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Remember when people were baffled by Natalie Portman and Devendra Barnhart being in a public relaish?
Do you think Natalie Porty makes Devendry re-enact scenes from Garden State/V For Vendetta/Star Wars?
I wonder how to classify Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsome.
Andy Samberg is generally a 'mainstream bro' who 'should have been alt' but 'looked too much like a bro' but still 'had zany ideas', so he built his own deceptive personal brand where every one thinks it is okay to think he is rlly funny since he knows how to use Adobe video editing software.
Now he is just a 'bro' who is 'too attached to his hair to ever cut it.'
While people sometimes try to spin that the new SNL is 'fresh' because of digital shorts that end up GOING VIRAL, I think we should all be concerned if there is an Andy Samberg era where every thing gets 'way too bro.' I think it sort of a visual/comedy version of the 'looks kute and sounds okay' theory.
I wonder what it's like to date Joanna Newsome since she has the singing voice of a spooky old woman from the year 1850.
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Plus her fragile & calloused fingers probably can't tug u off on a regular basis. :-(
NEVER date a freak folker. I learned the hard way. :-(
Will SNL ever recapture the glory days?
Is it cool to admit that you watch SNL in the _______ era?
Who is ur fave cast member of all time?
Jay Mohr? Jim Bruer? Tim Meadows? Mike Myers? David Spade before he gained 50 lbs?
Is it cool to watch SNL clips on HULU, but not 'stay in' on Saturday to actually watch it?
Joanna Newsom is some indie songstress who plays the harp and writes weirdo songs that some ppl say are 'amazing.'
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it's samberg you fucking idiot, get it right-andy sanberg
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lol im waiting for the newsome/justice colab produced by aoki and artwork by busy p(he has a shoe you know, take him serious)when is the brobrasnakeXso me nike dunk hitting the streets?
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andy samberg is the first guy who probably is with computer skills and knows a bit about new generation and writes as terrible jokes as his counterparts in SNL. He gives me the vibe of the kind of guy who would just be cool and hit on EVERY celeb that appears on SNL, and acts like he is a literary genious just because he prerecords some shit and shows it as "Digital Short" and then probably drinks way too much and acts retarded cause what can he do he is a "bro" but his co-workers came to terms with it. ... plus he has the ASS chin. i never trust a guy with an ASS chin.
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her last name is newsom not newsome :\why is she dating him :(
anon @ 7:28 and 10:10 - if you guys read HRO on a regular basis you'd know that Carles' spell check blew up due to misspelling overload a looooong time ago. get used it to.
which freak folker did u used to date, carles?Was it a current or former member of Animal Collective? Geologist perhaps?
"I wonder what it's like to date Joanna Newsome since she has the singing voice of a spooky old woman from the year 1850"LOLzp0st m0re sp00ky w0men
Joanna newsome is amazing. Like actually AMAZING. fuck your family if you dont like her. go jack off to another shitty crookers remix and write about that, we all know you don't really know anything about anything other than electro trash. so write about that and keep trying to convince yourself your above the shitty hipster life style which you make fun of but obviously live for. fuck you. this blog is more scene / hipster idiocy than anything you write about. "seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! stop grasping on to it like its your life line . . . . oh wait it is your life line, without it you'd just be another pretentious music dick who says "yeah i've heard of them" about any band ever mentiond. I know you own 10+ pairs of shutter shades and you wear them when other dudeds cum on your face.
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@baronvonmarlon"Joanna newsome is amazing."agreed, but I'm still waiting for the MSTRKRFT remix before I dance to it."go jack off to another shitty crookers remix."crookers is also amazing even though they don't use real instruments. you should try dancing sometime, it's not just good for fucking girls, it's actually fun. definitely more fun than headbanging in your room to sonic youth."keep trying to convince yourself your above the shitty hipster life style which you make fun of but obviously live for."you live for a hipster lifestyle too, whether or not you think it's "shitty." The fact that you like Joanna Newsome AND know who Crookers is, is proof."ELECTRO IS DEAD!!!"probably not for another year or so. it's been evolving pretty impressively lately, so while the fashion and people are likely to change a bit, I think we might still have a couple of good years left to have fun before we become alt dads.I've gone through many different alt phases in my life, and I appreciate all of them, but as it happens, electro is the only scene that has any forward momentum right now, either creatively and cultural influence-wise.Alt-boredom will be in fashion soon enough bro, but for now, lets have some fun!
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I think Carles is lying :-(He never dated freak folker :-( :-(p0st m0ar h0nest p0sts!
newsome SUKZ. her voice is literally the worst thing that there ever was, to the extent that it makes me a little bit sexist, even though im all bubbily and liberal mostly.im english, so dont know who the SNL guy with her is :(still, this probably makes me the only one on here who knows where baron von marlon got his name LOLZZZZZZZZZZ ("one has a monocole and cigar/dickie bow and long jonhs" - making u a pretty cutting-edge hipster no?)
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i'd like to hug that zach guy. or give him high five or something. that just summed up everything.
seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! seen n e kute aggies lately?" . . . . "read anything good on hro lately?" NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!!
NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!! NO! crawl in a hole and die. ELECTRO IS DEAD!!!
LEAVE JOHANNA NEWSOME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's me i'm the joanna newsome in the original post
wow i totally expected everyone in the CMMNTS to be ripping on joanna newsom. <3 u guys surprise me sometimes <3and carles is fucking dead on with everything. lol@best of chris kattan.
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JESUS FUCKING ALT CHRISTwhat the hell joanna newsome is like a young hot scary cat lady. i feel like she should live on the second floor of my building and call me loudmouth trash from her window.plz sweet god make her stop the shrieking. think of the children.
i'd classifty joanna newsome as a prick tease. i don't know about her boyf.
lord i just heard the bitch 'sing'
Urgh, this just proves that even folk artists want to be hipsters and get chased by the pap's. "lol im waiting for the newsome/justice colab produced by aoki and artwork by busy p(he has a shoe you know, take him serious)when is the brobrasnakeXso me nike dunk hitting the streets?"- HAHAHA, me too.
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poor andi sainberg haz 2 listen 2 dis shit.i pity da fool.
CARLEZ IZN^T EVEN ALT HEZ TOTALLY MAINSTREAM. WHY DO ALTERZ HAVE TO TALK AB0UT MAINSTREAM S0 MUCH?? "LET^S TALK MAINSTREAM" CARLEZ IZN'T REALLY ELECTRO HE IZ AN ELECTRO P0ZER MORE INTO GAY-CUTE-MEANIGNFUL S0UNDING STUFPH, D0N^T U LISTEN TO THE GH3Y ZHIT HE P0STSTS?? U ARE A CVNT. ALT IS DEAD IN 2K8
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this is my first encounter with your site. i know this site is called hipster runoff and yet im still somewhat shocked at how juvenile all this sounds. initially i thought it was all in jest, however i quickly realized two things: (1)i dont get the joke or (2) its not actually a joke. this site strikes me as somewhat of a tabloid of counter culture. gossip as a substitute for discourse and social commentary. interesting.
maybe these couples are actually just pairs of people who share a real human connection. maybe they make each other laugh, share interests, share worldviews, have fun together, etc. maybe they are just regular people in regular human relationships whose business is their own business....but that just wouldnt be as interesting..oo a girl can dream!
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I think it is pretty great how some assume they are making some kind of impact by talking useless garbage about artists and putting the artists lives at the center of theirs. It's great because you are devoting quite some time out of your own life and getting her more fans, how kind.
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wow i totally expected everyone in the CMMNTS to be ripping on joanna newsom. <3 u guys surprise me sometimes <3and carles is fucking dead on with everything
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