I wish I could be a lil alt/tween alt again. I feel like when you are younger, you have better ears, which allow you to appreciate music that it would be impossible for you to appreciate when ur older. For example, I don’t ‘get’ the distorted electro-shriek sound of Hearts Revolution. If I could b a tween again, things might be different. I would be more open minded/free-spirited/impressionable.
I wish I could Choose My Own Adventure. Is the Hearts Revolution lifestyle brand only for kidz under the age of 15? Is that why they sell iced cream & other fun snacks?
SRSLY THO… this song cracks me up.
I love the genre of music that it ‘would be impossible to believe that people could enjoy in any context, particularly normal ones like going 2 the grocery store or walking to my Psych 101 class on my college campus.’
SRSLY THO…
CHOOSE UR OWN ADVENTY, YALL.
No matter how old u r, u can choose 2 be alt.
Being Alt is an all-ages experience. U don’t have to like the Jonas brothers just bc all of the other kids like them.
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I wouldn’t listen to anything else at the grocery store.
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I like the sound of C.Y.O.A….It reminds me of Mix Master Mike's "Bangzilla" album. SRSLY…butt how cum mainstrmrs like to take old stuff and act like it's 'fresh'>? Do they just have bad memory/lack of exposure to the 'real world'/asshole friends who won't tell them that they're 'biting'? Do you ever get the feeling that you're too alt for today's alt scene?…and if so…what is TRULY alt? I'm cnfsed..and a lil drunk, u wanna watch each other/tug each other off?
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wow, what a testament to consumer capitalism.
“choose your adventure”!
“you say you want revolution, I’d like to know why”
Why get upset about mass poverty when you can be a dividual? Select an adventure!
“alt” is the ultimate conformist culture.
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can anyone fill me in when the jonas brothers drop their alt-friendly clothing line this fall at jcpenny?
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PLZ nvr stop making references 2 ‘the darkie’
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last night i went to taco bell and i heard one of those HGHLY MMRBL 3EB songs, then i heard D.A.N.C.E. by the justice.
†††††still meaningful a year and a half later and while ordering crunchwrap supremes†††††
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HRO is my fav. blog
I agree with your post 100 times over but I don’t want to go off on this LIFESTYLE BRAND bullshit again
it’s ridiculous to me for an “artist” to say that shit..
total corporate pretending to be artists
they’ll work for a major label in marketing when they’re like 38 u watch..
f@ck this
im outta here because im getting pissed of again, I love getting pissed off here. tks HRO
I LOVE YOU HRO, plz don’t stop bloggin
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I wanna be a twink…i mean tween again too!!!!!
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fuck my tits
i have the same islands shirt as that lil alt fggt
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Nick Jonas has Type 1 Diabetes. He wrote a song about how you don’t even know what it’s like.
You don’t even know.
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p0st more twink alts
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twinks + age – dreams = ALL OF US
and thats the truth
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mmmm twink alts r yummie!!!
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i totally think i/you/we deserve another shot at being a tween, knowing what i/you/we know now. i/you/we would be boning she-tweens all damn day after impressing them with my/your/our alt-knowledge and fashion cents.
jonas brotherz? who r they? i don’t have cable television.
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i cant believe you posted that jobro thing from yesterdays comments
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girl with the white dress on the left and boy with the dreamy expression/hair are soo doing it for me…
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I WANNA BABYSIT THOSE TWEENS! we would cut up old nylon magazines with safety scissors to make “friendship collages” and then i would help them put on a play (stage adaptation of requiem for a dream maybe?) in the backyard for free spirited m. and cool d.
call me. clean driving recrd, excellent refs.
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this track is hot – AND i’m 38. so there.
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oh man that squinty tween boy is soo adorable!
i wish i was that cool when i was 12/13 man i was awkward :|
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A 38 year old saying “this track is hot” proves how not hot this track is.
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Why don’t you “get it”. What’s wrong with you? Listen to the Civil Disobedience remix. And then the Paparazzi one. And then delete yourself. And if that doesn’t work then listen to the LA Riots remix of their song Switchblade. OK?
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fucking dumb kid choosing his own adventure? what like:
*should i go to mcdonalds or go to burgerking?
*should i play on my ps3 or do my homework?
*should i have a tug or let my pet dog lick my cock?
*should i go and see the new batman and talk all the way through it becasue i don’t understand the adult themes or should i shut the fuck up?
people aren’t generally worth knowing until they’ve finished education.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
lol@9:50 am
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The track isn’t bad.
I have a reverse theory however that listening to indie actually destroys your taste in music because at some point you can’t decide if it’s bad or you just don’t “get it”. Whats the difference between “getting it” and convincing yourself it’s good when in fact it’s horrible?
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It’s true. I own that CYOA shirt.
and am apparently a total hipster doofus. burnme.
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