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Girl Talk’s New Personal Brand is a Metaphor


Girl Talk’s myspace pic is kinda kute, & kinda scary. I think it is a metaphor about his personal identity/his upcoming new album.

I think it means
a) Girl Talk is an alt child predator who taunts the parents of abused children by burning his stage name on to their front lawn
b) it represents how his music is resonating with kids from suburbia, since they only listen to stuff that they are told is cool. Girl Talk is able to concoct his own form of deconstructed pop. He is more talented than Brian Wilson.
c) Girl Talk worships Satan
d) Girl Talk will join a cult and attempt to board a space ship on the tail of a comet by killing himself
e) C.Y.O.Response

Remember the old Girl Talk aesthetic?

Hopefully his new image will help him to crossover into mainstream culture x 1000000.

Be careful if you pre-partie or after-partie with Girl Talk.

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19 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    HALE BOPP = GIRL TALK??
    WTF CARLES!?!?

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  2. Sam Anderson
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    If Girl Talk is an alt child predator, consider me an abused budding alt child with scared parents who are easily susceptible to idle threats such as stage names in lawns… or something to that effect.

    I’d turn fggt for him.

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  3. Sly
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    I prefer his College Girls Anal Fest Vol.5 branding than his Spielberg film poster look-a-like new self branding…

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    OH MY GAWD IT’S CUMMING! NEW ALBUM OUT BY THIS THURSDAY! SO SAYS THE ALMIGHTY PITCHFORK!

    i dont know why his personal brand doesn’t involve a lab coat considering his nerdy past dayjob.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    uh oh. he’s really looking to streamline his image. we should all be scared for those kids out in suburban jersey they may take it seriously.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    FEED THE ANIMALS
    FEED THE ANIMALS
    FEED THE ANIMALS
    FEED THE ANIMALS
    FEED THE ANIMALS
    FEED THE ANIMALS

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    grl tlk is obvi a neo nazi…
    Didn’t the klu kulx klan used to burn lawns and shit?

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  8. Kinoko
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    Im not awake
    I thought I was on bikesnobnyc
    I thought I was looking at
    ad for GT bikes
    It was the confuse
    reading too much bikesnob and HRO
    everyday
    before cafe’is bad ideas.
    will there ever be blog
    crossover cameo???

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    that’s not a metaphor, it’s his new house.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    boo photoshop fire.

    girl talk is into alt brorape

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    I WANT TO JOIN GIRL TALKS CULT

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    post more death!

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    SLIM CHARLES GOT IT RIGHT WITH OPTION A. THIS IS STRIGHT OUTTA AMERICAN BEAUTY AND I HAVE BEEN PREDICTING IT FOR SOME TIME.

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  14. benny k
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    is it me or does girl talk look like kevin bacon X that kid on the simpsons from shelbyville who’s just like bart but a massive annoying cunt?

    i dont care im still devestated over heath ledger’s death

    why so serious?

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  15. benny k
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    ps: child predator + fire
    doesnt that remind you of donnie darko? soz my alt radar was triggered
    man i cant wait for S Darko
    i hope they put a really alt soundtrack on again with echo and the bunnymen and joy division and that cover of that mad world song (waaaay meaningful-core, spesh with the pia-pia-piano)

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    ^ trying too hard

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    GT = Good Titts, in my alt world

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 4:57 am | Permalink

    The more i look at it the more it looks like the G is having sex with the T, doggy of course.

    But i am depraved….

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    the metaphor means: Girl Talk dont like the inhabitants of the house because of their suburbia-ness, and hes gonna do some acoustic harm to them. Kinda like the KKK, but funnier (for the viewers). And

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