Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Create.Your.Own.Striped.Shirt”:
why is it that tuggys have gotten to be so popular amongst the ___sters? Is it because everyone has hrpz?
I could write this blg and no 1 would knw th dffrnce.
OMG I would looove to tug myself off to this tuggtastic hottie. G-strings really make me want to ‘get my tug on’ if you know what I mean, but it would be even tuggier if I got her tugbotic arm to tug my little tug-shaft… But seriously though… life’s not all about tugging. Sometimes you can tug and tug as hard as you can, but life doesn’t get any tuggier. It’s like your tugpole is just untuggable blowing in the wind.
But never give up. Never stop tugging. The tug is always creamier on the otherside, or atleast that’s what my deceased uncle told me. He died in a tugging accident. My family was able to tug their way through the untuggly times. But we tugged again. We were strong. We tugged through everything, and in the end, tugging prevailed.
Just because you are going through an untuggy time doesn’t mean you should give up. Keep tugging. Tug yourself. Tug your bestfriend. Tug your grandmother. Tug your favourite alternative celebrity. Do not be afraid. Do not be afraid to tug. If you don’t tug yourself, who the hell else is going to tug you? Your tug-perception is everything, and if you don’t look in the mirror and think ‘I will be tugged tonight‘, then you might as well cut off your tug-job-contraption.
There is a tug. Have faith. Don’t let any one ever tell you that tug is dead. It’s about what you believe in, and you are a coward if you don’t believe in tug. Tug will never die.
“I want so badly to believe that there is truth that tug is real.”
-the HIPSTER RUNOFFS, 2008
SHOULD HRO RETIRE THE TERM ‘TUGJOB’?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE THE TERM ‘ALT BRO’?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE THE TERM ‘FGGT’?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE THE TERM ‘UFFIE NIPS’?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE THE TERM ‘JUSTICE’?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE HRO OPINIONS?
SHOULD HRO STOP MAKING ‘INTERNET MEMES’?
IS HRO BAD FOR SOCIETY?
SHOULD HRO ‘HAVE MORE JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY’ FOR THE SAKE OF ‘BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY’ BY PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT ‘TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY’ WHEN IT COMES TO CULTURE, THE ARTS, AND SOCIAL TRENDS?
SHOULD HRO RETIRE?
But seriously yall, ‘what’s this life 4?’
AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY….
will we ever get to the bottom of the theory that every post on an alt music blog is secretly about Justice?
I want my life back. I want my blog back.
If I install Norton Antivirus on my blog, will Justice stop influencing my posts [via Spyware]?
Thanks yall… I just got a Mac so I am still figuring out ‘hot corners’ and ‘dashboards’ and ‘how to right click’ and stuff like that. So that’s probs why I’m getting ‘existential.’
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‘plz, feed the animals. Just…feed…the…animals.’
-Gregory Gillis (AKA Girl Talk), a mainstreamer circa 2006 right before he embarked on a lifelong journey to turn alt.
we miss u Gregg.
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highly tuggable
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i wish she’d tug me
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I’m not a fan of the g-string.
P0st some alt-thongs!
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I would tug the shit out of her.
Also I’m just gonna come right out and say it:
JUSTICE SUX DIX WHY ARE WE EVEN STILL TALKING ABOUT THEM?!
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where are all these scene people who take dirt pix. i think if i drunkenly stumble across one i WOULD ttly get tugged. alt girls really dig drunk guys, non-violent ones. esp. cuz i’m a sociology major and have badass insight, esp. while drunk
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i pledge allegiance, to the tug, of the united states of america, and to the tugjob, for which it stands, one nation, under tug, indivisible, with liberty and tugjobs for all.
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Amen.
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i’m still confused why you think girltalk used to be “mainstream.” as countless people have mentioned, he’s been doing pop remixes since the late 90’s and toured relentlessly playing to nobody. people caught on in 2006. i think it’s the opposite: he’s alt-gone-mainstream
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this shit is…… Fn HALERIOUS….
Alt-bros a fag jobs and shit doesnt even need to be good for them to think its alt and cool.
Get a life you alt fagg jobs
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i always check your blog to see if you had anything insightful to say about all things ‘hipster’. but recently with all the attention your blog is getting and what not, you have become a redundant bore with your now stale humor. what happened to the lovable HRO? the blog that you send links to over your facebook without feeling like a wierdo freak after all your friends look at it?
whatever carles, i know the real HRO is somewhere in there. its like the hope i feel when i see an asian man behind the steering wheel of a car…
i hope you finally figure out what life is 4, blogging about those ever fascinating tugjobs.
