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SOOO RANDOM

OMG. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT SHE’S SHOWING ME HER THONG-BUTT!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY BUT HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AND HE IS A STREET MAGICIAN.

“THE INTERNET IS SOOOO RANDOM.”
-uninteresting people who describe things as being ‘random’ [Example: "Natalie Portman was sooo random in Garden State."]

Do weird people ever friend u on social networks?
Have you ever had a casual encounter thanks 2 a social network?
Has ur EX gf/bf ever friended u?
Have u ever tugged yourself off while looking at pix of some1 that you know I.R.L.?
Is myspace better than FB? Or will Friendster always be #1 for the altiest scene mainstreamers?


BONUS STUFF THAT IS SO RANDOM

HRO posts are soo random.
Mark Hunter is soo random.
PNAU is sooo random.
Former myspacer worth blogging about, Andrew Darko, is soo random.

What else is random in ur opinion?

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30 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    chickens!!!!!!!!! omg so random where do i come up with it….must be sugar high!!!!!!!!!!!

    or maybe all the heroin ive been shooing latezz….whatv

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    5:48 PM
    ummmmm u saw ma myspace? ……..fuck

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    parties I go to are rly random

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    and the muzik me likez

    ps: I like the bartenderrr

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    my clothing line has T shirt with slogans…..they r sooo random……….”REAL MEN WEAR PINK”

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  6. RIles
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    target shirts = sewww random

    dan deacon = sewwww random.

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  7. Rawyn
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    THE INNANET IS 4 FFKN PORN
    OK? SPANKWIRE.COM DESERVES A FKN EMMY/NOVEL PIECE PRIZE

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  8. badkharmala
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm | Permalink

    is it possible to remain alt without a myspace? im an advocate of HGHLY USBL interfaces.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 1:08 am | Permalink

    fcbk rlz

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    yeah! tug job myspace pics!

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 3:16 am | Permalink

    have I tugged off to a picture of someone I know in RL?Well I’ve tried.

    It really gets to me when people just use the word random for everything.Faggots.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 3:23 am | Permalink

    ex gf of 2 yrs got a facebook last week and friended me immediately

    awkward much?
    indeed

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    High school yearbooks > (altier than) > Friendster.

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  14. fuckingwithbeautilfulposture
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 4:11 am | Permalink

    some1 at a party last night busted out a zuchinni. i feel that was random.

    i have a friend who will become a random slut after 3 beers.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 4:23 am | Permalink

    OMG those barnyard noises my bf makes are soooo random.

    that boyz nike dunkz are soooo random.

    david lynch is sooo random.

    I bet if you called david lynch random, he would mentally cut you open in his sleep and make a movie about it.

    a warning to those mnstrmr broads out there.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    those divorce stats are like way off

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:16 am | Permalink

    friend requesrs are over rattted unlkess they’re hot people that are real or they are famous musicians who like u

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    Does the number of o’s have any bearing upon the extent of the randomness?
    Does that mean Mark Hunter is less random than PNAU?

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 8:11 am | Permalink

    STEVE AOKI IS SOOO RANDOM…only not.

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  20. l3m4nt
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    access memory is so random

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    i’ve just added xaveria as my friend thanks to this post. some hot ass there, plus she obviously seems really easy.

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    anonymous is random….

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    http://www.lemonparty.org is sooooo random!

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted June 9, 2008 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    OMG that Andrew Darko person. Isn’t he the one who steals children’s books from old ladies at yard sales?

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    The last name DARKO is so random….wunder wer he thought of dat1……………

    …………
    ….

    ……………………….

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    holy shit i thought the terrible bitches w/ high-pitched voices calling things random phase was back in 2k5-2k6. dont tell me its making a comeback.

    or perhaps i just changed my friends.

    i have casual encounters thanks to craigslist.=)

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 2:26 am | Permalink

    i said random once in 1994. no one knew what i was talking about. it was pretty random.

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 7:51 am | Permalink

    i cant help but cmmt bout the fag in the vid
    i wouldnt say random though…id say….lacking dignity

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  29. benny k
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    ha pnau! random
    pnau are random
    i mean how do you pronounce it?
    it sounds like a car speeding

    do you know what else is random?
    gene simmons
    toilet duck
    periods
    rofl harris
    cloud factories
    m c escher
    yr mum
    lololol

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted June 11, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    lolz that walshy08 d00d added me too, wtfx

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