God bless the Alternative Children of the World.
God bless those cool & free spirited parents who enable their children to show off their personalities through the power of fashion.

Photo by HEL LOOKS:
Jermu (3)
“I’m wearing an eagle t-shirt and flower socks. My cap is yellow and there is some net at the back. I like red, cars and legos.”
I rlly wish I could rent him as a human accessory for a night. <33
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I wonder if he is wearing urban camos because he is a soldier in some sort of Alternative Neon Electro Civil War in a war-torn 3rd World Country.
<3 neon blood diamonds <3
[photo by Manila Style]
Cool Dads and Free Spirited Moms make Lil Alts.
MAKE LIL ALTS, NOT WAR.
“If only we could all be bright… like neon love.”
-the Prime Minister of Australia, 2009



















41 Comments
what’s next? lil childpredetors?
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K Rudd already said that!
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This child is your worst nightmare.
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that first one just looks like white trash!
NEXT!
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What do you think the chances are that Kimya “too free spirited to sell out” Dawson’s lil alt starts shopping at Express as soon as she turns 13 and becomes a tax lawyer?
In this picture from People Magazine, Kimya has dressed her human accessory in observance of the “creatures on t-shirts” trend. Double points!
http://www.celebrity-babies.com/images/2008/04/14/kimya_1_cbb.jpg
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wow kimya dawson is disgusting
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carles that first child is what I think you look like
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this is my first comment ever… but did the prime minister of Australia really say that?
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LIL alts w/ mullets have extreme confidence
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carles, great post. i wish there was a baby version of SO ME’s nikes for when i have kids. one can only hope velcro is big in 2kwheneverihavekids.
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if my lil alt tries to express anything other than my own personal taste in music and art, i will sell it on craigslist.
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the future alts of the world are going to bring the culture down fast. i can already tell
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JERMU ISN’T ALT,
HE IS WHITE TRASH!
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to everyone asking about the aussie prime minister quote. It says 2009 on it, so obviously it is just a prediction.
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you should know by know HRO has a time machine and traveled to 2k9, wrote down the PM’s quote, and reported it today.
bless his alt soul.
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bryan boy!
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Kid #1 is more likely a share cropper’s son than a lil alt. That t-shirt was bought at a flea market in Butt-fuck, Arkansas for 2 bits and a bale of chicken wire.
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i made no such statement
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why are you guys being mean 2 me? i read HRO every day and thought the “white trash” look would be a kewl and ironic thing to try.
why do u hate me??
waaahhhhh
-jermu
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US ALTS DONT NEED ANY COMPETIION FROM 2 FOOT NEONS!!!!
CAN THEY EVEN GET IT UP OR WHAT?
WTF IS GOING ON HERE
FUQ U HIPSTERS
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firstly id really like to say i hate you rawyn
youre just so…unbelievabley ghey
secondly, rudd making such a statement…makes me proud to be an aussie
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hey carles
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hey steve! how are you?
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i’m great thanks! but i think you messed up our names a little on that last comment…
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ah my bad bro! what can i do for you- it is night time in australia someone just told me…
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you idiot you clearly dont know how to use the comment box options-get a real job you bum!
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but i’v already queued up ten more posts- theyll be up in 45 minute intervals over the next little while..
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d-bag
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oi dont make me post about you again steve… i know you take it to heart when i have a dig at your pillowwhatsit chronicles or whatever you do these days..
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nice one, way to post a comment twice. idiot. can i ask you a question big guy??
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yeah shoot
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where is the love? and who the hell is named carles anyway you are just a non-alt-bro charles in disguise…
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get off my blog you just totally hurt my feelings :(
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zomg whatevar trevar
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hahah :D
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I hate children.
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now i know why there are so many comments on this post… b/c sumfggt decided to try n b funy by having a conversation w/ himself
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i think the first 1 is koot. fa real.
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jermu knows his shit.
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i hear all human sperm will be glow in the dark by 2k20
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haha lil alts is great :)
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