ALT BINGO

By Carles | July 22, 2008

Hey Yall.
Some self-aware alt-bro named Chris made this:

What do yall think?
Did they miss any thing?
Will it go alternative viral?
R u going to print this out and take it with u when u go out?

I feel like 80% of these squares would be easy to get, but there would be some [rarities] which might not be available to your local scene–such as an Aoki or a Jerms Scott.

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52 Comments

lemonator.

Posted July 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

i totally want a wolf shirt now.

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

Good job, bro Chris.

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

text shirts are usually fucking terrible

- a concerned citizen

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//////////Reply by ellaaaa
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:48 am
@Anonymous, yh, and they and vnecks are nt alt in my opin, more muzztek
pfft

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Jude

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

Google: hipster bingo. hilarious. just priceless.

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JSHAW

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

wolf/ forest animal shirts are so 2k8.4… its all about majestic ocean creatures in the warmer months.

Anyone want to play? I’m going to be distracted the rest of the day.

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adam

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

seriously old meme. your internet skills are slipping, carles!

also fuck Comic Sans, for future reference, all self-aware hipster .GIF images should use only Helvetica in all caps, or a cute highly pixelated font.

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Adam

Posted July 22, 2008 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

also worthwhile noting some flaws, such as the immediate diagonal bingo if you go to into forever 21, even though f21 isn’t intrinsically hipster, etc

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

No nips no bingo

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

WRONG FONT, FGGT

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

people who dress like Justice are such walking cliches

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

Baaaahahaha I love that Eric Belladonna is in the ‘GHEYS’ square.

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Adriano

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

no cory kennedy? lol

im re-posting it.

VIRAL HERE WE GO

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

uhm, my old band was doing wolf shirts in 2k6.3 ok?

we even shaved wolf claw marks in our beards.

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

FUCK.
COMIC.
SANS.

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ugottab

Posted July 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

Who would want to own a black tight fitting soft leather dior jacket anyway!? Uro~pee-an FGGTS, no style!

I need some sugar….NOW!

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

dude, crls, your blog is crawling with conservative republicans…

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

where r the shutter shades?
and there are 3 diffrent shirts, what about shoes?

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Richard Cole King

Posted July 22, 2008 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

Change the font and put the whole page on a shirt. There’s your alt print shirt. Alt Bingo shirts could be huge…for the first alt person to do it. Anyone who does it afterwards would be considered mainstream and a FGGT no doubt.

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

i think youre missing the aggy but looks pretty good.
text shirts should be removed.
+retype this in arial plz

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

based on what i’m currently wearing, i’ve already got a bingo from row G.

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

Needs UFFIE.

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DUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted July 22, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

TRUCKER HATS LOL

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

It is cool to be a conservative republican in 2k8.7.5. I mean, America is kick-ass bitch! What if you lived in Iran where reading/writing on hipsterrunoff is probably punishable by stoning?

T-FUND HIPSTERS 4EVER YALL!!! YEAH!!!!

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?image=altbingobf8.png

FONT MATTERS

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Anonymous

Posted July 22, 2008 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

are cameltoes the future of alt fashion?

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 12:16 am | Permalink

Text shirts are GHEY and for adolescent poseurs.

Can I be the first Alt to put it on a shirt??

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 12:23 am | Permalink

mccain is sooo alt…..

he reads HRO

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 12:25 am | Permalink

i just looked through my myspace pics and got a bingo

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 2:04 am | Permalink

stand up comedian jeans!@

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 3:58 am | Permalink

alts and craftssssssssss HA!
i hate you ghey artsy guys who car far too much about comic sans you even join a facebook group to tell everyone how you feel about it

just laugh a little for a change..

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:06 am | Permalink

momjeans?

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:14 am | Permalink

i love eric belladonna! ghey sqaures!!!!!!

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:21 am | Permalink

needs:
1. shudder shades
2. free-spirited moms
3. liberal arts campus

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Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:48 am | Permalink

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Wang

Posted July 23, 2008 at 8:22 am | Permalink

oh god i just shit my pants

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Anonymous

Posted July 23, 2008 at 11:53 am | Permalink

ya’ll forgot:

FGGTs
TUGJOBS
AGSDEYN

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mom,i'm alt

Posted July 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

This is ALTsome!

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mom,i'm alt

Posted July 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

This is ALTsome!

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Anonymous

Posted July 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

SRSLY? COMIC SANS????

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//////////Reply by notcar
//////////Posted December 16th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
@Anonymous, disgusting

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Flávia Durante

Posted July 30, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

PALESTINIAN SCARFS!!!

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Anonymous

Posted July 30, 2008 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

What about fixed gear bikes?

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cory

Posted October 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

sf… friday night larkin st you could knock this thing out in 30 seconds

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MUSICologised

Posted October 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

and where are the cool dadz?..=/

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whore

Posted November 5, 2008 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

A giant flesh hammer

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The Premiere

Posted December 17, 2008 at 2:18 am | Permalink

big hoop earings on girls?
scruffy beards on guys?

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kyle

Posted January 8, 2009 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

you are missing nike dunks, neon things, and the return of the mustache (via 2k8)

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kyle

Posted January 8, 2009 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

and h8 u comic sans

helvetica 4L

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eppler

Posted February 4, 2009 at 9:41 am | Permalink

i got a tex tees/gheyfarer/string headband/leggings/aoki BINGO yesturday in amsterdam :D

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BEFF

Posted March 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

how many extra points do you get if you spot the actual person on the tile?

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ellaaaa

Posted May 1, 2009 at 12:51 am | Permalink

needs docs

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patricio

Posted June 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

Agyness dean, fixeys, ‘taches, belts on sideways, plaid shirts, too high shorts, nu-romantic hair…and on and on…

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Carl Winslow

Posted June 22, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

lol.hipsters

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