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Some self-aware alt-bro named Chris made this:
What do yall think?
Did they miss any thing?
Will it go alternative viral?
R u going to print this out and take it with u when u go out?
I feel like 80% of these squares would be easy to get, but there would be some [rarities] which might not be available to your local scene–such as an Aoki or a Jerms Scott.
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i totally want a wolf shirt now.
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Good job, bro Chris.
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text shirts are usually fucking terrible
- a concerned citizen
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//////////Reply by ellaaaa
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:48 am
@Anonymous, yh, and they and vnecks are nt alt in my opin, more muzztek
pfft
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Google: hipster bingo. hilarious. just priceless.
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wolf/ forest animal shirts are so 2k8.4… its all about majestic ocean creatures in the warmer months.
Anyone want to play? I’m going to be distracted the rest of the day.
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seriously old meme. your internet skills are slipping, carles!
also fuck Comic Sans, for future reference, all self-aware hipster .GIF images should use only Helvetica in all caps, or a cute highly pixelated font.
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also worthwhile noting some flaws, such as the immediate diagonal bingo if you go to into forever 21, even though f21 isn’t intrinsically hipster, etc
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No nips no bingo
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WRONG FONT, FGGT
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people who dress like Justice are such walking cliches
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Baaaahahaha I love that Eric Belladonna is in the ‘GHEYS’ square.
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no cory kennedy? lol
im re-posting it.
VIRAL HERE WE GO
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uhm, my old band was doing wolf shirts in 2k6.3 ok?
we even shaved wolf claw marks in our beards.
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FUCK.
COMIC.
SANS.
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Who would want to own a black tight fitting soft leather dior jacket anyway!? Uro~pee-an FGGTS, no style!
I need some sugar….NOW!
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dude, crls, your blog is crawling with conservative republicans…
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where r the shutter shades?
and there are 3 diffrent shirts, what about shoes?
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Change the font and put the whole page on a shirt. There’s your alt print shirt. Alt Bingo shirts could be huge…for the first alt person to do it. Anyone who does it afterwards would be considered mainstream and a FGGT no doubt.
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i think youre missing the aggy but looks pretty good.
text shirts should be removed.
+retype this in arial plz
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based on what i’m currently wearing, i’ve already got a bingo from row G.
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Needs UFFIE.
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TRUCKER HATS LOL
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It is cool to be a conservative republican in 2k8.7.5. I mean, America is kick-ass bitch! What if you lived in Iran where reading/writing on hipsterrunoff is probably punishable by stoning?
T-FUND HIPSTERS 4EVER YALL!!! YEAH!!!!
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http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?image=altbingobf8.png
FONT MATTERS
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are cameltoes the future of alt fashion?
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Text shirts are GHEY and for adolescent poseurs.
Can I be the first Alt to put it on a shirt??
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mccain is sooo alt…..
he reads HRO
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i just looked through my myspace pics and got a bingo
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stand up comedian jeans!@
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alts and craftssssssssss HA!
i hate you ghey artsy guys who car far too much about comic sans you even join a facebook group to tell everyone how you feel about it
just laugh a little for a change..
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momjeans?
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i love eric belladonna! ghey sqaures!!!!!!
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needs:
1. shudder shades
2. free-spirited moms
3. liberal arts campus
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oh god i just shit my pants
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ya’ll forgot:
FGGTs
TUGJOBS
AGSDEYN
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This is ALTsome!
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This is ALTsome!
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SRSLY? COMIC SANS????
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//////////Reply by notcar
//////////Posted December 16th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
@Anonymous, disgusting
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PALESTINIAN SCARFS!!!
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What about fixed gear bikes?
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sf… friday night larkin st you could knock this thing out in 30 seconds
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and where are the cool dadz?..=/
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A giant flesh hammer
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big hoop earings on girls?
scruffy beards on guys?
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you are missing nike dunks, neon things, and the return of the mustache (via 2k8)
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and h8 u comic sans
helvetica 4L
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i got a tex tees/gheyfarer/string headband/leggings/aoki BINGO yesturday in amsterdam :D
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how many extra points do you get if you spot the actual person on the tile?
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needs docs
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Agyness dean, fixeys, ‘taches, belts on sideways, plaid shirts, too high shorts, nu-romantic hair…and on and on…
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lol.hipsters
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