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32 Comments
haha first bitches!
srsly whats the diff between scene and alt. this is important.
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anal beads 4 necklace are meme
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how many kutes can i shove up my ass?
i guess i have to count all the blog posts…
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i always hear people calling kids who listen to emo punk rockish bands like cartel fall out boy the academy is and others scene or scenesters
whereas kids who listen more indie music are called hipsters/alt. idk thoughhhh. but i feel they do connote different things
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yea i thought scene wuz more eem. or something. hipster = just asshole with good music taste sometime
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you know one of these dayz you’re not going to put any new posts. and we’re all going to think kid sister finally hired a hitman to kill ur ass.
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the difference?
a hair straightener (a chi, no conair shit).
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my god Carles, you really are OBSESSED with styleblogs are’t you?..
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U RNT FUNI NEM0AR
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a scene kid typically listens to emo/screamo/hardcore/metal. scene kids dress with tight jeans, band t-shirts, and band hoodies. the average scenester will have an outrageous haircut that requires far too much effort and the bangs are so long that they obstruct your vision like a pair of shutter shades. a scene kid lives in the suburbs and has no real alt interests, but is really just a tween aged crombie just starting on there path to altness.
people who are alt or hipsters tend to be older, and more mature. more likely to live in a major urban center than a scene kid. they develop a more unique and individualized sense of style and venture beyond the standard jeans and band t of the scene kid.
what it comes down to:
scene kids are a bunch of suburban tweens looking to be different who listen to bad hardcore (not the good stuff we all love from the nineties)
if you’re reading this blog you’re alt/ a hipster.
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that guy knows too much…go take your smart pants and make your own fggt blog
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guy in the pic is a yuppie, not alt. check his bling watch
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scene kids range in age from 11-14, depending on how late you jumped on the band wagon. they have zero sense of style, musically or fashionably, and are just copy cats of each other. looking up to people such as hanna beth and pete wentz, they are bound to live a horrible self loathing life…kkids who go to shows for the sole purpose of moshing fall in this category.
whereas alt bros and hos live a fantastic lifestyle. we have a sense of style, know who we are, aren’t afraid to do things. alts are more provocative. we know what’s up (and down lulz). we don’t mosh at shows because we actually respect the artist. we don’t go to any ole show either. our circle of friends is diverse.
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carles i’m starting to believe you realy are aye FGGT who writes slash fanfiction of The Teenagers.
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hro should give this guy a pearl necklace
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WHAT A PRETENTIOUS FGGT
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dude looks like simply colby’s skinnier, more alt, more vulnerable, older bro. if colbers read HRO he’d be less of an alt-maintstream fggt and look more like this dude, who epitomizes alt bro fggt. butt beads 4 life.
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these explanations were pretty good. i have a better idea of the distinction. so, emos and scenesters are mostly the same?
and we should talk about prepsters. do they exist, or is it just a hipster with better hygiene?
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why carles doesn’t replies to cmmnts?
CMMNT CMMNTS!
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is this you carles?
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a meme is like..just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM XD ROFL XD XD XD
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alt/scene/mainstream people are all the same.
way too much into themselves, they think they listen to the best shit- wear the best shit and hate others.
every act they do is to be able to sex regularly by impressing others.
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“guy in the pic is a yuppie, not alt. check his bling watch”
r u fcking kidding me???
that’s like a walgreens special
TIMEX I believe
$12.99
??
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You are all dumb scenesters.
The ’scene’ does not always refer to the emo/post-hardcore/screamo scene. Someone is ’scene’ if they are only concerned about being cool by the standards of a particular, musically driven subculture. It is important to note that the person must be considered reasonably cool and/or popular by these standards, is involved in events associated with that subculture and is usually very pretentious. Because of this pretentious elements, the word ’scene’ can only be used to describe people of certain subcultures.
Hipsters are scenesters.
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nothing really…and i go hella dumb once n’ a while
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btw wtf is wrong with being a ‘FGGT’?
ALso – you’re all way too obsessed with your own ‘brand’.
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i could probably fit all those anal beads in me but would probably have a hard time getting them back out.
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post more alt pearl neckalces
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TOKIO HOTEL AND ANAL BEADS GO HAND IN HAND
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‘prepster’ is a yuppie?
or a term thats been saved for vampire weekend and vampire weekend only
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meme = self replicating idea which works kinda like evolution (or something like that)
i.e. religion
i.e. being scene
i.e. starting your own blog
DUH
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