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DO U LOVE HRO?


DO U BLEED NEON?

BLEEDING NEON: AN HRO SELF-PROMOTION MARKETING GIMMICK FROM 2K8.5-2K9
Other options:

  • ‘BLEED NEON OR GO HOME’
  • ‘LIVE FREE OR BLEED NEON’
  • ‘BLEEDING NEON IS LIFE: THE REST IS JUST DETAILS’
  • ‘EAT M0RE BLOOD NEON’
  • ‘I’M LOVIN IT: BLEEDING NEON’
  • ‘WHERE’S THE NEON BLOOD(BEEF)?’
  • ‘HAVE U HAD UR NEON BLOOD TODAY?’
  • ‘IT’S ___ O’CLOCK: DO U KNOW WHERE YOUR LIL ALT WHO BLEEDS NEON IS?’
  • ‘TRUTH.ORG:BLEED NEON’
  • ‘TALK 2 UR KIDS ABT DRUGS, AND ENCOURAGE THEM TO BLEED NEON (YALL)’
  • ‘BLEEDING NEON: IT RLLY KICK’S THE LLAMA’S ASS’
  • ‘BLEEDING NEON COMES AT YOU FAST: FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S HRO’
  • ‘HAVE IT UR WAY, RIGHT AWAY AT HRO NOW’
  • ‘NEON BLOOD: THE BREAKFAST OF ALTS (CHAMPIONS)’
  • ‘NEON BLOOD MELTS IN UR MOUTH, AND NOT ON UR HANDS’
  • ‘A GALLON OF NEON BLOOD WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT’
  • ‘I <3 NEON BL00d’

Got n e m0re ideas?

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IS THIS WHAT MY BLOG IS ALL ABOUT?

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HRO IN THE CLASSROOM

EMAIL FROM A LOYAL HRO READER:

thank you for helping me pass my economics class. the assignment was to find/make a chart that had a legend on it. some of the responses from my classmates were
“what the fucks a hipster?”
“did you really make this?”
“wtf is hro?”
“who is carles?”
the majority only noticed that it said myspace. you’re more than “just a blog”.

*******
YALL INSPIRE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER BLOG.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER MEME-MAKER.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A M0RE AUTHENTIC PERSON
U MAKE ME WANT TO SEARCH 4 TRUTH WITH U 4 THE REST OF MY LIFE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BLOG FOR SOCIAL CHANGE.
U MAKE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER ALT.

LOVE YALL.

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60 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Myspace/LJ sign whores big in 2k4.

    I don’t think I can read this blog anymore.

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    I just officially stopped reading.

    Reply

  3. Napkin Party
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    who likes 2 fart?

    Reply

  4. badkharmala
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    i’ve been an avid supporter of this blog amongst all the h8. but this makes me want to be a part of HRO a little less. are all of you still in high school? that’s some rlly shitty economics.

    alt tears :’{

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    less jailbat high schoolers, post more uffie tits

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    crls stop living about blogging and go life it

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    is the average age of HRO readers 14 or so? that would make me sad :(
    the person who made the black HRO fanart is sad too, it probably took him/her hours to make it

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living crls stop living

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    there will be neon blood

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    get alt or die trying

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    New alt city: with wesley snipes

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    a post worth bleeding neon about

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

    i luv u CRLS.

    i am RECTAL bleeding ne0n 4 HRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

  14. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    i hate twelve year olds.

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    damn that’s an easy school to get an A at… is 90% of the graduating class heading to the local community college??????

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    i love 15 year old alts.

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    “4eae”??

    Reply

  18. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    fuck yeah community college! i know were going haha

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 12:49 am | Permalink

    4eae = forever and ever, homes. lol, i think she was lying about passing, there was a scribbled “D” at the top of that chart.

    Reply

  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    what the fuck was this….. HRO please….

    Reply

  21. neon azn
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    im gonna see the bloody neonroots tonite yall

    AT HARD SUMMER

    <3

    Reply

  22. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    IMA BE @ HARD TOO.

