I read in an alternative marketing book published by SCION that the new way to get noticed on the internet/by alternative consumers is by creating a sillie version of Bingo that self-aware people will have a lil chuckle (lol) about.
What did I leave out? Spankrock? Kid Sister? Pharrell? Acidwash? Anti-Pop Consortium? TV on the Radio?Bangs? Hairstraightener? Dwayne Wayne glasses? Cosby Sweaters? Bike Shorts? Headphones around the neck?
[Via NonThreatening Blip Male/a loyal member of the HRO cult/army]
Whenever ur playing a version of ALT BINGO, there is always a square that you are proud to find. For me, it would probably be the TACO MEAT CHEST HAIR square.
Or maybe the GHEY square.
Or possibly the SNEAKER FGGTS with a misinformed self-concept square.
Or possibly the Carlton Banks Square.
HRO SEES NO COLOUR.
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Cool Kids? The Roots? Dr. J jerseys? General hipster-hop gear? Melvin Van Peebles was a bad ass now his son is on All My Chilldrens!
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//////////Reply by hipsterdater
//////////Posted June 19th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@Chicagoposthipster, dude, where are the 59/50 flat brimmed hats? or is that just me?
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scion I love them, they are involved in all these mixtapes ooh im gonna buy a scion they are cool
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted October 26th, 2008 at 8:41 am
hahaha
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carles IS azn
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RACIST.
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lol @ taco meat chest hair.. such a way with words crls
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this blog is becoming increasingly more intolerant towards non-white hipsters. I guess AZNS and BLKS are shit out of luck even in 2008.
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niggsters are the worst-thanks crls!
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//////////Reply by dev
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
@Anonymous, you are the worst
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
@dev, i love you dev
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//////////Reply by ASDF
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 2:54 am
@Anonymous, you suck. fucker.
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//////////Reply by Johnny
//////////Posted October 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Really?
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hmm…
Dev is so 2k6.5
Santogold is missing and the ghetto love earrings.
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Nelly Furtado?
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Requesting HRO’s take on hipster hierarchy. What differentiates tier 1 alts from tier 2 alts? How many tiers are there? ETC. Diagrams are preferred.
Also friendly, casual racism is always funny and always a good idea.
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how many people who read HRO honestly know who “kool moe dee” is?
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//////////Reply by servotron
//////////Posted March 20th, 2009 at 10:36 am
@Anonymous,
I go to work like a doctor, fool.
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//////////Reply by finky
//////////Posted December 28th, 2009 at 1:04 am
@servotron,
wild wild west
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” tight pants wearin ass N*gga”!
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WHAT
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skeet skeet = womp-womp.
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didnt WALE do a justice mashup deal?
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RACIST.
if you see ‘no color’
why did you do a post
entirely devoted to hipsters who happen to be black.
btw, ‘blipsters’ is fucking insulting.
and ‘taco meat chest hair’
is fucking insulting.
you don’t need to be racist just cos
your blog is going down the shit hole.
fkyu
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blog about “baldwin hills” on the black channel! its like the hills…but black! fuckin priceless!
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“Requesting HRO’s take on hipster hierarchy. What differentiates tier 1 alts from tier 2 alts? How many tiers are there? ETC. Diagrams are preferred.”
Seconding request for Tiers of Altness in depth analysis
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HI I’M BLACK
AND I’M NOT OFFENDED.
IF YER BLACK AND HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT CARLES SAYS.
READ FUCKING PEREZ HILTON.
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//////////Reply by dev
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
@Anonymous, take in some people only have problems with some of the thigns carles says.. so hop off.
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remember carles racism is only ironic to a point. you cant post anything else about black hipsters for the next week now without really offending someone.;)
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racism is so lame. even when it’s “thinly veiled” for laffs. you’ve set your self up carles. may as well play it out.
HRO hits the skidsters in 2K8.8? down the tubsters in 2K9?
