DO U BLEED NEON?
BLEEDING NEON: AN HRO SELF-PROMOTION MARKETING GIMMICK FROM 2K8.5-2K9
Other options:
- ‘BLEED NEON OR GO HOME’
- ‘LIVE FREE OR BLEED NEON’
- ‘BLEEDING NEON IS LIFE: THE REST IS JUST DETAILS’
- ‘EAT M0RE BLOOD NEON’
- ‘I’M LOVIN IT: BLEEDING NEON’
- ‘WHERE’S THE NEON BLOOD(BEEF)?’
- ‘HAVE U HAD UR NEON BLOOD TODAY?’
- ‘IT’S ___ O’CLOCK: DO U KNOW WHERE YOUR LIL ALT WHO BLEEDS NEON IS?’
- ‘TRUTH.ORG:BLEED NEON’
- ‘TALK 2 UR KIDS ABT DRUGS, AND ENCOURAGE THEM TO BLEED NEON (YALL)’
- ‘BLEEDING NEON: IT RLLY KICK’S THE LLAMA’S ASS’
- ‘BLEEDING NEON COMES AT YOU FAST: FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S HRO’
- ‘HAVE IT UR WAY, RIGHT AWAY AT HRO NOW’
- ‘NEON BLOOD: THE BREAKFAST OF ALTS (CHAMPIONS)’
- ‘NEON BLOOD MELTS IN UR MOUTH, AND NOT ON UR HANDS’
- ‘A GALLON OF NEON BLOOD WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT’
- ‘I <3 NEON BL00d’
Got n e m0re ideas?
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IS THIS WHAT MY BLOG IS ALL ABOUT?
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HRO IN THE CLASSROOM
EMAIL FROM A LOYAL HRO READER:
thank you for helping me pass my economics class. the assignment was to find/make a chart that had a legend on it. some of the responses from my classmates were
“what the fucks a hipster?”
“did you really make this?”
“wtf is hro?”
“who is carles?”
the majority only noticed that it said myspace. you’re more than “just a blog”.
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YALL INSPIRE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER BLOG.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER MEME-MAKER.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A M0RE AUTHENTIC PERSON
U MAKE ME WANT TO SEARCH 4 TRUTH WITH U 4 THE REST OF MY LIFE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BLOG FOR SOCIAL CHANGE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER ALT.
LOVE YALL.
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Myspace/LJ sign whores big in 2k4.
I don’t think I can read this blog anymore.
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I just officially stopped reading.
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who likes 2 fart?
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i’ve been an avid supporter of this blog amongst all the h8. but this makes me want to be a part of HRO a little less. are all of you still in high school? that’s some rlly shitty economics.
alt tears :’{
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less jailbat high schoolers, post more uffie tits
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crls stop living about blogging and go life it
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is the average age of HRO readers 14 or so? that would make me sad :(
the person who made the black HRO fanart is sad too, it probably took him/her hours to make it
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crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living
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there will be neon blood
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get alt or die trying
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New alt city: with wesley snipes
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a post worth bleeding neon about
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i luv u CRLS.
i am RECTAL bleeding ne0n 4 HRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i hate twelve year olds.
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damn that’s an easy school to get an A at… is 90% of the graduating class heading to the local community college??????
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i love 15 year old alts.
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“4eae”??
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fuck yeah community college! i know were going haha
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4eae = forever and ever, homes. lol, i think she was lying about passing, there was a scribbled “D” at the top of that chart.
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what the fuck was this….. HRO please….
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im gonna see the bloody neonroots tonite yall
AT HARD SUMMER
<3
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IMA BE @ HARD TOO.
MMM MSTRKRFT.
oh noz wait, yer azn.
grossssss ;(
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this is it crls..ur a MNSTMR
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this blog is MNSTRM
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engage self loath
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post about how that FGGT blog HRO is the downfall of everything ALT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG_eIDMOvfM
do the s.t.a.n.d.o.n.t.h.e.w.o.r.d.
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carles, how often do you get laid?
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who the fuck is that first dumb choch? Bitch needs to get that stupid headband off her face.
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p0st m0re lil alties!
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these chicks would be sexy if their ages added up to 18
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hipster runoff has become a monster
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you posted fansigns and not that sweet “are you a hipster?” interview?
DIAF, CRLS!!
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carles can u hurry up and update or at least delete that first pic so it isnt the first thing i see when i come here
luv u
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tempted to make as sign
“I’M AN ALT AZN AND I LOVE HRO”
yes/no?
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this post makes me feel very old.
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Your magnum opus won’t be complete until your entire readership no longer separates the character Carles from the real Carles. THIS IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
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u honestly are part of the problem now…sincerely
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i just vomited, and it was neon.
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scuse me but do you have to be 21+ to get into clubs in the US?
I’m thinking about going on a “wroking holiday” program when not next year but the next when I’m 19/20 but I’m just wondering if it will be worth it if I can’t have Steve Aoki pour some grey goose into my mouf.
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alos do you think my australian accent will get me pleaces just wondering??
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ELECTRO MACHT FREI
post this comment on your blog you asshole! i hate you so much im gonna explode. keep up the good work tho
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i was just totally IGNrD/DISSED by hot AZN booty dancRs….that should ROT N Hell….well, maybe then theyll understand their role.
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someone needs a teeth whitener….
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do you love hro?
..not anymore.
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the nail in the coffin
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http://current.com/items/89066132_hipsters_in_space
funniest shit ever…
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lamez0rz
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@ anon 11:56…r u new here, an addition to the mid teen HRO community? crls blogged about that weeks ago.
–a post-post-teenager
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the shepherd is loosing his flock
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No neon bl00d for 0il
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y do u suck now?
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i didnt lol at this AT ALL!!
those young shits are exactly the type of people you make fun of!!! the american apparel headband is KEY.
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brite like neon bl00d
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I still don’t understand what the difference between HRO being MNSTRM or alt has to do with this blog continuing or not.
Freaking shallow idiot hipster anon commenters are the idiots this blog parodies right?
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that girl is cute. dont lie, youd all hit it.
does she have any nip slip pics?
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actually, the headband isn’t american apparel.
lil alties are kuet.
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I’d do her.
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NEON SHOWERS !!!!
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y all the h8 y’all?! icuh8n!
what makes this mnstrm?!?! still lovin hro…..you make me want to start a blipster cult…how’s that!
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