-Anon
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ctrl+f tug
C0MPUT3R KR4SH h0 n03z!!!11!!1 one
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HEHAHAA i laughed so hard i think i let my red baron microwave pizza overheat. (hate when the chse melts onto the plate)
but srsly, maybe the real question is: who is “ruining” the “fun” for “everyone?” SERIOUSLY. i’m being serious.
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i seriously came
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I seriously love red baron microwave pizza
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more importantly
Who is that grl with the hot new mouth accessory in the background?
Are solo cups in mouths the new shutter shades?
Is the cup a permanent fixture?
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more importantly
Who is that grl with the hot new mouth accessory in the background?
Are solo cups in mouths the new shutter shades?
Is the cup a permanent fixture?
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TUG LYFE……thats my motto and its how i keep it real
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Where da ass at?
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TuG Lyfe,,,,lol
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NEVER ENOUGH TUG
NEVA 4GET NEVA 4GET
ALWAYS RAMEMEBA THE AROUSAL
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http://www.drivenbyboredom.com
tug lyfe
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TUGZ $ EVERYBODY OMG OMG TUGZTUGZTUGZYALL
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HRO just jumped the shark. Also, carles steals jokes. You’re on probation. Redeem yourself with better posts and fresh memes or you’re out.
-Anon Ymous
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kate moss shows her nips iz hot
http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/katemoss-seethrough.jpg
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LET THURR B THUGG
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Wipe that tugg look off your face.
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You’ve just overexposed me to the term TUG and therefore rendered not funnie anymores :/
YOU ARE NOT YOUR GIMMICKY WORDS CARLES, YOU COULD SURVIVE A SELF-IMPOSED GIMMICKY WORDS RECESSION
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CARLES SHOULD NOT RETIRE SHIT!
WE <3 U THE WAY U R, BRO
have a nice tugfest tonite!
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HAI
CN SUM1 STICK GILLIS HEAD ON TUG GIRL FOR ULTRXXX TUG MAI FOTOSHOP GOTZ HACKED
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i have never got a good tug job from a girl i just hooked up with… i takes months/years for a girl to learn how to tug me proper. ummm ‘diff strokes 4 diff folks’ but really, i’m into the whole D.I.Y culture and that includes D.I.Y. tugjobs.
what i really want to say is that i want a hot alt girlfriend who makes it out to planned parenthood regularly and takes birth control so i can fuck her with my bare dick and get my squirt on all up in her snatch. that’s what this life iz 4
P0ST M0RE ‘UFFIE NIPS’ PLZ!
P0ST M0RE pix with fnny helvetica captions.
P0ST M0RE cameltoe pix
HRO 4 life, keep it up and don’t retire shit until they start selling tshirts at hot topic that read ‘BLOG FGGT’
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um… i dont want to slam HRO.
is it still cool for me to post here?
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the laughs hurt
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hahahaa, def. one of my fav feeds.
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1. WH0 IZ THE MOST SEXI GIRL EVER POSTED ON HRO?
2. HOW MANY PE0PLE HAVE TUGGED THEMSELVES TO HRO IN THE PAST, UHHHH SAY, 3 MONTHS?
3. CARLES, WOULD YOU EVER CAPITALIZE OFF OF SOME SORT OF MERCHANDISING DEAL WITH HOT TOPIQ?
4. WHO HERE IZ 4 CAPITALIZM?
I THINK IT IS AWESOME.
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this was definitly a post about justice.
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never retire tug jobbbbbb.
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Best. Post. Ever.
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I hope you get hundrets of tugs for this 1.
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GirlTalk is Thugged out!
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damn you last nights party.com.
I’m freaked out that her spine sort of doesnt seem like it goes where it should.
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you really need to pepper, not soak posts in HRO terms. using tug job every other sentence is going to make it annoying…like people saying ‘holla’, or people that just ‘discovered’ justice.
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can somebody please tell me what the fuck AZN means???
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Whats influencing u is the COCKS! closet fag!
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Paid the cost to be the butt floss. Tuggin in FlossAngeles.
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i want this post to stay on the front page forever.
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