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Which 1 Turns U on more?


Pictures that feature skinnie alt broads

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Pictures that feature skinnie alt broads getting their munch on.

BE CONFIDENT IN URSELF.
DON’T WORRY ABT UR WEIGHT.
TRUE FRIENDS LOVE U 4 WHO U R, NOT WHAT U LOOK LIKE.
DON’T B AFRAID 2 B URSELF.
BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE HUMANS, TOO.
Look at urself naked in front of the mirror for at least 1 hour per day to learn how 2 ‘accept’ your inner and outer beauty.

What do yall think?
Will you wear skinnie jeans for the rest of your life?

[Photos by LNP & the CBRSNK]

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45 Comments

  1. Zeb
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    QUESTION:

    Is capitalization alt now? Or is lowercase alt? I’m pretty sure caps lock isn’t alt. Can someone please give me some tips on this. If captalization is not alt, can the owner of this website please delete this comment?

    Thanks,
    The Man Income Forgot, Zebedee Williams.

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    Second!

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  3. Peter
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    3rd

    And secondly ; skinny alt ho’s = <3

    Reply

  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    of course caps lock isn’t alt. neither is shift, control, delete, command….

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    text transformation is the anti-alt. live lowercase, die lowercase.

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    YESTERDAY I WAS TALKING TO AN ALTGRL I HAV A CRUSH ON AND I PEED MYSELF, AND IT WAS THE MOST EROTIC THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    dont like skinny skinyy girls
    I like soft areas

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    p0st m0re crunkalthoes with jUnk in the tRuNk

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    Starvation is key to being alt. Spend your money on coke and clothes, not cheeseburgers.

    Skinny alt broads that pose with food are only ok and still alt if they purge afterwards

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    some love 4 the females. that’s nice coming from this blog.

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    the skinny jean question is one i think of often
    i love my skinny legs so i have decided that yes i will wear them for the rest of my life
    but i know that i know that with all lykke li hood i wont

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:23 am | Permalink

    the album “the looks” by the popular rock band mstrkrft is a pretty good album. why have they decided to be shitty?

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    also that “skinnie alt broad” is actually a skinnie alt TRANNY

    Reply

  14. ryan
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:34 am | Permalink

    if the skinny alt broad was vomiting to acquire her skinny alt broad look then I would go for that one

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:51 am | Permalink

    What the hell is that girl eating anyhow

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    its a hamburger
    http://www.wikipedia.org/hamburger

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    ^LOLZ

    Reply

  18. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    this post makes me feel so good about myself. i can eat jalapeno poppers and still advocate progressive sexual and musical politics. i am beautiful.

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:42 am | Permalink

    i would like to see this chick and david hasselhoff get together for an evening of classy dining on the laundry room floor.

    CLASSY ALT BROADS STUFF IT IN!

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 3:13 am | Permalink

    the beatles should have a remix contest on HRO…carles can u contact john lennon to organize this?

    Reply

  21. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 4:53 am | Permalink

    YO!!!!

    NIGGA IM SOOO DRUNK RIGHT MEOW

    AND READING YOURE SHIT MAKES ME LUL SOOOOO HARD

    Reply

  22. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 5:01 am | Permalink

    ^ this kid be in grade 9

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    hey i like that last one! and um the hasselhoff 1 2.

    Reply

  24. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 6:37 am | Permalink

    Reading capitalised text is the same as listening to an electro cd.

    Think about it.

    Do you listen to electro?

    Yes: U SHOULD DFNTLY TYPE IN CAPZ.

    No: Most alt kids are college drop-outs so you should try to sound professional. Stick to lower case.

    “I DO BUT NO ONE CALLS IT DAT ANYMRE”: ___________________ (choose your own response)

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 7:02 am | Permalink

    skinnie alt chicks need to eat some more hambugers so they have some booty to grind on. i don’t want their bones to hurt my bone..r

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    AnorSEXia

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    CAPS LOCK IS HOW YOU GET PPL TO READ YOUR CMMNT. MY MAC IS SO ALT IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ALT KEY.

    THAT HAMBURGER GRRRL IS WAY BETTER.

    +CARLES: POST MORE DOUBLE POSTS

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    Ctrl-Alt-Trannie

    Reply

  29. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    do lens free glasses prevent eye spunk?

    Reply

  30. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    im gonna wear parachute pants and assless chaps for the rest of my alt life

    Reply

  31. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 10:31 am | Permalink


    ewww

    anorexia and bullemia are so mainstream

    MANorexia; now that’s alt

    Reply

  32. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    check out her hands, she has Paulie from the Sopranos hands
    http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061006/244.sirico.tony.100506.jpg

    Reply

  33. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    slim jeans r cool, skinnies are ghey (for dudes)

    Reply

  34. MilesWestwood
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    Haha, easy fucking choice…

    Reply

  35. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    so did that chick win a chili’s gift card?

    Reply

  36. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    anyone noticed skin condition on upper shoulder of P1?

    im thinking to much alt whoring leads to infections skin conditions.

    is this attractive?

    Reply

  37. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    not many people heard me the first time so i will say it again

    THE FIRST PHOTO IS A TRANNY

    carles just turned alt bros ghey

    Reply

  38. sarah morrison
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    is that girl eating a sandwich with tomatoes as bread.

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  39. jillian kate
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    sarah ur stupid its ME im eating a fucking huge ass burger

    Reply

  40. Anonymous
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    skinny chicks r HOTT + u cant blam black chicks that wear raised by white ppl and only have white friends for bing alt or”blipsters”

    Reply

  41. pnuttxo
    Posted June 1, 2008 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    <3 skinny alt grls!

    Reply

  42. Steal-Bars Crew
    Posted June 1, 2008 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    I look at myself about 4 hours a day in the mirror. Not to mention PhotoBooth! you kiddin me?!

    Reply

  43. Anonymous
    Posted June 1, 2008 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    it looks a lot like that girl is eating a giant tomato containing more tomatoes.

    Reply

  44. Anonymous
    Posted June 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    is the gurl in the second pic eating a human kidney? cannibalism is the new alt.

    Reply

  45. Anonymous
    Posted August 30, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Ughhh I wish I never found this blog. I hope you all get crotch crabs.

    Reply

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