Wanna make out?


Would you rather make out with some dude who has
a) a pierced tongue
b) a tongue that is permanently blue
c) a cute American Appy hoodie
d) an ‘I just went to the beach’ necklace
e) all of the above
f) I’m not a FGGT
g) People with tongue piercings have diseases
h) People with tongue piercings are bigger sluts than sluts with lower back tattoos
i) “Choose.Your.Own.Adventure”

[Photo by Kid Pappy]

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31 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    fourth

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    HAHAHAH CYOA!

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  3. Elisha
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    i would have to say C. cuz i like AA hoodies … haha

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  4. Kevin
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    Pete Wentz is a FGGT

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    alt. bros with genital piercing and magnets. thats most def. CYOA.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    PEOPLE WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS HAVE DISEASES

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    AND ARE SLUTS

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    …and/or blue sperm.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    I bet he’s responsible for the pink gunk posted earlier.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    cute chin pubez

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    cute chin pubez

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    post about more myspacers. start posting about facebookers

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    omg i thought that was my ex for a minute, he has those SAME 2 necklaces and stupid Edward Scissorhands haircut, WAY TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK CARLES.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    CHOOSE YOUR OWN CUPCAKE

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  15. Mia
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    CYO_AA

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 1:33 am | Permalink

    was he in the new justice video?

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  17. Madison Whitney
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 2:19 am | Permalink

    I would pick:

    “Choose.Your.Own.Adventure”

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  18. Nathan
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 3:07 am | Permalink

    I just wanna B my L all over this bro’s hoodie.

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    tongue piercings: sluttiest thing ever

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 4:27 am | Permalink

    TWENTY-FOURTH!!!!!!!111111111

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  21. Cate
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    american apparel hoodie for sure.

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  22. Rawyn
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    PETE WENTZ IS A FAGGOT? ELISHA IS A FKN FGGT!!! GTFO W/ THAT I LIKE AA HOODIES HEHE SHIT. TAKE IT 2 URBAN OUTFITTERES! FKN COW!

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    F

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    NEXT BIG THING: TONGUE-PAINTING CONDOMS

    SPOT SLUTS FROM MILES AWAY

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  25. imonlywhite
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    so if i write in caps does that make me a kool khunt too?

    I choose I by the way

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  26. Rawyn
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

    ^^^^^^^^^ DIE BICH

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted May 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    CYOA

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  28. Rob
    Posted May 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    that isn’t Pete Wentz.

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 3:12 am | Permalink

    TONGUE-PAINTING CONDOMS?

    during oral? do you leave your pants on and turn the lights off too?

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    HES HOT
    id lick his tongue clean

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    He’s beautiful. Lovely face, nice skin tone, cute hair, mainstream style but it works for him, the piercing and blue tongue are hot.

    Looks like he’s just gone down on Smurfette.

    I’d *everything* him. xox

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