This woman is representing 2 different eras in her wardrobe.
Her top half represents the future.
Her bottom half represents the past.
Her top half is from the hit film ‘The Matrix.’
Her bottom half was hand-crafted by Amish children.
Maybe she’s in a cult??? Have yall ever been in 1 of those?
What’s the difference between ‘mom jeans’, ‘high-waisted jeans’ and ‘Amish lady jeans’?
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CARLES do you realize the more you post the farther away we drift from the girl with the MST PRFCT ALT.BRSTS?
Stop posting now. In fact, erase your last two posts.
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her hair looks like a wig that’s too small for her head
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She looks like an Alien……
……maybe she is!!!!
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i agree with #1…. amish alien wannabes have nothing on a flintstone with perfect alt.titties. back to the titties!!!
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momjeans’ they are high up in you waist, have no real figure, they just hide all your mom related features such as,
baby tummy ) the one you get after having one or two babies and wont goaway unless you have tummy tuck)
hips- massive unflattering ones
uncool butt
have HUGE backpockets that start a little bit lower than the waist line,
front pockets may vary
basically momjeans are any high waisted jeans that wont flatter any of your young sexy features
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high waisted modern jeans
they are TIGHT°
tight as in if you sit you have trouble breathing
they are as
tight as in, I can see if you are wearing underwear or not
tight as in i can see where you gstring is cuttin the circulation of your hip
they generally havesome fabric line dividing your hips and your upper waist area, basically they are hiphuggers that got added some extra fabric to fit the new era and save some costs in creating fully new pants for the altie generation
amish woman pants- they are almost mom jeans , but without flashy colors ) moms like pastels and crayon colored ones!) usually harder and tougher fabrics even less bidy shape than mom jeans
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time is a relative concept. she is from neither from the past or the future. too deep for you shallow fashionistas?
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I CAME
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Hahahalololol
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I SAW
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amish people don’t wear jeans!! those were invented in the modern age. come on now.
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p0st moar david bowie women!
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what is her job?
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I CONQUERED
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she looks like Lorraine from MadTv
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emo philips
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i read “maybe shes in a cult” as “maybes shes a cunt”, to which i’d say: yes. yes she’s a cunt.
POST MOR AZNS
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“amish people don’t wear jeans!! those were invented in the modern age. come on now”
not only do amish people not wear jeans, but i’m pretty sure that amish women aren’t allowed to wear pants… that’s why they have so many children!
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Weimar Republic meets stay at home 1950s mom meets everyone in the future will be bald.
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looks like something jerri blank would have worn in strangers with candy!
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this picture is offensive.
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Saw her at Primavera sound. People were taking pictures at her at the VIP area, she was posing like she was on a perfume ad. Wonder why some girls insist on wearing heels at festivals…
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