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was that jesse spano in that video? you know.. the girl from saved by the bell and then that stripper movie with demi moore?
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Mmmmm tasty gaucho pants…
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When I watch this all I can smell is farts.
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lololol why did u have to bring this vid to my attention
so terrible
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whoever did this, i wish he would’ve directed the new justice video.
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every time i try to find a music video in youtube all i find are these stupid music videos made by assholes for their community college Video Production classes
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it’s 2008 already. it’s like may.
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PS that was creepy as shit. i thought he was going to axe her to death or something while he stuffed all his walmart brand cloths into a bag.
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Boooooriing.
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ITS LIKE MY LIFE ON FILM!
I RELATE TO THIS!
I LOVE YOU KAREN!!!
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
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middle america, big in 2k9?
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big in 2008: teetotaling douchebag couples who make videos together as a bonding experience and to make themselves look kuter as a couple to other desperate aging former hipsters
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THEY CUT THE PART WHERE SHE KILLS HERSELF?
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junior college video editing class project, done by that one kid who “didn’t get in to emerson but totally should have”
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why did that fat guy leave chelsea clinton?
she seemed like a wistful, introspective kind of girl who would have “drinking red wine,” “thrift store adventuring” and “organic douching” in her myspace general interests.
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another example of lame couple bonding by youtube music video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ppt0mVjOk9w
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this video is so unfresh i have to go douche.
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Clearly an Emerson student that paid to be coddled into thinking they have talent.
Boston is full of norms.
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hahah i stumbled across that academy fight video the other day and had to stop 1/4 way into it. made me so uncomfortable
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Shannon- You are a very attractive lady! I thought your performance was very good! I think the director messed up twice in the video: that back and forth shit was epileptic and at the very end you should have gone down the escalator looking back rather than walking down the stairway. I wish it was me that you were looking at that way.
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it has a blooper extra video on youtube. sometimes talented geniuses are people too. wish i could be like them
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Ok people first off I know the person who did this video and it was just for fun and she did it with a little digital camera for practice. She wasn’t even in film school at this point. The girl and the guy are not a couple and didn’t even know eachother before this. And no she is not Jesse Spano (isn’t she like 40 anyway? this girl is 22 and was 20 at the time). The director has now graduated from film school and is now a popular director of local bands in the Boston area! She has another (more professional) video which is also on youtube and was her final project for school.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bJq7x_9mtA0
I cannot believe the things people say. Seriously it was just practice and she is the most modest person I know, so leave her alone!
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that bitch is a nerd
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Yeah she’s a really good filmmaker actually. She also directed this one:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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She’s a nerd?? dude go back to your trailer and keep smoking your crack…what have you ever done?
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Hey I don’t even know this chick but seriously guys, why so rude? Give the kid a break.
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Not the best video I have ever seen, but I’ve seen worse. Damn yall are harsh.
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Who made you guys critics. Yea its not the best quality but last I checked youtube is for amatuers. What were you expecting Lord of the Rings? Now if this was in the theaters we would have a problem.
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video for Transatlanticism death cab = automatic fail.
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LOL…no its not the video I’m laughing at. Listen to all you loosers who prob still live in your mom’s basebement, fighting about a (youtube) video. “I’m special casue my opinion about a little youtube video matters.” shit who makes this site. Everyone go out and get a life! Wear some sunglasses cause you prob haven’t seen the sun in a while. Peace I’m out LMAO!
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Cute chick ;)
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the 5:28pm anon is extremely ironic. i like authentic irony.
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from the commenter that brought you “that bitch is a nerd” comes this summer’s hottest comment:
you are a faggot
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GAY
GAY
GAY
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Its not THAT bad, come on.
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Why pick on some little college girl? If anything it should be that “Leave Britney Alone Kid” on here..what a freak! People who do that stuff are the youtube douchebags.
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the comments in this thread further reaffirm my belief that half of the people in the alt world are total pushover loser “nice guys”
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For the 6:34pm commenter..
Oh cause you’re so fucking tough and manly. I like to criticize little girls cause it makes me feel good. Come on buddy, seriously.Get over yourself cause you’re a nobody.
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Of all of the horrible youtube videos I have wasted my life watching, this one isn’t that bad. So what’s the big deal about it? Why this video?..the girls hot but that’s about it. Its not like its really shitty and worth discussing.
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EYEBALL ACTING = big in 2oo8
p.s. your friend is very talented. where can i see more?
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i think this thread of comments are definitely the best thing that has happened to HRO. most of them are the directors friends who are anons trying to look like readers of HRO. cause an average reader of hro would laugh his/her ass off and won’t whine about people leaving terrible comments. this brings a lot more readers to the page. maybe they’ll learn a thing or two. and then leave comments about blogging about the new justice video.
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lollin at ppl who give a shit about this girl
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this is the funniest comment stream that ever happened since they invented the internet
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when is this girl gonna make the new video for brite eyes or taxicab confessions?
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I don’t get what the big deal is.
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This is crazy but I actually like it lol…I know I know.
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So has anyone seen Iron man yet?
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Yeah I dug it.
Can’t wait for IRONMAN 2.
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THREAD JACKED
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justice where r u?
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Mmmm..Love redheads! She’s hot!
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Amen bro! Hell yeah to eyecandy!
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can this comment thread become a new blog?
CMMNT BLOGS = big in 2K10?
p.s. i am a major director of national commercials. i would like to cast everyone in this video in a garnier fructis commercial.
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HAHA like hell you are. Yeah by the way I’m Steven Speilberg and I want everyone in this film to star in Jurassic Park 4. The redhead can be the sexy star and the pretty boy can get eaten by a bunch raptors :p
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LMAO!
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The director and cast should be interviewed lol!
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Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:
There is bad news about her father.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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