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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Another Girl Who Slept Over at her BF's last nite":

crls i am srry but no alt tht i kno of wud b caught ded n ne "chain restaurant" like chili's, all of the alts i am n league w/agreee tht we only go there wen it is "crap night" on our calendar so we eat it b4 we watch gigli


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "What makes a woman beautiful?":

OH NOOO the whole reason i am an alt girl is because i didn't grow 'great boobs' like the other girls in highschool, but now some fabby magazine is telling me girls don't like looking like 8-year-old boys!!!
i'm going to immerse myself in tears and chili's until i look like beth ditto.

:'(

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Another Girl Who Slept Over at her BF's last nite":

mmm.
sxswn eggrollsz.
<33.


What is the best CMMNT ever left on HRO?
Who is the most prolific HRO cmmntr of all time?
Who is the most annoying HRO cmmntr of all time?
Which fellow HRO reader would u want 2 go on a date with 2 Chili's?

I want to find out the answers to these questions by the end of 2k8.

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Anonymous's picture

I am the best

l3m4nt's picture

all comments encouraging the search for PNGPNGNCKLCGRL

Anonymous's picture

I'm an Alt and there is a Chili's 30 seconds from my house.It is conveniently located next to a Whole Foods and across the street from American Apparel.All the mainstreamers go to Applebees.Chili's rules. <333

Anonymous's picture

I'm an Alt and there is a Chili's 30 seconds from my house.It is conveniently located next to a Whole Foods and across the street from American Apparel.All the mainstreamers go to Applebees.Chili's rules. <333

Anonymous's picture

boring.

never on thursday's picture

damn, those A Appy ads do the job. thanks you much.

zebadee zabadoo mcwilliamson's picture

best comment worth blogging about was the haiku about alt crunk hoes.

Anonymous's picture

^^^ AGREE most annoying cmntr: MAVE wck ass dye jbs

Champagne's picture

The AA 3-pack ads are the shit.Are 3 packs made so that 3 bros can split a pack between them?IMO buying undies shouldn't be a collective experience.Best comment ever:"you can't motorboat a personality"

Anonymous's picture

MYLYFZAMETA4 IS THE BEST

Anonymous's picture

the comment about heath ledger pulling the ultimate publicity stunt was the best. then it said "heath died for your sins/entertainment. WWHD?" beautiful sentiment.

Anonymous's picture

3 packs are mainstream, no? like hanes her way. (beth ditto buys her pink-hot-dog-leg tights in 3 pks.) downtown LA was shaking tuesday. i hope the soft cotton clothes did not fall on the sexxxy worker's heads.

Anonymous's picture

most annoying commntr: anonymous said

Anonymous's picture

Anonymous's picture

n e one here altistic??Altism is a brain development disorder that impairs social interaction and communication and causes restricted and repetitive behavior. - frm wikipedia

Bryan's picture

it's funnier because it's from wiki instead of something like..urban dictionary

Bryan's picture

P.S.Observation..are alts modest? No1's rating their fellow commen_tors. Maybe we just have too many anonymous 1s...Make a no-anonymous rule!

Anonymous's picture

WHAT IS A MEME?

Anonymous's picture

best HRO reader of all time has to be anon he/she/it? has commented thousands of times

Anonymous's picture

commenting as anonymous is kind of like Djing with a mask on.

SFTS's picture

Bennigan's used to be the be the most alt-friendly, family-oriented chain restaurant in the country. But not that it's closed and gone forever there's nowhere for rlly cwl alts to go. Chili's is not the new Bennigan's, if anything it's the new Outback Steakhouse.

Anonymous's picture

IDK but there needs to be a way for me to identify myself as "HRO reader" on my eHarmony profile

badkharmala's picture

i'm sorry to gush but i was the anon who haiku'd for a lil. thanks for the feedback, i thought every1 hated them so i stopped :(i'd say the best cmmnt is the "steve aoki pouring GreyGoose on the stabbed victim's wounds" or the story about steve pouring water into the guy's cup and everyone going on with the partie. maybe i should go back to anon, i think i was funnier then.

Anonymous's picture

well da bst cmmntr evr plz stnd up

treasure fingers's picture

i hope to soon DJ a tour sponsored by Chili's x _________.

Anonymous's picture

i am the best commenter here by far

Anonymous's picture

Most annoying commenter ever was by far that foul lutsay HOLLY from that crap blog HOLLY THE BLAH BALH.

Anonymous's picture

I like [HGHLY RCCD] humour.Also you need to start getting vulnerable again Crls. It's like you've become a cold empty husk of an alt. I NEED 2 FEEL LYKE UR REAL

Anonymous's picture

i was in a chilli's in orlando once while high on drugs and freaked some office girl (who was eating lunch by herself) out so much she actually left the restauruant. i was only giving her the serial killer eyes. fucking mainstreamers.

Anonymous's picture

controversial topic crls!!!!!!!!!! C0ntr0v3rsi@l

LES SAVY TRAVIS's picture

i think maybe u shood revert bac 2 highly reccd jokes cos yall is gettin a bit post-rednecki feel like i cant live up to my own standards of dismissing good bands b4 more than 4 ppl lyk dem?????///sumtyms i feel so vulnerable crls.sumtyms i need 2 listen to meaningfulcore such as zach and the braffs, and "jew and the noses"

Anonymous's picture

I think The Lemur's checklist comment was pretty raw and cruel and still sort of inventive and funny:"Anyway, here's why I commented in the first place:?????? [ ]??????? ? ???? ?? [ ]??? ?????? ?? [x]???? ??? [x]??? ? ???? ?? ???? [ ]Getting a mention on HRO [x]???? ???? ??? [ ]"So thats my vote anywayz...

Anonymous's picture

since when was Chili's considered alt?

kevbro's picture

@Anonymous,

since HRO

Anonymous's picture

Why can't u b alt and like chili's @ the same time? Does being alt imply voting democrat? Does being alt require that you reject all things that are advertised for on television/have catchy jingles?I think that u can b alt and still openly admit 2 ur alt friends that u rly just l0ve chili's appies and don't want to eat from the taco truck for 1nce today.I also think that worrying about whether something u do is 'alt or not' is the number 1 sign that you are a poser fggt. If you have to think about being alt, you are not alt. That is just how it iz ok?Love ya'll fggts.

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