"We Don’t Care Abt the Child Predator Glasses Folks" -PB&J

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1. gayfordragons
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:08 am | Permalink

   my heart tells me (d)

   luv yall

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2. Emediation
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:21 am | Permalink

   “I’m the kind of child predator that loves the kids so much i make them listen to Justice”

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3. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink

   This is not acceptable.
   Not even in the 80’s.

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4. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:35 am | Permalink

   i miss hro blurring the blatantly ironic brain melting mush.

   do u think this boy just stormed away from a quasi theologic abortion argument with a well hung lesbian who traveled to his hometown weekly electro party in wyoming half by her fixed gear bicycle and half by doing crank in the trailers of semis with ex crust punks who started dropping acid to be ironic?? i mean erotic??

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5. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:41 am | Permalink

   this piece of shit doesn’t even have the lenses in! WTF?! Somebody should strangle him with that scarf then stick that sweater vest up his faggy look at me trying too hard ass…

   THX

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6. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:51 am | Permalink

   I think the taliban guy in the black behind him should kidnap him and hold him hostage until all FGGT shades aka Kanye glsses, heart shaped rims, CPG’s(Child Predator Glasses) and any other “alt” eyewear are destroyed and anyone caught wearing them will be destroyed on sight with extreme prejudice.

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7. maria
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 6:59 am | Permalink

   so today i ran into an old friend at the local bike co-op, and he just got glasses like that, so when i said “nice glasses” he just shrugged and said “they were the cheapest at the store.” i said “true that” and spit shined my equally large tortoise shell lenses. we then picked up a six pack of black label at the local community grocery, biked our fixies back to his apartment, drank, smoked a bowl, talked about how no one appreciates joy division anymore and fucked.

   just thought u should know

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8. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 7:12 am | Permalink

   PLEASE LET ME BE A HRO INTERN

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9. Anonymous
   Posted May 30, 2008 at 7:23 am | Permalink

   I choose E

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10. Matej
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 7:31 am | Permalink

    Blog about the new Minitel Rose E-PEE.

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11. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    i can pound as hard as Justice’s beats.

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12. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    FAIl
    on all comments

    i expected better from you anon

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13. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    FAIl
    on all comments

    i expected better from you anon

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14. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    thx maria

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15. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    didn’t you mean the “gays in his eyes”?

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16. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    some1 send that gay an american apparel catalog

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17. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    I think he has the confidence to be a rock star

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18. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    but can he play the glockenspiel?

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19. John Negroparty
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:16 am | Permalink

    i look forward to the day when child predator glasses are the most expensive frames in the store. also society needs to understand that the love of a child is the most beautiful in thing in the world and god created it to be celebrated, not suppressed. we all gotta learn to tug sometime!

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20. Anonymous
    Posted June 1, 2008 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    Jason Schwartzman wears that bow tie well.
    I could never pull off looking like a douche bag like that man can.

    I <3 Jason Schwartzman: Actor, Musician, Kiddie tugger.

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