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Sometimes when I am wearing clothes that incorporate miscellaneous animals or creatures, the creatures inside of my clothes get hungry, and I have to stop at Petco/Chili's to satisfy the hunger of my clothes. This kute AZN is wearing a polar bear hoodie, and that means her life is dramatically altered when she sports this kute Arctic garment.

Wearing a polar bear hoodie means:
-ur diet consists of seals
-u like cold weather
-sometimes they put u in zoos and make u chill on concrete even though u usually live on ice
-u wish u were a Panda Bear bc they are s00 in right now

POLAR BEARS: THE NEW PANDA BEARS?

[Polar bear by Preggers GoldBear]

XX BONUS [IN DEPTH] ANALYSIS XX
Seen any impossible-to-take-seriously-bc-they-are-from-the-future-and-past-at-the-same-time-alts recently?

They have a deep quirkiness 2 them that made it impossible not to bl0g abt them, particularly future-bro with inverted feet on the right. He's prbbbly in a rockNroll/post-Rapture-thrash-dance-core/core-core/no-wave band.
[Dam Style]

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Anonymous's picture

That guy on the right's not even a real person. He's probably just a new Will Farell character.

Anonymous's picture

That's a total try-too-hard look.

Anonymous's picture

is that guy on the right wearing the Justice symbol around his neck? maybe he can show how cool he is by dressing like them for next Halloween.

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Anonymous's picture

OMG I <3 CHILI'S!!!

clit juice's picture

they're definitely a contemporary christian rock band from brentwood, tennessee, which means they're from the past because those lsrs are always five years behind whatever the hip trends of today are. just like these ladies.

Anonymous's picture

alt chevy chase and dustin hoffman

jack ie's picture

haha i have that polar bear hat. it was actually free giveaway from a korean bakery chain. http://pds6.egloos.com/pds/200712/07/84/d0008084_47591ff1eda42.jpg

Sly's picture

that red, white and dark blue jacket is hot...

mr. pilly wonk's picture

r u gnna bl0g abt how steve aoki's dad - rocky aoki (the founder of benihana's) - died?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroaki_Aokithere's some bg info for you. i feel like this could have srs implications for the future of DIM MAK parties.is benihana's alt b/c steve aoki came from benihana's money? or is it not alt b/c he was rebelling against his dad (who must be mainstream by comparison)?

Anonymous's picture

Predicting future post:Hipsters wearing a hoody jacket made of the human skin of a mainstreamer

Anonymous's picture

hey carles!stop being a douche blog!revert to pre-mainstream standards! I'm talking 'bout myspacers!

Anonymous's picture

dj momjeans is real

Anonymous's picture

I can't take you SRSLY anymore.

Anonymous's picture

that was pretty funny, too.

Anonymous's picture

those men are trying way too hard. i bet they make music together in one of their mother's basements in philly. grizzy bears are the next panda bears, duh. polar bears are already taken by all the THE ICE IZ MELTING neo-hippies.

Anonymous's picture

the guy on the right probably heard that making duck feet make you seem more alt in comparison. Looks like he´s really concentrating on it. Talkin about trying to hard...plus his clothes look really uncomfortable

Anonymous's picture

wow hip stylez 4 sho..

Anonymous's picture

Predicting future post:Hipsters wearing a hoody jacket made of the human skin of a mainstreamer!fucking brilliant!

Jonathan's picture

Core-core is my new favorite genre. <3

Anonymous's picture

t00lz

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