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crls u were on point yet again-http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/mainstream-celebrity-makeovers.html
skin bleachin huge in 2k-NOW!
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post post reverse reverse racism huge in 2k-right now!!
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this is absolutely ridiculous. “casual, funny racism is always good?!?!?” and since when is it a crime for a black person (like myself) to enjoy music outside the slow grind, gangsta rap, or gospel genres, and to dress in the “hipster” style because it’s cute? like someone above me said, if you see no ‘colour,’ stop making fun of non-white people who have every right to enjoy this culture as you do. to label black “hipsters” as “blipsters” was one thing. to use a variant of the n-word, a word that carries so much weight and history that you obviously don’t understand and come up with “niggster” is simply racist.
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niggsters are worse than wiggers!
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WHT PWR!!
IM SO SICK OF ALL THE FGGTS AND NIGSTERS WHO WANT DOCILE, POLITICALLY CORRECT CMMTRY ON HRO. HRO DOESN’T NEED UR CONTINGENT MORALIZING AGENDA. GO BACK TO UR ROOTS AT http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog PROGRESSIVE, MODERNIST “LIBERAL” ASSFUCKS
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pubic hair other than pubic hair SUX! (yall)
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5:11 FTW!
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+MNSTRM
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LOLOLOL @ dev
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check my blog see how hghly unbngbl i am
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One time I had to send glow in the dark Nikes to the dude who runs nonthreateningblackmale.
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Carles, I made a self-aware scatterchart for my own HRO-ripoff blog to get noticed on the internet/by alternative consumers. i hope you have a lil babi gig’l from it.
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“HRO SEES NO COLOUR”
are you secretly canadian? or is this your way of supporting australia in the electro war?
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<333 conservative/racist hipsters who can't stand miscegenation of their scene <333
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stay racist (yall)
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your blog definitely has its ups and downs. and this whole blipster reference is becoming one of your downs.. i’m not trying to wine but focusing on color so much is ridiculous as if your race should really matter when it comes to what styles you should enjoy.. food yes :) but style and personality? come on now.. lets get our heads out of the past
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i dont care if this carles gay is racist, or just trying to be funny (which hes not)
i’m never going to meet him and i dont care to, and his “intellect” wont get him anywhere important enough for me to see him on tv or whatever.
so hes just some faceless racist.
not affecting me.
i mean just look at what he blogs about everyday. pretty much the same thing… ya’ll
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carles is either some azn dude that when growing up so desperately wanted to be those white kids with blue eyes and blonde hair. so instead of living in self pity he decided to become alt (whatever the fuck that is) and do this blog, venting all his pent up gay anger.
OR
hes like white and never really fit in with the white kids and hated himself for that.
so many possibilities. but ’srsly’ is it necessary to pick on someones race?
im gonna pull out the “they were born like that card”
otherwise the only thing carles is proving is that being alt/hipster/(wtf) is mostly about being ‘different’ by making racist commentary…
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Oh Carlers….your “irony” isn’t covering this mess up.
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Oh PS:
to the black folks.
This post is no biggy, there are much more racist things going on in this world and some little alty making ironic/pseudo racial post aren’t going to change or make the world a better/ worst place.
Even if he makes post like that, some alties will still be racist, so let’s hope they don’t breed. Let’s no concentrate on the small fishes.
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crls is from texas what do u expect?
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keep it funky crls!
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HRO how could u forget kid sister in blipster bing0?? or is she included in the mulatto square?
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Damn, so much racial tension up in this motherfucka.
What about a little alt-friendship, HMMM?
