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Remember the brace face who was dr00ling all over Alice Glass, lead singer of the popular post-bloghouse band The Crystal Castle? We sort of said that we wished he would have taken a grab at a sweet slice of Alice's perfect, firm, independent butt/junk. Even though he didn't, it's good to know that there are some pervs out there who will do whatever it takes to get a lil bit of action from an indie goddess like Alice Glass.
Is this picture disturbing?
Should Alice Glass start wearing skinny jeans to protect herself from Crystal Predators?
Should women refrain from crowd surfing no matter how much the 'music takes over their soul'?
Has Crystal Castles ever 'taken over ur soul meets body'?
Did Alice Glass buy her Chuck Taylors before or after 1970?
Do u think the people who held her up in the crowd smell like teen angst/are covered in eye makeup now?
Is it ur dream to have a grab at the Uffie while she is basically topless, too?
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post more alice glass axe wound action
that bro's fingernails probably fell off after karate chopping that skeezer
not that anyone cares but i was totally at this music concert! it was at studio b and yes there was a whole lot of angst in the air! im pretty sure i punched a girl, but its hard to remember because i was totally buzzed off of sparks!
the things i would do to get a finger in alice glass...
bro i wish i was buzzed at a concert. i would've totally gotten all up in that shit.fuck.
it is more than my dream to grab uffie, it is one of my many goals in this alt-life
I'm pretty sure that I'd catch an std from just standing in Uffie's vicinity
Alice Glass = BonerzvilleUffie = Floppy-town
people who weren't at the show don't know this, but as soon as those alt-bros hands met with Alice Glass' junk, they vanished into beams of pure alt energy.sort of like that movie powder
this post just gave me a huge erection.
uffie's name is now required forever to be preceded by 'the'likethe abominable snowmanthe tell-tale heartthe green goblin
lick cory-kennedys cootdown a gallon listerine my alternative dream.
btw..chris crocker cmnts here.. "lil ceesco" ...can HRO be ghey & MNSTRM all at the same time
so, sup with the Xtal castles posts all the time? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/2594175753_426fba9743_o.jpgGIRL IS FUG(KREEPEE TOO) GET OVER IT:(
4 Fingers..
i like the death cab reference in there carles. so glad those days are over. i wonder how deep they were able to get in there and whether alice even noticed?BTW we still need to find those perfect alt breasts. even though im afraid that we're going to be finding the perfect alt bro dick the way we're headin.
ur still here--jeez have some dignity,
my contribution:http://bp2.blogger.com/_s0obJtu-VZo/SClTOcJSABI/AAAAAAAAAuU/Lkts6PDCAgc/...
Wow. I wonder what she thinks about that. And I wonder if Kath hits it. He always looks so nasaly and congested. They should put vicks vapor rub in the smoke machines for him
Sorry, let's try again:CLICK HERE (gently but firmly)
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Wow.. i gave alice a hug as i saw her queing for a toilet at the underage festival in london last summer... should have slipped some fingers in.
Bit blurry, but in general good work soldier...
Do we have any more volunteers for special ops reconnaissance missions up Alice Glass? The apocalypse now of the electro generation...
I love the smell of alice gash in the morning...sorry...sorry
P.S. I come here for the cmmnts
is that a fuckin diaper?
American Appy Ad in the Hipster Runoffers? WTF?just kidding, congrats bro, it's always good to get some extra cash for showing some sw33t AA ASS.and at least it's not some 's0 random' d00d showing pubic hair >_< anyways, do u think crystal glass is wearing THE ORGANIC TONG?
fingerbanging so 8th grade, CARLES i wanna see like a giant stuffed carebear being stuffed up someones ass
you should string your questions together more, it would sound better.
thats fucking gross man, dont grab at someone's crotch, thats just fuckin creepy and pathetic
HRO: responsible for 90% of Alt Celeb molestation in 2K9?If only Aggy had something to grab.
I WAS THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is it just me? or does she have massive feet?
crystal castles is seriously the biggest bullshit i've ever heard in my fucking life. they're such a joke. make some real, original music and stop stealing other people's sounds.
ITS ONLY OLD IF YOUR OLD D00D
hopefully thos guys stayed outta ethan kath or death or cock whatever hes changed his name to, way , micro korg over the head , and the black hand looks like hes reaching for a wallet
that last comment was stupid , wow you know his history and cant make a funny black guy joke .
black guy jokes r allways funny--allways
I'M thinking we should start an indie celeb foot fetish site...
Do you think Kath gets to hit that shit?
you shouldn't go into the water with your legs apart
YOU BUNCH OF RAPIST DICKHEADS I HOPE I GET TO SLASH YOUR ANUS FUCK YOU ROTT IN HELL
ITS FUCKERS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE WOMEN WISH THEY LOOKED LIKE BOYS. DAGGERS.INYOUR.EYES.
@pizzle, agreed.
@pizzle,
Nobody cares!
@pizzle,
wanna play 'just the tip' (unprotected)?
I think Alice Glass' skin and entire outer body should be publicly accessible for caressing purposes. Nothing more. With that said, I'm on my way to Toronto right now, who wants to come along?
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