Can you find the alt celeb in this sea of children?
Hint: He used 2 manage Daft Punk, but then he told them that the should ’stop it with that robot gimmick’ + Electroma was an overrated pile of robot feces, so they had to let him go. [unconfirmed rumor]
I read in a blog that the video for “D.A.N.C.E.’ was actually a visual love letter from SoMe to the lolita he kept in a pit in his basement. [Note: SoMe does not keep young women in his basement, nor does he have a death pit in his house.]
BUT SRSLY…if ever there was a time to wear Child Predator glasses… Thnx a lot Ed Banger.
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
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“HRO, they are just having a good time. There’s nothing wrong with being around young fans who like your music and identify with your lifestyle brand. You are insinuating that they are child predators, when they are just a couple of French men living their dreams. Deep down, we all want to be adored by seas of children; this is why Steve Aoki crowd surfs 300% more often in 3rd world countries.”
-an informed commenter who studied ‘The Psychology of Alt Celebs’ in College
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<3 it when you refer back to old material I've never seen, LOL
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he’s all “Cuff me now, take me to jail… “
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I came
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looks like pedro is the ultimate alt dad…
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I was molested at the ed banger compound in utah
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I wonder what “Edwrecker” is all about then…..?
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i guess the ed bangers be readin a lot of those morning glory comix eh
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Carles u r a GIF rapist
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this post was so hot, i wanted to strip down to my panties
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hayyy Carles i hav noticed latey u haven’t been blogging as much as u should i mean i get bored i come on here 2 laugh and hav fun but then im disappected 2 found i hav alreadyy read it plzzz carles iwant moree HRO MANNNN!!!!
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OMG.
just ran acrost the bestest site in internet hist0ry..
http://www.ee.nmt.edu/~robotics/AIR.html
methinks it haas something to do with rob0ts
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the last two days worth of posts are utter crap. are you just busy being a frshmn or did funny and clever go out of style?
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really liking this post, i sort of want to see all of the pictures and try to find a RCRDHEAD sort of storyline.
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these are not mexican these are frecnh underage alties!!!!
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pizza bagels, people. PIZZA BAGELS. (now that is how u lure a kid!)
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i wud’ve died 2 b on the bobrasnake when i was 12.
now i don’t care.
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