Do yall listen to Scandinavian Pop?

Is Scandinavian Pop rlly that good? I seem to prefer it when it is lipsynched by two sexually ambiguous outgoing scene bros with Tegan & Sara haircuts.

<3 Dramatic headturns + ironed hair + scene bros = HEAVEN <3

Their effort is actually a mammoth landmark in capturing the GHEYNESS of the original video for Alphabeat's "Fascination." The bro in this band looks like he is squeezing out a kute, pastel-coloured turd while he sings.

For every "Young Folks," there are thousands of "Fascination"s that leave u wondering why some people think it's so c00l to love Scandy Pop. Would u rather listen to BANGERS for the rest of ur life, or Scandinavian Pop?

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY...
What's the difference between scene and alt?