00n i seemed to be getting is from drunk ass slutty hipster 15-17 year olds (girlz/boyz). i pretend to be 20 cause i have bad complexion, and my mom tells me i deserve to be on dateline’s to catch a predator. moms has also stopped speaking to me, and demanded that i see a counselor. all this has been making me feel like i am matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused, i just can’t stop dry humping minors, what should i do?
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yo. http://www.neonsleep.com for party photos! bunch of stuff from here in New Zealand and the odd post from their frinds in london. somewhat different party photos…get on it
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is hipster runoff?
a) the only blog not highly blockable?
or
b) the only block not highly bloggable?
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highly h<3artible said...
OH ORLY, because FYI, if that were true then everybody might develop the AIDS syndrome. You don’t have to be part of the NASA administration to know that. You must have an IQ quotient of like less than zero or be like a B.A. of Arts. GET OFF THIS WEB BLOG!
May 10, 2008 11:53 PM
most amazing bit of comment douchebaggery everrrrrrrr. the misuse of abbreviations is wonderful. “B.A. of Arts” or Bachelor of Arts of Arts? Super ALT qualifications?
amazing amazing amazing
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Dear hipster runoff
If your bro is still wearing neon t-shirts and ironic glasses that he found at a Goodwill to clubs and all the alt girls will not even take him seriously as a wingman because all the other dudes are wearing muted american app hoodies and aNYthing tees, how do you tell him he is giving everyone douche chills and needs to change his ways without hurting his feelings?
yours sincerely, alt bros dressing better 4 2K9.
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@anon 7:36, her post isn’t supposed to make sense (AIDS from HPV…lol). there is a such thing as a BA in Art, but it’s not as ALT as a BFA.
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NO REALLY DUDES EVERYONE HAS HPV
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Fuck his feelings, kill your “wingman”
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i come to hro to find the most sarcastic comments and then pass the comments off as my own dry humor at work
wait this isn’t post secret
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You need to hit up BRIGHTEST YOUNG THINGS. DCers can party too.
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if you’re gonna write about photobloggers in chicago, you should probably google clayton hauck and klicking and screaming and matthias st. john, cause they take pictures of me and my friendzzzzzzz. i looked at whoever you have up for the chicago photoblogger, and whoever it is sucks and must be friends with one of those douches from kill hannah. keep shit interesting, i del.icio.used you.
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iwantcandystreet.blox.pl
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http://www.we-are-awesome.com
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check http://www.omgparty.com 4 all the kidz in athens, ga
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