I think we can finally say that anal bead necklaces have ‘arrived’ as a unisex trend in 2k8.5. I think people can really take pride in larger, less valuable interpretations of pearl necklaces. While most necklaces are usually underwhelming, anal bead necklaces give you a better chance to show off your individuality.
Does any 1 know how to make an anny bead necklace?
Or is there an outlet store that sells them?
Or can I buy some from the Perez Hilton fashion line?
But srsly… what is vintage?
[Via Fash Rash]
EDIT: Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?
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PRIMO! what necklace? sorry i was looking at her alt b00bs.
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Srsly I think those could be nominated for perfect alt b00bs
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what about a necklace made out of ping pong balls, painted in neon colors? liek pink, green and sh1t?
it will l00k wAAAy kuter, than b0ring white.
i’m not sure thou about tennis balls thou. will it be 2 much?
also, i want to see a kute xl-sized azn wearing natural necklace made out of tangerines?
will this make m0ar ppl show their individuality wit fruits?
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Nice tits. POAST MOAR TATS!
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i wanna cum on those boobz
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purfekt babylons. case closed
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she’s also got one crazy alt neck,made for anal bead necklaces…
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bitch got sum nice titties
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obvoiusly you have to see the nips before you can decide if they are the perfect alt breasts.
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you can’t get more vintage than her. she’s rocking that wilma flinstone bling.
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im still trying to imagine shoving those up my asshole.
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LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wilma flinstone bling. karma2u terf-work
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u guyz can have that long necked alt with her perfectboobs. i’ll take that sad-eyed zooey deschanel lookalike in the background. don’t be so sad baybee gurl, emo is coming back strong in 2k9.
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I am sure she has a wonderful personality as well.
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i vote yes on the alt boobs
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Yeaah, shit’s hawt
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100% of readers agree that those are the perfect alt b00bz
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im gonna hav alt dreamz about these alt b00bz
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she’s really hot.. if she’s even half way nice/interesting and you’re dating her, you’re a lucky man / woman
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TOKIO HOTEL BEATS ANAL BEADS
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HRO loves porn
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PRFKT ALT.TITZ
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those look like ping pong ballz
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the perfectalternativebreast size has been found. soft enough to cradle even the worst strategic scruff, big enough to draw an alt bro from his pack, yet not big enough to be though of as “mainstreamandprobablyfake.”
Finally, the perfect alternative breast size needs no bra to hide imperfection
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I dont even care if she’s Jew, that girl’s hott
and yes: alt-boobs meet perfection
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first thing i thought as i scrolled into this post: perfect alt b00bz.
the answer is yes.
yes.
they have been found,
after the longest of
searches.
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carles can u do me a favor and tag this as alt boobs or something so that i know where to find this post when i want to refer to perfect alt breasts in the future. thanks.
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I love her
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haha is that lewis bell
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she have good boobs, but I prefeer uffie
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ID SPLUNK IN HER CAVE W/ THOSE BEADS AND MY DICK FURREAL THOUGH MMMMMKAAAAY?
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Oui to those breasts!
Larger, less valuable interpretations of pearl necklaces arn’t necessarily ALT though
http://ilikemystyle.net/photo/cecaceca39095af8c9fac6fa52355315
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Yes, she does…
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oh fucking look at me…..yawn
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those are some really nice boobs
and seemingly g00d nip placement too
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no way, her boobs are way kuter than uffie’s.
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i would wake up every morning to worship these gloriously luscious twin suns of deliciousness
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oh my gawd those alt boobs are velvet smooth
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can’t believe no-one said it
now that’s what I call a pearl necklace..
but srsly
she’s a beauty you perverttzxss
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can’t believe no-one said it
now that’s what I call a pearl necklace..
but srsly
she’s a beauty you perverttzxss
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i’m in luv with u for ur mind.
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great tits. holy shit.
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plz post more man ass.
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But srsly y’all, IS she as good as Karen O off of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs??
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