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God bless the Alternative Children of the World.
God bless those cool & free spirited parents who enable their children to show off their personalities through the power of fashion.


Photo by HEL LOOKS:

Jermu (3)
"I'm wearing an eagle t-shirt and flower socks. My cap is yellow and there is some net at the back. I like red, cars and legos."

I rlly wish I could rent him as a human accessory for a night. <33
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I wonder if he is wearing urban camos because he is a soldier in some sort of Alternative Neon Electro Civil War in a war-torn 3rd World Country.
<3 neon blood diamonds <3
[photo by Manila Style]

Cool Dads and Free Spirited Moms make Lil Alts.
MAKE LIL ALTS, NOT WAR.

"If only we could all be bright... like neon love."

-the Prime Minister of Australia, 2009

Comments

Anonymous's picture

what's next? lil childpredetors?

Anonymous's picture

K Rudd already said that!

Anonymous's picture

This child is your worst nightmare.

Anonymous's picture

that first one just looks like white trash!NEXT!

John Negroparty's picture

What do you think the chances are that Kimya "too free spirited to sell out" Dawson's lil alt starts shopping at Express as soon as she turns 13 and becomes a tax lawyer?In this picture from People Magazine, Kimya has dressed her human accessory in observance of the "creatures on t-shirts" trend. Double points!http://www.celebrity-babies.com/images/2008/04/14/kimya_1_cbb.jpg

Anonymous's picture

wow kimya dawson is disgusting

Anonymous's picture

carles that first child is what I think you look like

sweata's picture

this is my first comment ever... but did the prime minister of Australia really say that?

Anonymous's picture

LIL alts w/ mullets have extreme confidence

badkharmala's picture

carles, great post. i wish there was a baby version of SO ME's nikes for when i have kids. one can only hope velcro is big in 2kwheneverihavekids.

open minded free thinking pregnant chick's picture

if my lil alt tries to express anything other than my own personal taste in music and art, i will sell it on craigslist.

Anonymous's picture

the future alts of the world are going to bring the culture down fast. i can already tell

Anonymous's picture

JERMU ISN'T ALT, HE IS WHITE TRASH!

Spook's picture

to everyone asking about the aussie prime minister quote. It says 2009 on it, so obviously it is just a prediction.

lil alt's picture

you should know by know HRO has a time machine and traveled to 2k9, wrote down the PM's quote, and reported it today. bless his alt soul.

Anonymous's picture

bryan boy!

Anonymous's picture

Kid #1 is more likely a share cropper's son than a lil alt. That t-shirt was bought at a flea market in Butt-fuck, Arkansas for 2 bits and a bale of chicken wire.

kevin's picture

i made no such statement

Jermu's picture

why are you guys being mean 2 me? i read HRO every day and thought the "white trash" look would be a kewl and ironic thing to try.why do u hate me??waaahhhhh-jermu

Rawyn's picture

US ALTS DONT NEED ANY COMPETIION FROM 2 FOOT NEONS!!!!CAN THEY EVEN GET IT UP OR WHAT?WTF IS GOING ON HEREFUQ U HIPSTERS

Anonymous's picture

firstly id really like to say i hate you rawynyoure just so...unbelievabley gheysecondly, rudd making such a statement...makes me proud to be an aussie

steve's picture

hey carles

carles's picture

hey steve! how are you?

steve's picture

i'm great thanks! but i think you messed up our names a little on that last comment...

Anonymous's picture

ah my bad bro! what can i do for you- it is night time in australia someone just told me...

steve's picture

you idiot you clearly dont know how to use the comment box options-get a real job you bum!

carles's picture

but i'v already queued up ten more posts- theyll be up in 45 minute intervals over the next little while..

steve's picture

d-bag

carles's picture

oi dont make me post about you again steve... i know you take it to heart when i have a dig at your pillowwhatsit chronicles or whatever you do these days..

steve's picture

nice one, way to post a comment twice. idiot. can i ask you a question big guy??

carles's picture

yeah shoot

steve's picture

where is the love? and who the hell is named carles anyway you are just a non-alt-bro charles in disguise...

carles's picture

get off my blog you just totally hurt my feelings :(

steve's picture

zomg whatevar trevar

Anonymous's picture

hahah :D

Anonymous's picture

I hate children.

carles's picture

now i know why there are so many comments on this post... b/c sumfggt decided to try n b funy by having a conversation w/ himself

Anonymous's picture

i think the first 1 is koot. fa real.

Anonymous's picture

jermu knows his shit.

benny k's picture

i hear all human sperm will be glow in the dark by 2k20

polly's picture

haha lil alts is great :)

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