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CMMNT or email me with what your favourite posts have been lately. Put yourself in the shoes of a view who came to HRO for the first time. What would they need to know about 2 keep coming back 4 more?
I [HIGHLY REC] focusing on posts where there are more than 4.5 sentences.
Love yall. Thnx for being part of this unique online community. Yall r rlly special.
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FIRST FGGTSanything abt justice, duuhhhh
more posts making fun of pics of failed hipsters. more people with stoopid myspaces.u r gr8. don't even change
best of recent past i'd say are:let's get vulnerable againmother's day postcoachella quizzin'in search of...the alternative bro
anything with blood, bloody eyes, bloody groins, fake blood remixes, stabbings, im liking blood, very big in 2k8
my favorite... the one i tell people about most often... is the one when you asked if we were more pissed off at crystal castles for ripping off chanel or justice for ripping of jesus/god/the bible. fucking still hiliarious every time i think about it!!!
Justice X Surface To Air, classic. "If you bought this jacket, would you find a way to make sure that people could see the cross in the inner-lining?"on point shizzness too rare these days
let's get vulnerable againmother's day postthose two were amazingI also liked the AA post where a guy was wearing a body suit and a retarded mask and you gave it a ridiculous name reminescent of AA's naming scheme<3
you're compiling it all into a book aren't you carles?get a chapter in there about the level of steve aoki's d-bagness and those few people who can surpass it. the post about his review on pitchfork is a classic. those old fuckers are too fucking old.
randomly dancing girl at the simian mobile disco radio gig.
i like the posts where you hype up your friends' shitty remix music.O WAIT NO I DON'T SIIIIKE!
"let's get vulnerable""bands that stand the test of time end up looking like cool dads""mother's day means a meaningful hro tribute to mothers of alt kids""hro: a place for anon cmmntrs""music without checks and balances"the look@me scaleanything about nipple placementanything featuring "emerging trend" analysis & ill-advised fashion choices
Carles, stop asking people to email you. It only reinforces the perception that 84% of all annon comments on your blog are written by you.
time to send carles annoying ims
the nipple placement posts have really been cracking me up. CHRIS FARLEY!!Your mother's day post was quite humorous as well dear carles. oh and making kid sister mad. haha
that's right...FGGTs do usually comment first.
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definitely the teenagers interview dude
all emerging trends posts"let's get vulnerable""bands that stand the test of time end up looking like cool dads""mother's day means a meaningful hro tribute to mothers of alt kids""hro: a place for anon cmmntrs"
i like the "music of the future" posts. carles, you had me at crazytown.
LET'S GET VULNERABLE!!!!!!
Simply Colby
^^^^ simply colby all the way dOOd!
more pictures of your mom's rhino ass!
the old man in green boots
not this one.
big in 2k9: hro goes 100% self reflexive and blogs exclusively about past hro content? BOY I CAN'T WAIT. didn't we used to see some myspacers and some bangers? i miss the mysparces and the bangers :(
hands down lets get vulnerable
the best ones are where you compare which 1 is better
Hard to believe no one has mentioned the NUDE remix. That was a turning point for HRO in my opinion - when Carles stopped cannibalizing and started creating... although when you think about it remixes are pretty cannibalistic in themselves...shit now I've confused myself.I'll just change my answer to any party pix post w/ anus.
VLNRBLTY, big in 2k8?
oh and yeah, TEENAGERS INTERVIEW!
there should be a "sarcastic pretenious assholes" disclaimer as big or as bright as the banner.
Maybe you should start doing nostalgia posts on electroblog stars of yesterweek, like 'whtvr hppnd to the bloody beetroots?' or 'crystal castles - where are they now?'
monitoring emerging global trends, obviously - riles.
i think creepie in the middle is probably the best post i've seen in a while.. if you throw it back up though make sure to include some of the comments."And when the Cobrasnake finally spotted him, he wasn't even scared. He simply raised two sausage like fingers in silent tribute to everything that rocks and he knew. He knew he had made it. This was his 'Cinderella night'. This was his moment."..funniest thing ever.
oh and def simply colby. i still have dreams about tugging him on the reg.
lets get vulnerableall aoki and momjeans posts MOTHERS DAY POST MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF IN A WAY THAT WAS NECESSARY----AWESOME!ALT D-BAG POST ABOUT ACTING 2 KEWL TO GET UR DRIVERS LICENSE RENEWED MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF IN A WAY THAT WAS NECESSARY--AWESOME!
the most hilarious cmmnt was the one about steve aoki pouring greygoose on the stab wound.second most hilarious cmmnt is the dying in ~2k60 which is probably biased cause i posted that one. whatever, even i'm still surprised with myself.
You should make a post about how lame most of your readers/commenters are.Attention people who want to be Carles:HRO already has a Carles."thnx" (That means 'thanks' by the way)
the most recent one with KOC!
MORE INTERN ASSISTANCE WITH YOUR POSTS CARLES. I DESPERATELY NEED A PURPOSE IN MY LIFE AND BEING AN HRO INTERN IS SUCH AN EASY WAY FOR ME TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO DO ANY REAL WORK.
if i see an HRO "blook" on the shelves of urban outfitters i will die. i will just die.
Dude, the fucking Myspacer's Worth Blogging About! Bring 'em back already – I mean, come on.
GAY
^ BST CMMNT EVR
Your mother's day post was
Your mother's day post was quite humorous as well dear carles. oh and making kid sister mad. haha
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