People Who Live In Underworlds


Isn’t it weird how we r all kind of the same when we r born, but then a series of social interactions and contexts changes who we are inside? I live a humble alternative life, and sometimes it is hard for me to imagine some one having the mental fortitude to give up the small things in life, like sunlight or appreciating reality. Instead, they find a portal to an underworld, which they describe as a ‘more authentic Hot Topic.’

I could never make it in the underworld. I have no striped yeti boots. My hair does not grow out in belt buckles. I have no blue pigment in my body. There are no blue cheetahs that I can skin and make clothes out of. I live in a society where people do not walk on platforms to attract mates. I have no need for a utility belt.

I could never make it in the underworld. Does that make me a ‘less liberal/open-minded’ person?

Have you ever been to an underworld club where everyone is dressed like this, dancing to dark/new wave music, and it makes u feel like you are walking around in SECOND LIFE?

[The commodified]

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38 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    FIRST

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    but i lurve wlkng around n second life

    so meny ppl covrd n fur

    it is just like a the flaming lips performance

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  3. gayfordragons
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    carles u have opened my eyes

    a more authentic hot topic? i never thought it possible.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    how many muppets did she kill to make those boots

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    mmmmm cyber goth

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    OKAY OKAY I ADMIT

    I WOULD L000VE TO FUCK HER!

    yes, while holding her cyberhair!

    cyberhair makes chubby girls m0ar attractive.

    and also i was thinking…
    what if more people choose cyberwhatever 4 their alternative lifestyle? will masked djs just… die :-(

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  7. Johnny The Anomaly™
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    She Can get it..

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    holy shit how will she top that come halloween if that is her everyday garb

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    second lifers worth bloggin about????

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  10. DOINWORK.COM
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    Does Perez Hilton have a line of clothes at this “other’ Hot Topic?????

    I MUST KNOW!!!!!

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    The hipster party version

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=324244201

    please comment on the photos carles.

    LMAO

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    i am new to this blog (found it yesterday morning) its fk’n halerious….. keep em coming….ps the above link has some awesome material hahahahahah…

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  13. Quack esq.
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if they have races in the underworld.

    Are blue people the dominant race, do you have to capture another country’s flag to conquer them. Do I play too much Unreal Tournament? Will my Mainstream older brother ever accept me? Will I ever get laid?

    :(

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    i bet those muppet leg things are warm. is there a version for your arms? arm warmers? she looks like a hooker from one of those futuristic movies made in the 80s like that schwarzenegger one that i cant remember….or robocop….

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 12:39 am | Permalink

    BLOG MOAR ABOUT SECOND LIFE PLZ IT IS A GOLDMINE

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    POST MORE CANADIANS

    I see that Scotiabank in the background

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  17. Lilja
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    Dear Hipster Blogger,

    Get a Second Life that is away from this stupid blog. Publicly judging people who are not mainstream American Apparel hipster douchebags is lame.

    Fuck off.

    Lilja

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  18. badkharmala
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    RSNBLY TGGBL

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    I LOVE UNREAL TOURNAMENT!

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 3:57 am | Permalink

    christ, it must take her so long to get ready in the morning

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  21. Johnny The Anomaly™
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    Im Cyber Goth On The Lo..

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    plz post mrw azn bangs

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  23. momok
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 6:35 am | Permalink

    i wish the first person to comment would stop commenting “first”.

    and regarding the post, i wish we had more weird and brave people like that in my country

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    Underworld club=Neo in Chicago

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  25. LES SAVY TRAVIS
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    I’M A RAVER I TAKE E’s I GeT BLaSteD

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

    FIRST!

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  27. doinwork.com
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    Last!

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    i went to a rave last night just for the hell of it.
    big mistake.
    everyone looked like this.
    it was way too hot.
    the lights were shitty so it literally was like an underworld party.
    everyone looking like the devil and i was basically on fire.

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 12:58 am | Permalink

    ADDING JOHNNY THA ANOMALY TO LIST OF CMNTRS TO HATE, ALONG WITH MAVE

    fck you + yr sunglasses + bad cmnts

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    Shes Hawt

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 3:06 am | Permalink

    I’d Tug Johnny Good & Hard!

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 3:43 am | Permalink

    HGHLY TGGBL…NICE JAWLINE (JOHNNY) She’s Trash BTW!

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 4:28 am | Permalink

    belt head; Big in 09?… And Ya I would sooo give “Johnny” a good tug!

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 4:31 am | Permalink

    I would like to skeet on her vynil skirt!

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 4:40 am | Permalink

    Ummmmmmm..

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  36. Anonymous
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    Second life…Geeez No world of warcraft u Fuckin NERD Carles!

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 4:01 am | Permalink

    HaGHEy!!!

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    This girl looks like a trans-sexual…gross!

    [Reply]

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