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Happy Birthday Yall!


Whenever I partie, I'm always sure to bring 2 partie hats in case I ever run into a free-spirited exhibitionist alt duo of friends. I'm not a girl, but I can imagine that it must be super fun to get buzzed/tipsy with your bff who is as smart, attractive, and interesting as you.

I didn't take a racial studies class in college, so can some 1 tell me:
AZN, Mexi, or OTHER?

Remember in the 70s when the perfect breasts were shaped like cones?

[via Shadowscene]

Comments

Paul's picture

i'd say all of the above. madonna tried to revive the cone-breasts in the mid-80's. and failed. much like she has in life.

doinwork.com's picture

definetly mexican, see how sweaty she is. AZN's do not perspire.

Ali's picture

other

Anonymous's picture

mexicanpost moar 70s alt breasts

Anonymous's picture

is this post about Totally Michael ?

Anonymous's picture

MexAZN?

Anonymous's picture

mexicannncone boobs are scary :(

Anonymous's picture

Mexicazn has manhands.

Benjamin's picture

she has an AZN breast, but a mexican cut! of course i speak for the first one, the second one is obviously AZN!we also could say that no mexican girl would enjoy an AZN-breast-touch. So she is raped, or she is an AZN 2.the real question is : rape or azn ?

Anonymous's picture

they could be native americans. i heard their breasts are shaped like arrowheads and teardrops.

gheycity's picture

wait you're not a girl? i really thought this whole time that you were.i feel ghey now for reading this shit.

ninachi's picture

hey it really is my birthday today. thank you it's like you know me. i also have party hat breasts.

Benjamin's picture

ninachi, thank you for sharing your life, it was soooo great hearing some news from you! have you ever thought about opening a fashion-AZN-pics-blog?

ph145's picture

I love HIPSTER RUNOFFIm Mexicanand I love mexican girls

Anonymous's picture

THATS A MAN!!! it has to be, look at his hands and lack of hips!!!

Anonymous's picture

shes a pacific islander, probably filipino. can tell from her hands, mouth shape, hair texture, tummy/belly button, thinness, and lack of a happy trail.and your cone boob model looks a lot like old pictures of my mom :(

Anonymous's picture

and your cone boob model looks a lot like old pictures of me :(

someh!pster's picture

both azns.if the one in the back is azn then that makes the one in the front an azn.AZNS DONT HANG OUT WITH MEXICANS.

Anonymous's picture

"Remember the 70's"? Jeez carles how fuckin old are u? Im convinced ur a 40 yr old Negro from the south! Am i correct? am I?

Anonymous's picture

Carles was pornstar back then.He knows the spirit of authentic disco.That's when he learned to partie and appreciate b00bs.

Anonymous's picture

is it ur birfday carlesz? or hr0's birfday?happpi birfdayyy!i must look like a major dumbass rightnow if its neither.u shld do an important dates in blog/alt history post and in between uffie nipz and recrd hatz should be "x.xx.1973-blogger known as carlesz is born"<33 hab a good birfday <33

Anonymous's picture

Carles r u dead? Or just at a partie?

Anonymous's picture

why does urban outfitters not have its own tag section? its the most alt gone mainstream alt clothing store out there. just sayin

Anonymous's picture

Stale.

Anonymous's picture

Mexi in the front.AZN in the back.Much like an alt.mullet.

Anonymous's picture

mexi!

Anonymous's picture

MORE CONE BOOB PICSbriong back cone boob tits so I can get me sometks

Sarah EF.'s picture

dude those girls are totally AZN!!! You can tell even though their eyes are closed...sorry didn't mean to be racist, but yeahh. I have no clue y anyone would wanna have cone shaped, pointy breasts...wtf.

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