I had completely forgotten about the emerging trend of 'hypothetical creatures' on miscellaneous apparel. This bro looks happy to have a creature on his hoodie to declare, "My personal brand is a little bit zany. I am a free spirit. I do not belong 'inside of the box.'"

I wonder what he is listening to on his iPod...
Probably some Wallflowers?

[Foto By Just Glitter Lust]

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ALTERNATE JOKE ABOUT THAT PIC:
OMG. I can't believe Paul Dano dyed his hair blonde and wears neon electro gear!

I wonder if he is wearing those clothes because _____________(reference to There Will Be Blood and/or Little Miss Sunshine).