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I think we can finally say that anal bead necklaces have 'arrived' as a unisex trend in 2k8.5. I think people can really take pride in larger, less valuable interpretations of pearl necklaces. While most necklaces are usually underwhelming, anal bead necklaces give you a better chance to show off your individuality.

Does any 1 know how to make an anny bead necklace?
Or is there an outlet store that sells them?
Or can I buy some from the Perez Hilton fashion line?

But srsly... what is vintage?

[Via Fash Rash]

EDIT: Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?

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badkharmala's picture

PRIMO! what necklace? sorry i was looking at her alt b00bs.

Brononymous's picture

just perfect !! small , but

just perfect !! small , but perfect
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L's picture

Srsly I think those could be nominated for perfect alt b00bs

Anonymous's picture

what about a necklace made out of ping pong balls, painted in neon colors? liek pink, green and sh1t?it will l00k wAAAy kuter, than b0ring white.i'm not sure thou about tennis balls thou. will it be 2 much?also, i want to see a kute xl-sized azn wearing natural necklace made out of tangerines? will this make m0ar ppl show their individuality wit fruits?

Anonymous's picture

Nice tits. POAST MOAR TATS!

Anonymous's picture

i wanna cum on those boobz

Anonymous's picture

purfekt babylons. case closed

Anonymous's picture

she's also got one crazy alt neck,made for anal bead necklaces...

Anonymous's picture

bitch got sum nice titties

Anonymous's picture

obvoiusly you have to see the nips before you can decide if they are the perfect alt breasts.

terf-work's picture

you can't get more vintage than her. she's rocking that wilma flinstone bling.

Brononymous's picture

Good post, thanks for taking

Good post, thanks for taking time to discuss this.
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Anonymous's picture

im still trying to imagine shoving those up my asshole.

Anonymous's picture

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wilma flinstone bling. karma2u terf-work

Anonymous's picture

u guyz can have that long necked alt with her perfectboobs. i'll take that sad-eyed zooey deschanel lookalike in the background. don't be so sad baybee gurl, emo is coming back strong in 2k9.

Richard Cole King's picture

I am sure she has a wonderful personality as well.

Anonymous's picture

i vote yes on the alt boobs

Anonymous's picture

Yeaah, shit's hawt

Anonymous's picture

100% of readers agree that those are the perfect alt b00bz

Anonymous's picture

im gonna hav alt dreamz about these alt b00bz

Anonymous's picture

she's really hot.. if she's even half way nice/interesting and you're dating her, you're a lucky man / woman

Anonymous's picture

TOKIO HOTEL BEATS ANAL BEADS

Anonymous's picture

HRO loves porn

Anonymous's picture

PRFKT ALT.TITZ

Anonymous's picture

those look like ping pong ballz

Anonymous's picture

the perfectalternativebreast size has been found. soft enough to cradle even the worst strategic scruff, big enough to draw an alt bro from his pack, yet not big enough to be though of as "mainstreamandprobablyfake."Finally, the perfect alternative breast size needs no bra to hide imperfection

Anonymous's picture

I dont even care if she's Jew, that girl's hottand yes: alt-boobs meet perfection

Anonymous's picture

first thing i thought as i scrolled into this post: perfect alt b00bz.the answer is yes.yes.they have been found,after the longest ofsearches.

badkharmala's picture

carles can u do me a favor and tag this as alt boobs or something so that i know where to find this post when i want to refer to perfect alt breasts in the future. thanks.

Vincent's picture

I love her

Anonymous's picture

haha is that lewis bell

Anonymous's picture

she have good boobs, but I prefeer uffie

RAWYN's picture

ID SPLUNK IN HER CAVE W/ THOSE BEADS AND MY DICK FURREAL THOUGH MMMMMKAAAAY?

Anonymous's picture

Oui to those breasts!Larger, less valuable interpretations of pearl necklaces arn't necessarily ALT thoughhttp://ilikemystyle.net/photo/cecaceca39095af8c9fac6fa52355315

Sly's picture

Yes, she does...

Anonymous's picture

oh fucking look at me.....yawn

Anonymous's picture

those are some really nice boobsand seemingly g00d nip placement too

Anonymous's picture

no way, her boobs are way kuter than uffie's.

Anonymous's picture

i would wake up every morning to worship these gloriously luscious twin suns of deliciousness

Anonymous's picture

oh my gawd those alt boobs are velvet smooth

Anonymous's picture

can't believe no-one said itnow that's what I call a pearl necklace..but srslyshe's a beauty you perverttzxss

Anonymous's picture

can't believe no-one said itnow that's what I call a pearl necklace..but srslyshe's a beauty you perverttzxss

Anonymous's picture

i'm in luv with u for ur mind.

Anonymous's picture

great tits. holy shit.

Anonymous's picture

plz post more man ass.

Anonymous's picture

But srsly y'all, IS she as good as Karen O off of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs??

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Brononymous's picture

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Comfort Furnace's picture

Now that is a crazy necklace

Now that is a crazy necklace and I love it even 3 years after this was posted!

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