I’m not sure how I would feel if I went to a ‘gentleman’s club’, and then some conceptual-stripper approached me about a lap dance.
Do alt-bros go to strip clubs?
Do alt-broads ever consider becoming strippers, or are they more likely to just work at a coffee shop & make the same amount of tip money from entry-level-meaningful alts who come in on a daily basis because they ‘think they are going to hook up with her since she chats with him whenever he orders a soy latte, and he compliments her on her music selection.’
XX BONUS HUMBLE AZN IN SHORTY SHORTS XX
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In 2k9, I want to see more AZNs in shorty shorts, and non-AZNs in AZN bowl cuts.
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that first girl looks like she has a nasty skin disease
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That humble azn has the face of kim jong il
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waste of blog space
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blog about this; http://www.greatweatherforairstrikes.com/assets/sound/waledance.mp3
it’s a rapper over D.A.N.C.E.
Rap + elctro, bik in 2k9?
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girl #1 killing it with the ringworm.
RINGWORM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringworm
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non asians can’t have the asian bowl because their hairs not chinky enough
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hopefully rap/electro is big in 2k9
it’s the best way to listen to rap
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ew
altbrosdressedastugmonsters NOT big in 2k9
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waledance = old
justice = older
proto-stripper = gross look at the skin thing by her vagg
azngrl = hod botty
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More clothes that look like mythical creatures.
http://www.anewmuse.net/2008/
06/surry-hills-paddington.html
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the girl on the top makes me wanna puke
the girl on the bottom makes me want to keep on being an AZN with bangs
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ew @ chub AZNs.
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sassy’s in portland or is alt
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this post reminds of no bra, icky looking TITZ that prob come attacked to their manimal, sassy’s in portland is a shithole, its all about union jacks that place looks like logans run
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um, i think the frecklie girl is really cute.
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for serious. they are just freckles!
as for the asian. her face is not crackin
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MSTRKRFT should rewrite your blog entries and make them worth reading
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seriously. WACK
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3W rackne
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I <3 conceptual titties
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bad posture!
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OMG TUGS TUGS TUGS OMG OMG
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alt-bros go to strip clubs, grams in hand to wave around for anorexic alt-hos usually resulting in beej and sexin back at said alt-bros pad…to be followed of course, by parliament breaks and discussions about how stripping really isn’t that bad
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Is this a post about Agyness Deyn?
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Needs moar kute chinks. Pref showing some titty
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LOL.
THAT AZN IS NO CUTE.
AZNS R FAIL IN GENERAL.
XCEPT IN CHINA OF COURSE.
OVER THERE WE R FAIL.
I KNOW YOU’VE SEEN LOST IN TRANSLATION YOU FUQING HIPSTERS.
EVEN IF IT IS JAPAN YOU SMELL ME.
DIPSET.
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p0st more conceptual strippers with ink blot eye-makeup.
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Awful – really…
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MMmmmmm sexy azn legs
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is she aware that she has a fucking acne crisis all over her body . It’s disgusting but is it a kinda caracteristic of alties ? You know maybe they say : ‘yeah I have buttons including on my boobs but I assume it ’cause I’m not like you guys’ . It might be an interesting reflexion subject .
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i’m a stripper! i wear nothing but the justice jacket while poledancing to stress. haha just kidding, i’m more of a genesis/aa mesh body suit kinda broad. too bad that girl is nasty-NAS. POST MORE ALT-STRIPPERS
ps. i’ve done both, and seriously, strippers > baristas. ooobbvviii
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two fuckin dogs in one post. well done.
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THAT GIRL HAS SCABIES!!!!
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let’s do teh time warp again
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LULZ AT U CUNTZ
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