Would you rather make out with some dude who has
a) a pierced tongue
b) a tongue that is permanently blue
c) a cute American Appy hoodie
d) an 'I just went to the beach' necklace
e) all of the above
f) I'm not a FGGT
g) People with tongue piercings have diseases
h) People with tongue piercings are bigger sluts than sluts with lower back tattoos
i) "Choose.Your.Own.Adventure"

[Photo by Kid Pappy]