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This is what it means to be an individual in the year 19__.

With so many pins and patches and ripped clothes, I wonder if every item is attached to her skin. 'Punks' have always perplexed me. Is that how you could classify some one like this?

I just don't think 'punk music' is worth listening to, or creating a social scene around. Particularly in the year 2008.

Where do people like this come from? Did they make bad decisions in high school? Did they pretend to read too much nihilist philosophy at an early age? Did they win a contest where the prize was a lifetime's supply of apparel from Hot Topic? Where do they find so many patches and pins of bands that aren't even excessively marketed to tweens?

Which 1 is worse:
a) Punk Girl With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class
or
b) Recently-Converted Vegan Lezbo With An Opinion in your sociology/philosophy/psychology class

Love yall and be urselves.

[Photo by Easy Fashion]

PS: Why does she use so many safety pins & paper clips as accessories?

XX BONUS SHITTY JOKE XX

'I'd hate to be behind her in an airport security line!'

-Carles's Comedy Central Showcase in 2010

Comments

Anonymous's picture

She's a new marketing ploy by Staples to push a new lines of paper clips on unsuspecting alt bros.

Anonymous's picture

def b) !!

Anonymous's picture

vegan lez.POST MOAR TOKIO HOTEL. DO IT. THE LEAD SINGER WILL GIVE YOU A BONAR.

Anonymous's picture

i hate punks way more than vegan lezbos. punks and skinheads get beat up on the streets of moscow for no reason, with good reason.

Anonymous's picture

Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Post FEWER alt-bros with $10 suburban haircuts under silly hats, and even fewer alt-hos wearing black frames and cotton mall clothes they got for Xmas.

Anonymous's picture

i think punks are okay

Anonymous's picture

A.

Anonymous's picture

i would FUCK her.

Anonymous's picture

SHE SM3LLS LIEK FGGT ELECTRO PUNK!

mave's picture

yeah, cuz bland kids in aa hoodies, grandpa glasses and nudie jeans are just soooo much more OG and cool.*sigh*

Anonymous's picture

seriously though that outfit is v. well put together i'm impressedtoo bad she fucked up her hair like that

Anonymous's picture

she'd be hotter without having shaved parts of her head.punks are okay.i <3 fashion statements...but not vegans so much

Anonymous's picture

I think she's trying to show the world how she feels inside.

Anonymous's picture

something weird is going on in this photo. are those her real legs? why is she cut off above the knee. she's wearing leopard print tights, but the right leg has a totally different print down to the boot. does anyone else see this?i don't think its really fair to compare punks and vegan lesbos. where i'm from, there are FAR MORE vegan lesbos than punks. so obvi they are more annoying. but i can't say that's an accurate judgment.

Anonymous's picture

haha... I love you.

badkharmala's picture

tokio hotel! lol..http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2226338.jpgcheck out the last fm pic. from left to right: long lost hanson brother, "wasn't that guy in AFI?", eminem gangsta bro, random normal MNSTRM bro. <3

Anonymous's picture

lesbo vegans have a passive air of arrogance about them.fuck lesbo vegans

Rory - swurdin.net's picture

More interesting questions:How much time did it take to attach all that shit?How much time does it take to take all that stuff off? (in case of washing)Does she ever wash her jeans?Why is her leg distorted?

billiejd's picture

Vegan lez is worse. Spiky clothing>Itchy clothing made from hemp.

Anonymous's picture

i wanna hang out with her she looks funeww vegan lesbos >.<

Anonymous's picture

her jacket looks too new. like she bought it that way. or it is made from vegan freindly polyurethane.

Anonymous's picture

Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.Carles you're SO preppy sometimes.

eggbert's picture

I love this post.By the way, I was always under the impression that most punk ladies were also lezzie vegs.I don't 'get' the social scene around this type of music, but I don't really 'get' the social scene around most musical genres.Must we really dress/act according to what we listen to?

Anonymous's picture

HEY MAVE FCK YOU AND UR NASTY ASS DYE JOB. NUDIES ARE THE BEST JEANS EVAR ENJOY UR MAVI'S HOps luv this punk chick

Anonymous's picture

^ or super fggt, whichever

Anonymous's picture

i <3 mave and my nudies too !!

Anonymous's picture

pr0ps

Anonymous's picture

I have a serious question.Do Blipsters like Watermelon? or is there a more ALT fruit they prefer?

Anonymous's picture

Punks > Carles.

Anonymous's picture

It's Carles with an identity crisis...duh

Anonymous's picture

LOLZZZZZzcarles, i do believe youve done it again

Anonymous's picture

@ 1:39 am not funnie. someone should kick your ass for that. (carles can ya cut back on use of race in posts? look at the idiocy it encourages. thx luv and tugs 4evr!!!!)HRO = a safe place 4 evryone

Anonymous's picture

LEZBO FOR SURE!!!

jonnypure's picture

such hatred mus be a hick

Anonymous's picture

she looks like she'd be a real asshole if you asked to sit next to her on the subway.

Anonymous's picture

BBBBBB lezbos are annoying!

Anonymous's picture

to be honest, she's a relief from the recurring hispter look.

shake_your_head's picture

LOL R U drizzunk?

Anonymous's picture

i'd hit it.

Anonymous's picture

Amidst all of the supposed , 'individuality' amongst hipster culture it is indeed refreshing to see this punk take the idea of 'personal brand' to excess. This is one of the most interesting posts on the this blog and is reassuring that most hipsters subscribe to a unspoken regulation in terms of dress and attitude. Hipster culture evidences the segregation and disposable parental incomes of many middle-class families in the US. With time, many of these members of 'Gen Y' will come to resemble more conservative versions of their parents. In some ways, the conservatism of 'gen y' or 'hipster generation' already makes them an easily manageable workforce as they relates quite readily to older generations such as 'baby boomers' in the workplace.

Anonymous's picture

ummm... maybe you could like totally, read your post DR Gen Y phd............

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