HIPSTER RUNOFF

Hey Yall.
Some self-aware alt-bro named Chris made this:

What do yall think?
Did they miss any thing?
Will it go alternative viral?
R u going to print this out and take it with u when u go out?

I feel like 80% of these squares would be easy to get, but there would be some [rarities] which might not be available to your local scene--such as an Aoki or a Jerms Scott.