Do u remember in the early days of HRO when I used to blog about American Appy?
I haven’t been online shopping in a while, nor have I stepped in to an AA to see one of my alt-bro/mainstream-girl-trying-to-be-alt acquaintances who work there.
N e ways, I am excited about the type of people who will wear the unisex BIG T-SHIRT.
I always appreciate styles/prints that are ’so American Apparel that only an alt-d-bag or entry level alt would wear it.’
Here are some of the most American Apparely products that are easy to love & h8:
1. ‘that shirt.’
2. ‘The hoodie with those white strings.’
3. ‘The slut in that AA tube top’
4. ‘The skank in the heather AA t-shirt/v-neck with titties hanging out’
What are your favourite items that are ‘obviously from American Apparel’ that people wear?
Remember that time I blogged about the AA Halloween Contest?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/11/worst-of-american-apparel-halloween.html
I hope the BIG T-SHIRT factors into the Halloween Costume Contest in 2k9.
Pre-order Your Big T-Shirt Here
http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa0401.html#i
XX BONUS AMERICAN APPY COVERAGE XX
Should stop buying lighters and only buy AA matchbooks with alt titties in them?
[Via Copyranter]
<3 <3 <3 American Appy <3 <3 <3
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Do you wanna preorder the big T for me Carles? There’s only one AA in London and its smaller than my toilet bowl.
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I own all of those items
I am… an AA addict
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I actually just ordered the rainbow big tee like ten minutes before reading this blog.
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havent u heard of AAAA (american apparel addicts anonymous)?
you should consider joining if u have probz!
first step, get rid of that hoodie. burn the son of a bitch!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=dWvw6ZpK1j4
this is what being ALT does to you. You start believing you can sing and shit.
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this p0st made me remember the days when carles used to misspell KUTE
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i just wish i knew how AA was able to speed up time so their gray v-necks achieved the ‘i just found this in my attic, its been mothballed for decades’-appearance once they reached the shelves
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did you know that American Apparel will be selling music later this year? watch out for a release from a certain bearded Frenchman.
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the shirt isnt even big!
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so Carles, are you going to get paid some money for this post from a company in LA? ??????? Like a street style blog??
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why do the men models suck?
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AA seems so passe now.=(
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i think u should ref your pie chart for the laggards
lUV how AA puts alt titties in the changerooms…except i get bonerz everytime i try on cltohes ther and can’t leave untill i’ts gone
has NE one got tugs in there?!? lolz
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AA lame shortz duh! gold strictly 4 scene kweenz.
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i have a hoodie, but i always wear it and it’s in my pants
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http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/american_apparel_full_0620072sepia_2.jpg
The TANK THONG.
A shirt with a built-in thong. Who would’ve thought?
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Charles, thanks for showing me the ways of “alt”
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the chick with the cameltoe/titflashing is french starlet Lea Seydoux. all of europe has already seen her beav.
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GOLD LAME
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Shcotty, who are you refering to?
Prince fucking Charles?
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This is the next step towards american appy making tall tees. How else will they appeal to middle america?
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that big rainbow tee is what middle aged fat orderlies wear in some private hospitals. fact.
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luh-may=lame
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lame= luh=may
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my mainstreamer-girl-who-wants-to-be-alt friend sent me a link to the COLOUR CHANGING TSHIRT THAT IS REALLY DIFFICULT TO WASH WITHOUT RUINING IT
tha’s my fave
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+ the alt matchbook girl has got a penis. look
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i rlly like their fanny packs but i cant steal one because they are too close to the register
if u worked at american aparrel would u b embarassed
i say abro who works there out once and he said thats all anyone says to him when he goes out is “dont u work at american aparrel”
neway i always always steal their slick slacks they are the best
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American Apparel for half the price – http://www.imaginarycreatures.net
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