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Patchy McPinPatch



This is what it means to be an individual in the year 19__.

With so many pins and patches and ripped clothes, I wonder if every item is attached to her skin. ‘Punks’ have always perplexed me. Is that how you could classify some one like this?

I just don’t think ‘punk music’ is worth listening to, or creating a social scene around. Particularly in the year 2008.

Where do people like this come from? Did they make bad decisions in high school? Did they pretend to read too much nihilist philosophy at an early age? Did they win a contest where the prize was a lifetime’s supply of apparel from Hot Topic? Where do they find so many patches and pins of bands that aren’t even excessively marketed to tweens?

Which 1 is worse:
a) Punk Girl With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class
or
b) Recently-Converted Vegan Lezbo With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class

Love yall and be urselves.

[Photo by Easy Fashion]

PS: Why does she use so many safety pins & paper clips as accessories?

XX BONUS SHITTY JOKE XX

‘I’d hate to be behind her in an airport security line!’

-Carles’s Comedy Central Showcase in 2010

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43 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    She’s a new marketing ploy by Staples to push a new lines of paper clips on unsuspecting alt bros.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:34 pm | Permalink

    def b) !!

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    vegan lez.

    POST MOAR TOKIO HOTEL. DO IT. THE LEAD SINGER WILL GIVE YOU A BONAR.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    i hate punks way more than vegan lezbos. punks and skinheads get beat up on the streets of moscow for no reason, with good reason.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.

    Post FEWER alt-bros with $10 suburban haircuts under silly hats, and even fewer alt-hos wearing black frames and cotton mall clothes they got for Xmas.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    i think punks are okay

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    A.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    i would FUCK her.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    SHE SM3LLS LIEK FGGT ELECTRO PUNK!

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  10. mave
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    yeah, cuz bland kids in aa hoodies, grandpa glasses and nudie jeans are just soooo much more OG and cool.

    *sigh*

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    seriously though that outfit is v. well put together i’m impressed

    too bad she fucked up her hair like that

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    she’d be hotter without having shaved parts of her head.

    punks are okay.

    i <3 fashion statements

    …but not vegans so much

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    I think she’s trying to show the world how she feels inside.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    something weird is going on in this photo. are those her real legs? why is she cut off above the knee. she’s wearing leopard print tights, but the right leg has a totally different print down to the boot. does anyone else see this?

    i don’t think its really fair to compare punks and vegan lesbos. where i’m from, there are FAR MORE vegan lesbos than punks. so obvi they are more annoying. but i can’t say that’s an accurate judgment.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    haha… I love you.

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  16. badkharmala
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    tokio hotel! lol..
    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2226338.jpg
    check out the last fm pic. from left to right: long lost hanson brother, “wasn’t that guy in AFI?”, eminem gangsta bro, random normal MNSTRM bro. <3

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    lesbo vegans have a passive air of arrogance about them.

    fuck lesbo vegans

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  18. Rory - swurdin.net
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    More interesting questions:

    How much time did it take to attach all that shit?

    How much time does it take to take all that stuff off? (in case of washing)

    Does she ever wash her jeans?

    Why is her leg distorted?

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  19. lil ceesco
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 1:06 am | Permalink

    why r ‘Punks’ sooo random?

    <3 punker sluts <3 for life.

    and to answer your burning question; def. b)… vegan lezbos would never give you a meaningful tugjob.

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  20. billiejd
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    Vegan lez is worse.
    Spiky clothing>Itchy clothing made from hemp.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    i wanna hang out with her she looks fun

    eww vegan lesbos >.<

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 2:41 am | Permalink

    her jacket looks too new. like she bought it that way. or it is made from vegan freindly polyurethane.

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 2:42 am | Permalink

    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.
    Carles you’re SO preppy sometimes.

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  24. eggbert
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    I love this post.

    By the way, I was always under the impression that most punk ladies were also lezzie vegs.

    I don’t ‘get’ the social scene around this type of music, but I don’t really ‘get’ the social scene around most musical genres.

    Must we really dress/act according to what we listen to?

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    HEY MAVE FCK YOU AND UR NASTY ASS DYE JOB. NUDIES ARE THE BEST JEANS EVAR ENJOY UR MAVI’S HO

    ps luv this punk chick

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 3:44 am | Permalink

    ^ or super fggt, whichever

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 4:26 am | Permalink

    i <3 mave and my nudies too !!

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 4:35 am | Permalink

    pr0ps

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 6:39 am | Permalink

    I have a serious question.

    Do Blipsters like Watermelon? or is there a more ALT fruit they prefer?

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    Punks > Carles.

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    It’s Carles with an identity crisis…duh

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    LOLZZZZZz

    carles, i do believe youve done it again

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    @ 1:39 am

    not funnie. someone should kick your ass for that. (carles can ya cut back on use of race in posts? look at the idiocy it encourages. thx luv and tugs 4evr!!!!)

    HRO = a safe place 4 evryone

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    get the niggers out of the comment box on HRO

    HRO: THE WHITE MAN’S BLOG

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    LEZBO FOR SURE!!!

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  36. jonnypure
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    such hatred mus be a hick

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    she looks like she’d be a real asshole if you asked to sit next to her on the subway.

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    B
    B
    B
    B
    B
    B
    lezbos are annoying!

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  39. Anonymous
    Posted June 15, 2008 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    to be honest, she’s a relief from the recurring hispter look.

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  40. shake_your_head
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 7:20 am | Permalink

    LOL
    R U drizzunk?

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    i’d hit it.

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    Amidst all of the supposed , ‘individuality’ amongst hipster culture it is indeed refreshing to see this punk take the idea of ‘personal brand’ to excess. This is one of the most interesting posts on the this blog and is reassuring that most hipsters subscribe to a unspoken regulation in terms of dress and attitude.
    Hipster culture evidences the segregation and disposable parental incomes of many middle-class families in the US. With time, many of these members of ‘Gen Y’ will come to resemble more conservative versions of their parents. In some ways, the conservatism of ‘gen y’ or ‘hipster generation’ already makes them an easily manageable workforce as they relates quite readily to older generations such as ‘baby boomers’ in the workplace.

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  43. Anonymous
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    ummm… maybe you could like totally, read your post DR Gen Y phd…………

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