Anonymous: She’s not fucking retiring. She’s just retiring from her live shows, She’s still going to make albums. Somebody needs to teach that bitch what the world “hiatus” means.
Anonymous: i never rly gave chance to m.i.a 2 and once i even said she sucks.
does that make me a bad person?
are alt bros who actually listen to m.i.a getting more tugs from alt black girls?
that song with the guns and sh1t sounded OKAY, and she was KUTE :-(
i guess it’s time to MOVE ON to the next ‘KUTE and sounds OKAY’black girl.
Anonymous: I saw M.I.A. at Lowlands 07 and it was so awful i left after 20min. She was so drunk, couldn’t remember her songs and the sound was so distorted it was like watching a black Amy Winehouse inside a boombox from the 80’s turned up 4000%. Actually it was worse then that cos that actually sounds kinda good. Kala blowed. Galang boomed. Meh.
Anonymous: I saw her havin a [HIGHLY RECC'D] drunken argument with then BF/mentor/fellow alt-celeb Diplo.
3> Alt-Celebs are human too 3>
Anonymous: my last memory of m.i.a. was also my only near death experience. basically at coachella her tent was so crowded that i got trampled to the sound of her opening song “bamboo banga”….i can’t hear that song without thinking that a 300 lb mexican altbro is gonna crush me between himself and like four other innocent bystanders.
Stan: i heard m.i.a has\had nice ass? is it true?
Hannah: she came to my school and all i heard wuz gunshots alldayeveryday
Anonymous: why do we care? SHE’S UGLY
Anonymous: one time I wuz at a [HIGHLY RECC'D] festival, and had 2 relieve myself. I proceeded 2 the bathrooms, and there wuz Maya Arularprgamsfjasff standing between two urinals. I wuz 2 confused, but I whipped out my penis and she gave it a little tug. I’ll miss her 4 sure.
Anonymous: Wow! You guys are so ironic and funny. Fact of the matter is that Kala was a great album and MIA was a great artist.
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speaking of blacks, I saw Assault last night. I was very skeptical because of the shit that happened with Braxe and his association with Player’s University which is a total party school, but the guy has fucking skills. I was one of several alt bros standing in the DJ booth with jaws dropped. it would have been 200% better with jean shorts though.
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SHES NOT FUCKING BlACK
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So do you think that she could give a alt brother some chump change now that she’s getting married to some rich record executive….?
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@ 1st comment:
That HAS to be Vincent! Haha I called you out on HRO.
xoxo
-One of several other Alt Bro’s crowding the DJ Booth (guess who).
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Yeah that’s right, she’s is a Tamilian of Sri Lankan descent… remember the UK has different conceptions of race, or atleast different race relations than the US-of-A-sshole. Is racism still racism even when it is pitched in an ‘ironic’ tone, by hipster/Alts/Scene/mid-class-kids.
Here’s a tip, when you feel some repressed racist urge, go and vent by spending mom & dad’s money on the AA site.
btw – I don’t find M.I.A’s music worthy of iTunes purchase either :-)
Luv y’all !
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SHE KILLS THE LIVE SHOWS.
SHE CANT SING.
OR RAP.
OR DANCE RLLY.
BUT WE LOVE HER ANYWAYS
DIPLO IS FKN HOMO
WORD TO UR MOM
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WHY IS HER HAIR ALWAYS SO GROSS???? D:
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First of all, MIA is pretty hot.
Second, why would you make a blog about your commenters, when your commenters are so fucking gay? None of that was even worth reading when I read them on the original post.
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fuck you cmmntrs! m.i.a. is sexc
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she totes has a fanny to pak. MIAs fanny 4eeva 4real 4sho yall
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she put on a decent show in the N.O. Speaking of which [HIGHLY BLGGBL]image: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BywaterKeepOffHipstersStepsB.jpg
M.I.A. might have “retired” just at the right time…
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’s true. mia can’t sing or rap or dance. but she still manages to kill live shows. or at least she did in ‘06. haven’t seen her since.
DID HER LAST YEARS OF LIFE SUCK HARD???
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fuck M.I.A.
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OKAY, so about the race thing, OMG I can’t believe people think she’s black. according to the UK race classification guide, she is “south asian.”
if she took the SATs she would pencil in “Asian”
SRI LANKA — IN ASIA SINCE ALWAYS
I guess Mizz Teen South Carolina was right about americans and maps. y’all don’t know THE ASIAN COUNTRIES
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MIA kind of looks like that girl in “my big fat greek wedding”
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HER NOSE IS WAY TOO BIG. I HATE BIG NOSES. I HAVE A BIG NOSE.
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HOW YOU KNOW MY SUBCONSCIOUS TOTALLY QUOTABLE THOUGHTS IS BEYOND ME
luv ya gurl!
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ahahahahha you are so shit, this blog blows
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THE IRONY IS KILLING ME
ON ALL FRONTS
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THE IRONY IRONS ME!! HALP!
SRSLY, M.I.A IS NOT AZN.
She’s not white either.
She’s not fully black, so
can we say she’s black-ish?
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She’s ALT-Lankan.
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I liked her when she was black.
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SHES SRI LANKAN..FUCK. FUCK YOU.
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Dude,
black people have black skin
no matter what country they come from.
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NOT TRUE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7461099.stm
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‘I wuz 2 confused, but I whipped out my penis and she gave it a little tug. I’ll miss her 4 sure’
ahahaha
so moving…
she was never very good :|
i love your blog<3
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I only know her from the MIA/Cranberries part on the new Girl Talk album. Cranberries really showed her up.
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Those lips would wrk well on my junk
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bro, you’re so fucking right…
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once i was at the deb in chi by six corners at the bar downstairs and i look next to me and there she is, MIA.
she was rlly nice to me and i even touched her
so i am liek in love so
u know how it is
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