    MMM MSTRKRFT.

    oh noz wait, yer azn.

    grossssss ;(

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:10 am | Permalink

    this is it crls..ur a MNSTMR

    Reply

  24. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:31 am | Permalink

    this blog is MNSTRM

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:32 am | Permalink

    engage self loath

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    post about how that FGGT blog HRO is the downfall of everything ALT!

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:49 am | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG_eIDMOvfM

    do the s.t.a.n.d.o.n.t.h.e.w.o.r.d.

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 3:02 am | Permalink

    carles, how often do you get laid?

    Reply

  29. terf work
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    who the fuck is that first dumb choch? Bitch needs to get that stupid headband off her face.

    Reply

  30. girl talk
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 3:59 am | Permalink

    p0st m0re lil alties!

    Reply

  31. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 5:13 am | Permalink

    these chicks would be sexy if their ages added up to 18

    Reply

  32. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    hipster runoff has become a monster

    Reply

  33. Adam
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    you posted fansigns and not that sweet “are you a hipster?” interview?

    DIAF, CRLS!!

    Reply

  34. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    carles can u hurry up and update or at least delete that first pic so it isnt the first thing i see when i come here

    luv u

    Reply

  35. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    tempted to make as sign
    “I’M AN ALT AZN AND I LOVE HRO”

    yes/no?

    Reply

  36. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    this post makes me feel very old.

    Reply

  37. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    Your magnum opus won’t be complete until your entire readership no longer separates the character Carles from the real Carles. THIS IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

    Reply

  38. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    u honestly are part of the problem now…sincerely

    Reply

  39. KIDS GOT THE DISCO BLOGGERS
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    i just vomited, and it was neon.

    Reply

  40. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    scuse me but do you have to be 21+ to get into clubs in the US?
    I’m thinking about going on a “wroking holiday” program when not next year but the next when I’m 19/20 but I’m just wondering if it will be worth it if I can’t have Steve Aoki pour some grey goose into my mouf.

    Reply

  41. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    alos do you think my australian accent will get me pleaces just wondering??

    Reply

  42. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    ELECTRO MACHT FREI

    post this comment on your blog you asshole! i hate you so much im gonna explode. keep up the good work tho

    Reply

  43. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    i was just totally IGNrD/DISSED by hot AZN booty dancRs….that should ROT N Hell….well, maybe then theyll understand their role.

    Reply

  44. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    someone needs a teeth whitener….

    Reply

  45. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    do you love hro?

    ..not anymore.

    Reply

  46. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    the nail in the coffin

    Reply

  47. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    http://current.com/items/89066132_hipsters_in_space

    funniest shit ever…

    Reply

  48. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    lamez0rz

    Reply

  49. badkharmala
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    @ anon 11:56…r u new here, an addition to the mid teen HRO community? crls blogged about that weeks ago.

    –a post-post-teenager

    Reply

  50. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    the shepherd is loosing his flock

    Reply

  51. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    No neon bl00d for 0il

    Reply

  52. Anonymous
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    y do u suck now?

    Reply

  53. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2008 at 3:19 am | Permalink

    i didnt lol at this AT ALL!!
    those young shits are exactly the type of people you make fun of!!! the american apparel headband is KEY.

    Reply

  54. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2008 at 6:32 am | Permalink

    brite like neon bl00d

    Reply

  55. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    I still don’t understand what the difference between HRO being MNSTRM or alt has to do with this blog continuing or not.

    Freaking shallow idiot hipster anon commenters are the idiots this blog parodies right?

    Reply

  56. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    that girl is cute. dont lie, youd all hit it.

    does she have any nip slip pics?

    Reply

  57. Anonymous
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    actually, the headband isn’t american apparel.

    lil alties are kuet.

    Reply

  58. Anonymous
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 3:50 am | Permalink

    I’d do her.

    Reply

  59. Anonymous
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    NEON SHOWERS !!!!

    Reply

  60. Naimah
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:18 am | Permalink

    y all the h8 y’all?! icuh8n!

    what makes this mnstrm?!?! still lovin hro…..you make me want to start a blipster cult…how’s that!

    Reply

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