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SOOO RANDOM

OMG. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT SHE'S SHOWING ME HER THONG-BUTT!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY BUT HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AND HE IS A STREET MAGICIAN.

"THE INTERNET IS SOOOO RANDOM."
-uninteresting people who describe things as being 'random' [Example: "Natalie Portman was sooo random in Garden State."]

Do weird people ever friend u on social networks?
Have you ever had a casual encounter thanks 2 a social network?
Has ur EX gf/bf ever friended u?
Have u ever tugged yourself off while looking at pix of some1 that you know I.R.L.?
Is myspace better than FB? Or will Friendster always be #1 for the altiest scene mainstreamers?


BONUS STUFF THAT IS SO RANDOM

HRO posts are soo random.
Mark Hunter is soo random.
PNAU is sooo random.
Former myspacer worth blogging about, Andrew Darko, is soo random.
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What else is random in ur opinion?

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Anonymous's picture

chickens!!!!!!!!! omg so random where do i come up with it....must be sugar high!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe all the heroin ive been shooing latezz....whatv

Anonymous's picture

5:48 PMummmmm u saw ma myspace? ........fuck

Anonymous's picture

parties I go to are rly random

Anonymous's picture

and the muzik me likezps: I like the bartenderrr

Anonymous's picture

my clothing line has T shirt with slogans.....they r sooo random.........."REAL MEN WEAR PINK"

RIles's picture

target shirts = sewww randomdan deacon = sewwww random.

Rawyn's picture

THE INNANET IS 4 FFKN PORNOK? SPANKWIRE.COM DESERVES A FKN EMMY/NOVEL PIECE PRIZE

badkharmala's picture

is it possible to remain alt without a myspace? im an advocate of HGHLY USBL interfaces.

Anonymous's picture

fcbk rlz

Anonymous's picture

yeah! tug job myspace pics!

Anonymous's picture

ex gf of 2 yrs got a facebook last week and friended me immediatelyawkward much?indeed

Anonymous's picture

High school yearbooks > (altier than) > Friendster.

Anonymous's picture

OMG those barnyard noises my bf makes are soooo random. that boyz nike dunkz are soooo random.david lynch is sooo random.I bet if you called david lynch random, he would mentally cut you open in his sleep and make a movie about it.a warning to those mnstrmr broads out there.

Anonymous's picture

those divorce stats are like way off

Anonymous's picture

friend requesrs are over rattted unlkess they're hot people that are real or they are famous musicians who like u

Anonymous's picture

Does the number of o's have any bearing upon the extent of the randomness?Does that mean Mark Hunter is less random than PNAU?

Anonymous's picture

STEVE AOKI IS SOOO RANDOM...only not.

l3m4nt's picture

access memory is so random

Anonymous's picture

i've just added xaveria as my friend thanks to this post. some hot ass there, plus she obviously seems really easy.

Anonymous's picture

anonymous is random....

Anonymous's picture

www.lemonparty.org is sooooo random!

Anonymous's picture

OMG that Andrew Darko person. Isn't he the one who steals children's books from old ladies at yard sales?

Anonymous's picture

The last name DARKO is so random....wunder wer he thought of dat1...........................................................

Anonymous's picture

holy shit i thought the terrible bitches w/ high-pitched voices calling things random phase was back in 2k5-2k6. dont tell me its making a comeback.or perhaps i just changed my friends.i have casual encounters thanks to craigslist.=)

Anonymous's picture

i said random once in 1994. no one knew what i was talking about. it was pretty random.

benny k's picture

ha pnau! randompnau are randomi mean how do you pronounce it?it sounds like a car speedingdo you know what else is random?gene simmonstoilet duckperiodsrofl harriscloud factoriesm c escheryr mumlololol

Anonymous's picture

lolz that walshy08 d00d added me too, wtfx

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