HIPSTER RUNOFF

Anonymous: She's not fucking retiring. She's just retiring from her live shows, She's still going to make albums. Somebody needs to teach that bitch what the world "hiatus" means.

Anonymous: i never rly gave chance to m.i.a 2 and once i even said she sucks.
does that make me a bad person?
are alt bros who actually listen to m.i.a getting more tugs from alt black girls?
that song with the guns and sh1t sounded OKAY, and she was KUTE :-(
i guess it's time to MOVE ON to the next 'KUTE and sounds OKAY'black girl.

Anonymous: I saw M.I.A. at Lowlands 07 and it was so awful i left after 20min. She was so drunk, couldn't remember her songs and the sound was so distorted it was like watching a black Amy Winehouse inside a boombox from the 80's turned up 4000%. Actually it was worse then that cos that actually sounds kinda good. Kala blowed. Galang boomed. Meh.

Anonymous: I saw her havin a [HIGHLY RECC'D] drunken argument with then BF/mentor/fellow alt-celeb Diplo.
3> Alt-Celebs are human too 3>

Anonymous: my last memory of m.i.a. was also my only near death experience. basically at coachella her tent was so crowded that i got trampled to the sound of her opening song "bamboo banga"....i can't hear that song without thinking that a 300 lb mexican altbro is gonna crush me between himself and like four other innocent bystanders.

Stan: i heard m.i.a has\had nice ass? is it true?
Hannah: she came to my school and all i heard wuz gunshots alldayeveryday

Anonymous: why do we care? SHE'S UGLY

Anonymous: one time I wuz at a [HIGHLY RECC'D] festival, and had 2 relieve myself. I proceeded 2 the bathrooms, and there wuz Maya Arularprgamsfjasff standing between two urinals. I wuz 2 confused, but I whipped out my penis and she gave it a little tug. I'll miss her 4 sure.

Anonymous: Wow! You guys are so ironic and funny. Fact of the matter is that Kala was a great album and MIA was a great artist.