HIPSTER RUNOFF

Sometimes I think to myself, "I can't believe I'm going to die. I mean, life will just be over. Is there life after death? Will people remember me when I'm gone, or will I just be another alt bro on a vintage party pic site?"

I have a lot of worries, but now I know that I can die in peace. After we all die, we will all be the #1 artist on hypemachine for at least one day.

R.I.P. Bo Diddley. I never actively listened to your music, unless it was in a hit movie or a car commercial, but I'm sure you influenced a lot of music that I may or may not listen to. However, appreciating your life makes me a more cultured person, and if I had any mp3s of you, I would be certain to post them on my blog.

I can't believe you're gone. I can't believe I just now found out what you looked like by google image searching you. :-(

It's good to know that blogs are places where we can mourn people who are gone.
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In other DEATH news, one of the members of revolutionary girl-group 702 passed away in April. Destiny's Child stole their business model.

Where my girls at
From the front to back
Well is you feelin' that
Well put one hand up
Can you repeat that
Tryin' to take my man
See I don't need that
So don't play yourself
-the summer anthem of 2k8?