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It's uncool to like Weezer any more since they are so mainstream and only make crappie music and videos that they want to 'go viral.' However, it's important to appreciate them because their album covers are the world's most valuable documentation of 'watching an old indie band turn into COOL DADS.'
Pre-Cool Dad phase (1994)
Cool Dads realizing that they are cool dads but still holding on to personal and fashion choices from the past (2001)
Cool Dads Who Dress in black and wear cryptic graphic tees to look younger, slimmer, and edgier (2005)
Rich Cool Dads Who show off their krazie side/let their kids drink alcohol if they give up their car keys and make their friends spend the night (2008)
While it will probably never be cool to like Weezer again, make sure you always talk about how important they are in the Anthropological Quest to understand the evolution of indie-bands to COOL DADS.
'I love Weezer. I am in middle school. My friend is in a band that covers them.'
-a future alt-bro in the late 90s.
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=HRO=
Weezer is some band of cool dads that still releases albums.
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pretty good. would have been better if it was "a future alt-bro in 1.9k96"
it will always be cool to like old, good weezer. just not the new shit bc it is just that. haven't illegally stolen the new cd just yet though- how is it?
if you put on your special secret decoder shutter shades and watch the new weezer video a message from rivers "in my 14-car garage" cuomo appears!I'M RICH FUCK YOU!I WRITE 1000 AWFUL SONGS A YEAR FUCK YOU!I DRESS LIKE U2 NOW FUCK YOU!I MAKE MUSIC FOR DADS WHO AREN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR WILCO FUCK YOU!I WILL DAZZLE YOU WITH MY ABILITY TO REFERENCE YOUTUBE SENSATIONS FUCK YOU!I KNOW TIMBALAND PERSONALLY FUCK YOU!it's really easy to make fun of k-fed and miss south carolina, but are you providing any answers for the droves of dejected electro refugees who will be living in alt yardsale shanteetowns in 2k9? of course not.look for weezer to open the very first emo-themed retirement communities in 2k23 where aging cool dads can apply eye makeup and write acoustic ballads about how their cool kids never come to visit.
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While it will probably never be cool to like porno Weezer again, make sure you always talk about how important they are in the Anthropological Quest to understand the evolution of sikis indie-bands to COOL DADS.
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omfganon failure againforget about the electro recessionwhat about the lack of funny and or witty anon comments.<@:(
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must cool dads be mainstream? where does the alt go? is our society a monster?
YOU FORGOT THE MOST ALTERNATIVEST AND INDIEST WEEZER ALBUM EVER, PINKERTON, WHICH LIKE, STARTED EMO OR SOME SHIT
ELECTRO IS POST-DEAD FGGTS
=HRO=
Alts shed their altness when they shed that broken condom like a caterpillar emerging from a cocoon.
uphill
with all this talk of alt parents, COOL DADS, and the always impending electro-recession when is HRO gonna go from PURPLE HEADER to TAUPE HEADER? pre-emptive over-maturity is the new neon.
rivers is a total genius.
brian bell should have his own post, or website of love for that matter.i mean, he is the sassiest out of the bunch. very alt.
to anon who said that weezer started emo, i point a finger at you and i laugh at youyou re probably the kind of guy who think that Danger is not a rip off of Justicei laugh again
they now look like a ghey weezer tribute act.
weezer should have quit music and got a serious show about politics on air america. like janeane garafalo. rivers cuomo and natalie portmanwent both went to harvard - maybe they could broadcast about serious environmental and reproductive health issues together.
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Weezer is not indie.
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