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Happy Graduation! Congrats!


Have you ever graduated from high school/college/university/a local technical school, and had to buy a graduation gown? While it was great for taking pictures with your extended family, there's really no use for the gown after the graduation ceremony.

Fortunately, this bro was able to show us how to convert your graduation gown into a functional 'going out' moo-moo.

Our Earth is facing many challenges when it comes to recycling and sustainability. I will always blog about interesting solutions to keep our planet alive.

But srsly...what's yalls highest level of education achieved? Plz b honest. Plz don't cmmnt with 'alt kid'/'cool dad going back 2 school'/'free spirited mom enrolling in art courses' jokes.

[Via Fash Rash]

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Anonymous's picture

also featuring pants fashioned out of recycled aluminum foil

Anonymous's picture

It looks like he's got a tail!

Anonymous's picture

I took an online cooking class 1 time and got a certificate. That is pretty much like going to college rght?

badkharmala's picture

carles i lol'd, but i don't appreciate you telling me what i can and can't joke about. :(can i joke about having a PhD in fine art?

someh!pster's picture

7th grade was my last year of school.i had to go out work on the fields and provide for my poor family.

Anonymous's picture

i go to a liberal artz school

Anonymous's picture

total b-school question. a little market research?

Anonymous's picture

i go to ivy school, but itz k. itz brown.

Anonymous's picture

Y does moo-moo boy have a blood tail? :(

Anonymous's picture

Highschool but I'm working on getting a GED. Am I cool yet?

Anonymous's picture

that looks like the end of the railing, broham. not a bludde tale

Anonymous's picture

just graduated from montana state university. does that make me too old to read this blog?

The Postman.'s picture

Grade eleven.

Anonymous's picture

which 1 is more alt:1) going to liberal arts college2) going to liberal arts college and dropping out3) dropping out of high school and becoming an artist

Anonymous's picture

Is engineering alt?

smoke weed every day's picture

im a lil alt in altementary skool. my cool dad is going back 2 college after dropping out to write "pinkerton". my free-spirited mom is currently enrolled in art courses. also i'm bisexual and a horse.

Anonymous's picture

cmmnty college :(

Anonymous's picture

can i be alt and a civil engineering student?my roommate things civil engineers arent "fashionable." will "civil engineer" ever be a "look" that alt teens attempt to duplicate?will a "graphing calculator" ever be the accessory of choice? will urban outfitters soon start selling "graphing calculator" watches?did math rock bands originally find inspiration from that experimental children's show schoolhouse rock?

Talmage Garn's picture

state school grad since last week. :) :(

andrew's picture

I have one year left in grad school at the University of Pennsylvania getting my Masters in Architecture. But Philly sux, I spend my summers in LA and am moving west when im done.

Anonymous's picture

digital arts student at university of oregon.

Anonymous's picture

3rd yr b.arch studnt

Anonymous's picture

just got my ba in englishhh

Anonymous's picture

i would be rlly rlly sad if this commnts wont inspire u to do a post includin a funky cheese graphic about it..

Anonymous's picture

I went to the UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA BERKELEY and will soon be receiving a MASTERS from the LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS

tab1e's picture

i go to a university known for its STD's. Blistered Gooch State University (BGSU)

josh.d's picture

I'm a fully qualified physician taking a fellowship in an extremely specialized field of perinatal medicine.At night, I put on girl jeans, de-shuttered shades, glitter, and AA t-shirts. Then I to take drugs and try to get included in party pix.Should I stop trying to fit in with the alts Y/N? If they find out my true identity will i be in danger Y/N? Should I give my alt identity a superhero-type name Y/N?

free spirited mom enrolling in art courses's picture

hihonestly, I think that was a good idea. the joke's on you

Anonymous's picture

o hi darryl

Anonymous's picture

I graduated high school and I just finished my first year of college. Im smrt.

Anonymous's picture

i think i pretty much pwn everyone here with my phd. too old to be alt? definitely. but [HIGHLY EDCTD] people read [HIGHLY RECC'D] HRO. will AA make doctoral hoodies?

Anonymous's picture

UNIVERSITY OF PHEONIX...ONLINE!

Anonymous's picture

darryl you fuggin celeb. -cosi <3

Anonymous's picture

3 different colleges 3 years failing all classes. except for that sculpting class I took where I almost fucked my hot milf teacher.

c's picture

i have zero education, im an art student

Anonymous's picture

doing masters in eu and international studies

Anonymous's picture

doing masters in eu and international studies

Anonymous's picture

i goes to state skool and am too poor to buy food. be chillin' with ana and mia. i be king of the alts.

Sly's picture

master in comunikacion

yo's picture

I'm a Dr. MTHRFKA...no seriously I am, why am I even on this blog....

Chris's picture

I just completed a BFA in Graphic Design from RISD. It was a total waste of time and money.

Lyn Kenney's picture

i love darryl natale.

Anonymous's picture

For a second, I thought he had a bloody tail

Christopher Hopkins's picture

i go to uc santa cruz for computer science, i have 2 years left. i like the forest VERY much

Anonymous's picture

12th! I´m finishhhed!

Anonymous's picture

i jst finished year 11. shld i jst finish the rest? id rather play the trmpet in the streets of chi town.

Anonymous's picture

this guy sux

Alysia's picture

i graduated from nursing school... does that make me an alt nurse??? is there even such a thing?

Anonymous's picture

BA in communications from a state school. i love shutter shades, getting tugs and being included in party pix. double-majoring in alt-bro studies.

Rob Micacchi's picture

my friend is smart.

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