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UFFIE STRIKES AGAIN


UFFIE + JUICY NIPS = [MORE BLOGGABLE THAN 95% OF BANGERS FROM THE BANGER ERA]
I hope Uffie continues to wear see-thru tops, just so blggrs can still blog about her. She looks kute, though. I think she bleached her eyebrows.

"With nips that juicy, how can u not blog abt them?"
-The World's Top 10 Music Blogs

Note: There are a dozen more Uffie Nip Pix at this link. Which 1 is gonna be ur desktop background?
http://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis


xx BONUS 'It Girl' Coverage XX

Agyness Deyn and Uffy, also known as the ideal slices of bread in an ALT BRO sandwich

The Era of DJ Mom Jeans is Over. What do you think her DJ Name is?

Dear HRO, Plz Stop Blggng Abt My GF's Nips. Luv, Mr. Uffie [via Bros In Justice Jackets]

[Photos by ICan'tTEachYouHowToDoIt]

Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

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Anonymous's picture

first

John Negroparty's picture

which will she release first, pussie pics or an album?

Anonymous's picture

big nipples...big eyelashes...blg abt mr kute grlz

Anonymous's picture

THERE ARE SO MANY GOD DAMN WEIRD LOOKING PEOPLE AT THAT PARTY. WHAT GIVES

Anonymous's picture

DJ Uninspired?DJ Talentless?

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Anonymous's picture

boobs are kuteface is not

Anonymous's picture

sweet fancy moses this is without a doubt the most absurd batch of party pix in existence.carles please fucking blog about as many of these as possible, here's a good starting point:http://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis/slides/IMG_4226.html

pnuttxo's picture

never enough gazing at the boobs on Uff!

Anonymous's picture

hes warming up a little alt bun in dat oven

Anonymous's picture

those nipples....I've been searching all my life for nipples that succulen and alternative.Thank you hipster runoff, my spirit may go on. Farewell and god bless...

Anonymous's picture

I'd totally do Uffie. I'm not sure I'm alt enough for her though.

Anonymous's picture

the search for the perfect alternative breasts has come to an end.giant areolas - checknot too big not to small - checkjust asymmetrical enough without being wieeerd - checkrested just above uffies taught little beerbelly - checkDONE. DONE. DONE.maybe i'm drunk- yes, i am. but this is my fav. HRO post - maybe evar. fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Anonymous's picture

13 yr old girls: the ultimate human accessory. Can this be combined with predator glasses and/or trucker hat?

Anonymous's picture

SINCE WHEN DID UFFIE BECOME SUCH A FAT BLOATED COW? BTW SHES TOTALLY STARTING HER DOWNWARD SPIRAL TOWARDS BRITNEY CRAZY.

Anonymous's picture

wait a minute shes already engaged, has the vagina pics and shes has to be preggers. yeah uffie is the next britney, just wait for her stress related meltdowns in the months to come...

Anonymous's picture

She's like that hot shit that you can't even touch

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Anonymous's picture

Uffie + Butterface = Buffieface?

Anonymous's picture

WIAT A SEC GUYZLOOK AT AGYZ FAKE NIPS!AN ALT TO NIP SLIPS?

Adriano's picture

SALAMI NIPPAS

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HEY DADDY <4

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uffies got it...

Anonymous's picture

blog abt more hottie franco-alt-switch-hitters that drink rose:http://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis/slides/IMG_3860.htmlhttp://www.icanteachyouhowtodoit.com/madameparis/slides/IMG_4020.htmlThose are the ideal slices of my alt chix sammich right there padna!

Anonymous's picture

se looks terrible.

Anonymous's picture

thank you for these pictures of uffie's tit's. although i'd have rather not heard about agyness dein 'djing'. remember peaches geldoff.

Anonymous's picture

dj shit, it's reversable.

Anonymous's picture

i like uff's genie look...and i know what my 3 wishes would be.(one wish is to have never seen fake black pierced nips on Agyness)

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balls in her mouth

Anonymous's picture

MOAR PREGGER TITZ PIX PLZ

Johnny The Anomaly™'s picture

Nice Areola's...Like Silver Dollar Pancakes

Anonymous's picture

she's looking a lil thick hmmm

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id love to suck her knockers.

Anonymous's picture

Mr. Uffie is a real man. I bet he only eats McDonald's.Post more hate speech.

Anonymous's picture

DID somebody else notice the obvious!!??agyness is wearing two complete different outfits, AT THE SAME PARTY!!!!IS being an IT girl become so demanding that you must not only wear your best alt hipstery S&M tassle see thru shirt, but also that you must now dress twice every night?!?!is it the pressure of if being portrayed on so many party pics?¿ thats she feels she must look different at 2 and at 5 am?or was it a tugjob gone wrong? are tugjob stains unfashionable now?are ripped and knotted shirts the new trends?!heres kat von D showing you how to be as fashionable as agyness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtEoqwS5urc

johnElectric's picture

i-i-i-i-i'm redy 2 fuk.for a while i thought her and feadz were dating. shez cutedj pinkskirtwithnipples

Anonymous's picture

Agyness Deyn is all over the latest album on dirtydirtydancing.comdirtydirtydancing.comdirtydirtydancing.com

Anonymous's picture

Uffie's breasts are lovely!

some chick's picture

i usually think larger nipple look weird and funky but shes just got to be all damn cute and perfect.

AZN BifF's picture

I've never been a fan of huge-ass areolae.

Anyone else ever notice women's areolae taste like tomato sauce?

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Fuck's picture

She not that fat, yo. I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her whether she wanted me to or not. But she would, though. Some girls they say "no", but they mean "yes." You know what I mean? Uffie would totally roll like that; all coked up, ironic nods to 80s fashion, you know she must be able to suck a golfball through a garden hose. I would TOTALLY fuck her. Btw, hipsters = FAIL.

Anonymous's picture

you all are just being ironic because youre the wannabes. i kno u all wanna be either uffie or agyness.

dont blame it, ask 2 urselves

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