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Alternative Oreos


Which1 is better: original oreos or vanilla oreos?
Made any good sandwiches lately?
Seen any good BILFs lately? (Blipsters I’d Like to F*CK)

Should altbros start buying shorty shorts? Or are you more likely to tug an alt bro in jeans?

[Via Style Sightings]

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    bro ID’d as straight cuz’ a gay man would never wear white frames with that bowtie/short/shoe combo.

    that one girl’s got some thick-ass wilma rudolph lookin’ calves. DAMN.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    you know i thug em fuck em love em leave em cause i dont fuckin need em

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    P0ST MORE TWINKIES

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    OMG

    THAT GUY

    OMG

    WUT STYLE IS HE GOING FOR THERE?

    HE IS MINDBLOWING

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  5. Richard Cole King
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Bring the summer, bring the shorts.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    these girls are beautiful

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    IJ would start a fight with this guy just for wearing that fucking bow tie. He just looks like he needs to be punched in the face and told he is fucking stupid.

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  8. Johnny The Anomaly™
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    Im Not Sure Whats Worse Keds Or Jellies…If Youre Above The Age Of 7 And Not A Broad!

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 12:48 am | Permalink

    an alt bro is way way way more likely to get a very nice tug job from an AZN with bangs if he wears pants.

    FACT!

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    this post reminds of no bra, icky looking TITZ that prob come attacked to their manimal

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  11. HIGHLY BNGBL
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    isn’t an oreo “alternative” for simply being an oreo?

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 3:07 am | Permalink

    blipster on the right is fINNNNNE

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    iz tht mark jacobs i lke hs clothes

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  14. Rawyn
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    WOW.
    WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP.
    FULL STATEMENT.
    STOP.
    EVERYTHING.

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  15. Jonathan
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    What is going on in his pants? Pocket snooker?

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    He does look to be standing erect.

    I DIDN’T KNOW PPL WHO WORE BOW-TIES COULD GET ERECTIONS

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  17. esoter1c
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    IS DAT SUM BOY 8 BIT !?

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  18. C.M.
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    i think all this conversation is missing the general point. This guy looks like a gay ginger wierd al and the mother fucker is, at the very least, in close proximity to two chicks that i would be lucky to gawk at from across the bar. Get what you can folks and quit hatin’.

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