What happens after U die?

By Carles | June 4, 2008

Sometimes I think to myself, “I can’t believe I’m going to die. I mean, life will just be over. Is there life after death? Will people remember me when I’m gone, or will I just be another alt bro on a vintage party pic site?”

I have a lot of worries, but now I know that I can die in peace. After we all die, we will all be the #1 artist on hypemachine for at least one day.

R.I.P. Bo Diddley. I never actively listened to your music, unless it was in a hit movie or a car commercial, but I’m sure you influenced a lot of music that I may or may not listen to. However, appreciating your life makes me a more cultured person, and if I had any mp3s of you, I would be certain to post them on my blog.


I can’t believe you’re gone. I can’t believe I just now found out what you looked like by google image searching you. :-(

It’s good to know that blogs are places where we can mourn people who are gone.
<3<3<3<3
In other DEATH news, one of the members of revolutionary girl-group 702 passed away in April. Destiny’s Child stole their business model.

Where my girls at
From the front to back
Well is you feelin’ that
Well put one hand up
Can you repeat that
Tryin’ to take my man
See I don’t need that
So don’t play yourself
-the summer anthem of 2k8?

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11 Comments

  1. l3m4nt
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Could you blog about Coldplay not releasing their duet with Kylie for being “too sexy”. (Gwyneth intervention?)

    Brttfggs!

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    oh hai rip 702 memeber :(

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  3. Brit
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    how about RIP 702 in general?

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    haha carles you’re the most cultured person i know, everyone wants to be ur friend cuz ur so witty, in the know, and intelligent.

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  5. lil ceesco
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    ur so vulnerable. feelings: big in 2k8.

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  6. never on sundays
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    WTF?

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    I had BBQ ribs at a blues place monday and I think in my subconcious it was my tribute to Bo Diddlay

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  8. whatever_it_takes
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    Contrarily to what an anonymous person said about the Australian with a knife in the chest, death is actually big in 2K8

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    big hee hees on this post carles!

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  10. badkharmala
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 3:46 am | Permalink

    just as long as it’s not me dying

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 3:47 am | Permalink

    u mean u never saw him in the “Bo Knows” commercial??
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GPxkpjCvWI

    Reply

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