Can some1 PLZ tell me the difference between:
- wide legged jeans
- boot cut jeans
- standup comedian jeans
- stepdad jeans
- painter’s jeans
- ‘normal people jeans’
- ‘jeans with a loop for your hammer’
- cargo jeans
- ‘bell bottomed’ jeans
- JNCOs
Who wears them? Are they all made from the same material, or are JNCOs made from the skin of innercity victims of youth gang violence? Is it cool to have your shoes hidden by a barrier of blue jeans?
But seriously yall… what’s the difference between all these jeans?
“That is all.”
-fggts who say ‘that is all’ bc they are s0 random
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I don’t know about you, but I love having a device on my jeans to hang a hammer on.
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post less fashion blogs ya gay. yur srsly boring me. less is more. you don’t have to crank the blog posts out.
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I think boot cuts may be the worst because they flair out around the bottom. The idea is that they get wide enough to cover your boot. Problem is they end up looking like someone made a pair of bell bottoms that flair out at the knee.
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I can’t believe my mind started a blog without my permission. I’m kinda to’ed / kinda titillated. Mostly titillated.
Whatevz – k00l – thx – r0k 0n – keep bloggin – ne’er stop,
S
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I’m not feeling this belbottom trend of late carles. I thought the grunge period was over.
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THE HIGH-WAISTLINE JEAN FAD THAT IS TAKING OVER MUST BE STOPPED! SOON ALL OF OUR WOMEN’S PANTS WILL BE HIKED UP TO THE ALT-B00BS.
SAVE LOW WAISTLINE WOMENS JEANS PLZZZ…
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I remember the times these jeans were popular among girls who listened to nu metal while thinking they’re alt.
these jeans still l00k she-fggt.
but srsly,
read my mind again carlos, p0st m0re b00b!
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those jeans are sooo 2k0
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people buy these jeans cause they’re too poor to afford kick ass SO_ME nike shoes that are worth showing off w/ the slimstr8s or skinnys.
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i sport boot cuts so i can honestly say that boot cuts are only worn by really emotional guys.. .
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Dude these pictures
are from mexico wtf carles?
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apple bottom jeanssss
b00ts with the fuuur
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eww mexico???? no wonder those jeans are wack.
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Don’t dis Mexico. Carlos, uh, I mean “Carles” is Mexican-American.
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Is that trinity?…Shes Totally letting herself go..Damn
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Carles arent you supposed to be blogging about america?
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fuck merico
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Is nothing sacred? Are JNCOs sacred? I guess not. jrk.
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I think those jeans are part of her artistic lifestyle. For like when she wants to bust into interpretive dance on the street and confront squares with their dead-eyed lifes, man.
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Mexicans partie better than americanos!
Sadly, I’m not mexican :-(
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i think bells and wide legs look good as long as the wearer is not fat and/or ugly. i hate flares though, and mom jeans, and dad jeans.
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you ask too many questions HRO, when have the people here are looking for answers
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kind of like that television program THE LOST, right?
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have you heard of DRAINPIPES? that’s some cutting edge lingo. basicly skinny jeans or whatever.
“hey nice drainpipes!”
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She’s got a really strange look in her eye…… kinda like she’s gonna kill somone…..which would be sO randem!
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drainpipes has been around for ages n00b lets get with the program yo.
ps: mistah carles, ready for some mild sycophancy? when i trawl the blogs daily for some shit to see and do i always leave yours til last, cos it makes me chuckle so. (seriously, ur good)
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