Still waiting on tier commentary…
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dear fucking god,
you morons (read brad, britt, etc) are pathetic. americans just like to get so touchy over everything.
i’m a nigster, and i get why this post is here. this blog is social commentary. carles, whether he knows it or not, is expressing views shared by others as well as showing the typical reaction of people in small/self-important communittees when ‘outsiders’ move in. They are attacking the sub-community, not the make up of the sub-community. You could replace alt with jock, church, indie film, clique, etc (cyo’thing to defend’).
if you can’t hear/see a racist action/statement and understand it and use it for yourself then you are not ’self-aware’ enough to be alt. offended is mnstrm fggt; keeping objective whilst pointing out potential racism is alt.
tl;dr version:
this isn’t racist. will all the other non-white alts ‘who read hro to be cool’ go away.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
s000 random; s000 racist
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dear fucking god,
you morons (read brad, britt, etc) are pathetic. americans just like to get so touchy over everything.
i’m a nigster, and i get why this post is here. this blog is social commentary. carles, whether he knows it or not, is expressing views shared by others as well as showing the typical reaction of people in small/self-important communittees when ‘outsiders’ move in. They are attacking the sub-community, not the make up of the sub-community. You could replace alt with jock, church, indie film, clique, etc (cyo’thing to defend’).
if you can’t hear/see a racist action/statement and understand it and use it for yourself then you are not ’self-aware’ enough to be alt. offended is mnstrm fggt; keeping objective whilst pointing out potential racism is alt.
tl;dr version:
this isn’t racist. will all the other non-white alts ‘who read hro to be cool’ go away.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
s000 random; s000 racist
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what about alt-binos?
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@ 3:04 AM tl;dr
plz go back to craiglist missed connections. that alt girl you were too lame to go over and talk to is still not looking for you.
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//////////Reply by Lord Kalvin
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
@Anonymous, lolz.
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to the guy who posted
“you morons (read brad, britt, etc) are pathetic. americans just like to get so touchy over everything…”
do i smell a bit of
house blipster vs field blipster?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA THIS IS CARLES SPEAKING BTW look out for the follow up to this battle in my next post!
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1.Both your posts and your ideas lack even a modicum of depth
2.Persistent attempts to qualify a “culture” diminish it and are ultimately bootless
3.Grow up. Welcome to the 21st century.
This isn’t about being politically correct, it is about being human.
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you forgot about them mixed race garlz
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//////////Reply by Lord Kalvin
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@Imperial Wonder, lolz…
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//////////Reply by Amazon
//////////Posted November 15th, 2009 at 12:11 am
@Imperial Wonder,
der hur hur, that’s what a mulatto is
<~~~niggster.
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so… no one on this blog really knows that this is a parody
lol
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//////////Reply by Ekerella
//////////Posted October 6th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
@Anonymous, lmaooo agreed!
proud blipster, this is funny shit.
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Getting offended by a HRO post is like working at / wearing lots of american apparel, being obsessed with vintage sneakers, wearing lasercut jewlery, wearing those stoopid flat caps, ironic neon, listening to ‘bangers’ and living for looking at the party pics of last nights party so you can remember how much fun it was posing for the party pics at your party… i.e. soooooo MNSTRM.
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LOL. Clownin’ on SKEET SKKET hahahahahahahahaha
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jesus people this is the internet. this isn’t racist. racist on the internet would require a lot more niggers and some serious spelling errors.
CRLES I LOVE YOU
-skeet skeet live from cincinatti on warped tour. send your scene-atl-breezies my way.
P.S.tell them im your favorite blipster DJ
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i bought my first deejay skeet skeet tape b/c of carles. LE YAY!
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blipster says you. another way for silly yt people to exclude minorities from true hipsterdom with racist labels says i.
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its niggsterism-get the fuk over it allready
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you forgot the nba
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i feel embarrassed
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Don’t do that nigga that’s 5 to 10!
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//////////Reply by frankkie
//////////Posted June 6th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Dave Chapelle!
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Is this a joke?
Niggster, good job on the creativity. You white hipsters are so great, making black jokes and dressing like your poor. Great.
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Being black, i’m not offended. People are taking this too seriously. The term ‘blipster’ i find funny and i use it often. Niggster on the other hand is too far. But there’s nothing wrong with blipster bingo seeing as alt and hipster bingo came first anyway. If azn bingo comes out we cant say anything cuz thats being equally rasist & alt & lyke so now!
