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Lil Alts should have the freedom to roam where ever their alt-hearts desire.
I'll never 4get the first time my mom took me to a music festival. She dressed me up in the most [HIGHLY STREET FASHION BLOGGABLE] clothes possible. We even got a pair of Festival boots on clearance from my local boot store boutique called 'Target.'
I was pumped to see my fave band EL GUINCHO, but he cancelled. Fortunately, Pitchfork was deep enough to put Animal Collective as a headliner/a meaningful night time slot. The performance changed my life. I don't even enjoy traditional music in traditional formats any more--I will only go to Animal Collective live shows for the rest of my life.
N e ways...my too-free-spirited mom fell in luv with this alt-celeb musician/party photog. I ended up holding her Bud Heavie all day. Eww !!!!!#&%!!!$!
I wish my mom wasn't so free spirited. What will my future be like?
Will I rebel against my mom's free spirited ways and become a mainstreamer? Or will I abuse her free-spiritedness to become my high school's alt-est, free spirited-est girl whose mom lets her drink box wine at sleepovers if her friends 'turn in their keys & promise not 2 leave the house'?
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oh man oh man you are funny every day
if my mom was that free-spirited i would of probably just died of a crack incident by now.
the AnCo tag was a stretch
plz post moar abt SARAHSPY blogplz
I think the americanappy bitch is really hot..
She's HELLA fine, but her breastii are a little too big for my taste.
pssst...sebastian telliers new album sexuality is available for pre order excluusively @ american ap--cause I know ur hard up for ideas & good music-ur welcome!
HMMMM...
I have 2 lil alts runnin around my altpad ryte now. they want some chocolate but being the super alt parent i am i left them only granola bars and organic milk powder(w edont believe in the unethical tr33tment of cows) carles i will gladly give mysef to you and have an alt baby of your own. imaine teh new posting dynamics it would bring to ur blog, taking a picture of its birth live blogging about potty training and taking it to its first alt show so it can hold your b33r. luvs ya, wb babie.
a leash? not alt.
last night i was with my friends at the convenience store after the chromeo show. when asked what kind of beer i wanted i dropped the term bud heavie. everyone thought i was so cool and original and wanted to be my bestie friend. thanks hro, ur always making me a better alt.
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