Alt Girl: Hey. Is that a rec0rd on ur head?
RCRD HEAD: Oh hey. Thanks 4 noticing… ur kinda kute.
Alt Girl: I saw u on a blog called ‘the hipster runoffs.’
RCRD HEAD: Yea. That blog is an ass hole. They just make fun of innovative people, whether they are artists, people who walk on streets in cool clothes, or even myspacers.
Alt Girl: So how did you make ur rcrd hat?
RCRD HEAD: It was actually a very time-consuming process. It started about a year ago when I had to apply for a permit to install my rcrd hat. About a week ago, I had the surgery to drill this RCRD into my skull. It’s sort of similar to being ‘a boy in a bubble.’
Alt Girl: This might be a personal question, but what record is it?
RCRD HEAD: It’s a copy of Interpol’s “Antics,” one of the most important albums of the past century.
Alt Girl: Hmmm… I wuz always more of a fan of ‘Turn on the Bright Lights.’
RCRD HEAD: That was too conceptual for me, but I am not a big fan of shoegazing.
Alt Girl: Oh.
RCRD HEAD: Did u see my shirt? I made that, too.
Alt Girl: Is it a tall tee?
RCRD HEAD: No. It is called an alt bro moo moo.
Alt Girl: Ohh. Not rlly my thing.
RCRD HEAD: Can I buy u a PBR?
Alt Girl: No. It’s cool. I’m straight-edge. I only drink Coca Cola Classic out of vintage bottles.
RCRD HEAD: Oooh.
Alt Girl: Did ur parents luv u when u were a kid?
RCRD HEAD: My father encouraged self-expression and individualism.
Alt Girl: Seen n e good movies lately?
RCRD HEAD: I recently saw the movie ‘Juno’ about a pregnant American teenagers who has a child who wins an Olympic gold medal.
Alt Girl: Yea. I heard it won an MTV Oscar Award.
RCRD HEAD: Maybe we have more in common than we thought… will u be my long-term girlfriend?
…to be continued?
RCRD HEAD: The Journey of an Alt Bro to Find His Inner-Alt, his Trophy Alt GF, and Build His Personal Brand
by Carles
[RCRD HAT photos by I can Teach U How To Do It]
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I was hoping the record was going to be one of those HeartsRevolution ones…
sigh
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Hahahaha. You used it. High five Carles!
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HORRIBLE.
TERRIBLE FAGGOT OF MONOTHILITHIC PORPORTIONS.
SHOULD BE PUT TO FKN DEATH.
LIKE EVERYONE WHO SHOPS AT URBAN FUCKING OUTFITTERS.
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The internet is serious fucking business!
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wouldnt the cola be stale? i only eat vintage late night custodian.
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so many of my days have been made right here with posts like this. <3 carles 4eva.
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lol i can’t wait 4 the next installment
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urban outfitters is cool as fuck mr CAPS.
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HRO this is your first gimmick in a long time that I have fully enjoyed. MORE RCRD HAT!
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record hat bro convo: #1 BEST HRO POST OF THE WEEK
this shit is solid gold
carles knocked it outta the park
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he actually kinda looks like Michael Cera in that second pic
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Hold a sec Carles,
You’ve just found the MST PRFCT ALT.BRSTS EVR, and you’re still wasting your time on this douchebag?
What the fuck is wrong with you, FGGT?!?
GIVE US MORE RED-EYED WILMA FLINTSTONE!
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what the fuck is a record? is it like a “CD”?
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omg, please keep captioning photos with dialogue. talk about choose your own adventure.
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This is Golden..Fucking GOLDEN!
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Carles, have u evr thought about writing 4 p4k?!
I bet they would give u a column lyke the ‘puritan blister’. it’s my fave. <3 ya.
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Carles’ dialogue >>> Diablo Cody
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Loooo000llZZZZzzz good post
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i think i figured carles out
he is a
fggt fggt fggt fggt fggt
i love u lets date
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pr0psx2
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duh face. coke is still sold in glass bottles. its not vintage. its from mexico.
+Fumo
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I wanna read the complete story of rcrd head :)!!!
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Nobody dis Urban.
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more rcrd hat.
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First!
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brilliant.
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i smell a major motion picture.
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RCDR HAT – The Movie:
Search for the BeTaMaX-GRL
The greatest ALT-LUV story ever told?
The Blog generations “When HARRY met SALLY?
“BeTaMaX GRL, you are alone NO-MORE!. I understand you’re OBSOLETE-NES!”
“OH RCRD HEAD!”
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have u heard of alt. record asshat?
does any 1 alt dream about it?
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I bet Pixar wud make RCRD HAT movie.
2 bad it wont be alt then :-(
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Concerning the last pic, I am pretty more focused on the nasty red hat of the alt-dad who comes to a party of his daughter in order to look after her (the hat might be a kinda camouflage that permits him not to be located) ..
alt-dads with alt-hats in alt-parties : alt-big in alt-2K10 ?
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is it a post about justice?
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JUSTICE is s0 2k08.25, bro!
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to be continued? i fucking hope not
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Dude in the red hat looks like a CHILD PREDATOR.
Take note of the glasses & OPEN shirt, protruding chest HAIR combo.
He’s definetly on the ALT-PROWL!
EVIL red hats big in PEDAPHILIA 2K8.5?
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i bet you new zealand will come out with some forced conceptual film involving record head boi and huge fake anal bead gurl. they will fall in love awkwardly and discover their inner-selves while making scrapbooks.
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Dear Carles,
I want you to know that this p0st touched my heart and my genitals. you made me lul again. I thought that this blog was on the falloff, but you kept with it. I believe in you, your magic is real.
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why did the alt bro wear a record-hat?…
because he wanted to be groovy!
hilarious.
ps. i hate to say it but i dont think thats a real record on that man’s head.
why, that alt bro is an alt FAUX.
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this reminds me of batboy
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There’s so much creative potential with a character like Rcrd Head. Possible book series. A possible family sitcom with a jumpy theme song and a catchphrase, like “That’s our Rcrd Head!” Even a possible Nintendo Wii Fit game, where the player has to awkwardly dance his way into finding the alt girl of Rcrd Head’s dreams. The possibilities are endless, and your play, Carles, has helped showed that. Beautiful work.
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it makes me feel like in the planet Sun
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“Antics,” one of the most important albums of the past century.
he must be kindin right???
somebody plss kill him!!!
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