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Where can I get a look at this Scion marketing book? My blog totally needs a professional consultant and Scion totally has my back when it comes to this being young thing. Seriously though, I want to see what that book looks like. It is real right?
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hahaha, these comments are funny…urb magazine said blipster once. btw, carles, is urb alt? or ghey? or what?
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“Niggster”,wow,real Einstein that one! Isn’t it funny that nearly all of the racist obscenities were created by white people? Stay strong blipsters stay strong! lol
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who the fuck is this Dave dressed like spiderman near a member of the Horrors?!?
someone fill me in
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if you’re gonna make a post like this, do one for everyone.
every race has to get lit up.
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@Anonymous,
Christ almighty,
you guys still around?
Do you understand that racism itself is a means of keeping you dumb? I mean really… you only say that for one of two reasons… one: yer paw ‘dun told you that niggers are scum bags, er two: you think its cool.
seeing as yer’ on this site im gonna assume its number two.
This whole, black people are a joke thing is getting kinda old. im mean saying “im gonna totally hang out with this black guy” is just the same as saying” im gonna hang out with this nigger” its depersonalization. And you know why its cool? You know why its okay for someone to make blipster bingo instead of just putting those lame black hipsters right along side of those lame white hipsters and name the game lame hipster bingo? Its because old white guys who grew up in the same age as yer paw, own companies that create media. that media tells folks like yerself whats cool… whats okay ta play and alright ta say… and you follow along thinkin er doin yer own thing… i probably lost ya… look alls im sayin is think for yerself… you dont know that skinny little guy with the hairy chest and chances are you wont. chances are that little guy could buy and sell you and yer paw… but thats not the point… the point is this… there aint no slaves, there aint no jim crow and there ain’t no real crisis as far as race relations go… its just a lot of impressionable kids like yourself feeding off old irrelevant shit you heard on the radio or saw in a movie. … oh boy! you know what, you might have gotten bullied by some black kids huh? well so did i man… and im sure you got picked on by some white kids to bruther’ i tell you hwat… okay im s’pose ta be at work here… just ran into this blog and thought i had to say somethin about this funny little epidemic of “black people” stuff… guys you gotta think fer yerself at some point. im not forcing you though im just putting it out there… a hipster is a hipster… hipsters are insecure people who need an identity, just like goths, racists, astronauts, militarymen, bloggers, video store clerks like myself, and everyone else..im just saying its getting pretty funny.
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//////////Reply by Lord Kalvin
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 am
@EverettGlenn, hot.
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//////////Reply by TLP
//////////Posted June 16th, 2009 at 12:31 am
@EverettGlenn, hero.
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im a chinese hunchback who deosnt keep up with the trends… but my roomates a dj…so yeah… um down with the opp
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lol… I didn’t even realize that this was supposed to make me mad now. But I’ll pretend to be mad cuz all my broz and sisz are.
D:<
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speaking from the disturbingly under-represented perspective of an original black alt female who is also a musician (i.e. someone who has the means to contribute to the discography), born in the best year of all — 1974 — graduated high school in ‘91… we didn’t listen to the cure & siouxie & the violent femmes because it was trendy…you would not look at me today and think…BLIPSTER…but on the inside, i am your inspiration, your muse…and i <3 HOR regardless of what social deviants are permitted to post. let them talk. talk is cheap, like truck jewelry. some people are like gold plated bamboo earrings. just sit back and watch their shit turn colors.
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carles, dont we need a obammy tshirt in this bingo now ?
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I really don’t care about racists post anymore. This wasn’t ironic, not this time, but whatev. Im still enjoying the music and fuckin’ every Caucasian, Asain, Latino and Afropunk H&M wearing, alt loving hipster gals that come my way
love.. (and my ‘colour blind’ penis) ftw
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