OMG. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT SHE’S SHOWING ME HER THONG-BUTT!
I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY BUT HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AND HE IS A STREET MAGICIAN.
“THE INTERNET IS SOOOO RANDOM.”
-uninteresting people who describe things as being ‘random’ [Example: "Natalie Portman was sooo random in Garden State."]
Do weird people ever friend u on social networks?
Have you ever had a casual encounter thanks 2 a social network?
Has ur EX gf/bf ever friended u?
Have u ever tugged yourself off while looking at pix of some1 that you know I.R.L.?
Is myspace better than FB? Or will Friendster always be #1 for the altiest scene mainstreamers?
BONUS STUFF THAT IS SO RANDOM
HRO posts are soo random.
Mark Hunter is soo random.
PNAU is sooo random.
Former myspacer worth blogging about, Andrew Darko, is soo random.
What else is random in ur opinion?




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chickens!!!!!!!!! omg so random where do i come up with it….must be sugar high!!!!!!!!!!!
or maybe all the heroin ive been shooing latezz….whatv
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ummmmm u saw ma myspace? ……..fuck
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parties I go to are rly random
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and the muzik me likez
ps: I like the bartenderrr
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my clothing line has T shirt with slogans…..they r sooo random……….”REAL MEN WEAR PINK”
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target shirts = sewww random
dan deacon = sewwww random.
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THE INNANET IS 4 FFKN PORN
OK? SPANKWIRE.COM DESERVES A FKN EMMY/NOVEL PIECE PRIZE
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is it possible to remain alt without a myspace? im an advocate of HGHLY USBL interfaces.
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fcbk rlz
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yeah! tug job myspace pics!
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have I tugged off to a picture of someone I know in RL?Well I’ve tried.
It really gets to me when people just use the word random for everything.Faggots.
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ex gf of 2 yrs got a facebook last week and friended me immediately
awkward much?
indeed
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High school yearbooks > (altier than) > Friendster.
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some1 at a party last night busted out a zuchinni. i feel that was random.
i have a friend who will become a random slut after 3 beers.
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OMG those barnyard noises my bf makes are soooo random.
that boyz nike dunkz are soooo random.
david lynch is sooo random.
I bet if you called david lynch random, he would mentally cut you open in his sleep and make a movie about it.
a warning to those mnstrmr broads out there.
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those divorce stats are like way off
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friend requesrs are over rattted unlkess they’re hot people that are real or they are famous musicians who like u
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Does the number of o’s have any bearing upon the extent of the randomness?
Does that mean Mark Hunter is less random than PNAU?
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STEVE AOKI IS SOOO RANDOM…only not.
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access memory is so random
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i’ve just added xaveria as my friend thanks to this post. some hot ass there, plus she obviously seems really easy.
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anonymous is random….
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http://www.lemonparty.org is sooooo random!
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OMG that Andrew Darko person. Isn’t he the one who steals children’s books from old ladies at yard sales?
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The last name DARKO is so random….wunder wer he thought of dat1……………
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holy shit i thought the terrible bitches w/ high-pitched voices calling things random phase was back in 2k5-2k6. dont tell me its making a comeback.
or perhaps i just changed my friends.
i have casual encounters thanks to craigslist.=)
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i said random once in 1994. no one knew what i was talking about. it was pretty random.
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i cant help but cmmt bout the fag in the vid
i wouldnt say random though…id say….lacking dignity
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ha pnau! random
pnau are random
i mean how do you pronounce it?
it sounds like a car speeding
do you know what else is random?
gene simmons
toilet duck
periods
rofl harris
cloud factories
m c escher
yr mum
lololol
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lolz that walshy08 d00d added me too, wtfx
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