DOES N E 1 KNOW WHAT COLDPLAY'S NEW GIMMICK IS? Why are the dressing like colourful FGGTs who are in an army of cool-homo-FGGT-dads?

What's the deal with their song 'Viva La Vida'? I feel like it's a song that people would cream their pants over if the Arcade Fire sang it, but instead, people will say 'it doesn't sound enuff like CLOCKS, which I played on the piano at my high school talent show.'

Who IS the next U2?