Sometimes I don’t understand things. I don’t understand products, or why people buy them. I don’t understand bands, and why tweens listen to them. I don’t understand stores where 80% of the products being sold are black, and 50% of the products being sold are band t-shirts. I don’t understand humans sometimes. I don’t understand bad parenting. I don’t understand weirdo pop ‘alternative’ rock that I can only imagine neglected scene kids with Tegan and Sara haircuts in California listening to.
When I don’t understand something, I just label it as ‘GHEY’. I am a narrow minded human being.
When I rlly don’t understand something, I just think it’s rlly FGGT.
But SRSLY…where did they find these kids, and where
I’m not sure which member of TOKIO HOTEL looks the funniest. While anime lead singer is the obvious choice, and post-Incubus dredlock guy is the funnie pick, I might go with the guy on the right who looks like he is an 8th grader with low self-esteem who is trying to lose weight to ask a girl to go to a dance with him.
BUT SRSLY x 2, where did this band come from?
Is this song the next “D.A.N.C.E.”? Or is it the next “With Arms Wide Open” by Creed?
What else is FGGT?
What does FGGT mean to u?
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you have been on 4chan, havent you?
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The dreadlock kid is the brother of Bill Kaulitz, the motherfucker who thinks its hot to play up his effeminate side despite the fact that he would make for one ugly ass chick.
Anywayz, that dreadlock fucker pisses me off like no other, but billy-0 just makes me laugh. But how the fuck people can stand this ‘music’ is beyond me.
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this blog is FGGT with a couple of titties thrown in to keep half a FGGTS reading
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that is one hot flat chested alt chick
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tokio hotLOL
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Tokio Hotel is (and i´m almost ashamed to admit it) from Germany… they are very successful here since 2006. Because of them 13 year olds got into the whole emo-movement. And everybody above that age actually think they´re FGGT
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they’re german
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TOKIO HOTEL DID THE HOLOCAUST.
SIX MILLION FGGTS DIED
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“SRSLY x 2″
fuck anyone who says carles doesn’t know how 2 blog
LUVE U
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i couldn’t identify a SINGLE gender in that whole vid (is “FGGT” a gender??? or does it describe people who reject the whole notion of “gender”?)
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Raise your hand if you’re gay for Bill! Everyones a little gay for Bill.
Also, Kyle, rules 1 and 2 newfag
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why are we blogging about rejects from mtv2? does all music have to be included? i hear incubus is making a comeback on mtv3.. blog about them.
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lozor. carles.. get over your big head.. you suck. i hope this hurts. fggt.
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I thought anime lead singer was a female sonic the hedgehog.
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when i saw their first video i instantly hated the music but i kept watching it trying to figure out if the singer is male or female. in the end i decided it was a girl… i was 99% sure
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BLG ABT TKTNS
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/EmYpower/tektonik.jpg
tektonik(s)
= SO FGGT.
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Wait…sooo ur tellin me jd samson…the dude with the stache from le-tigre is a chick?..(I am a lezzie?)
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this is def. the next one hit wonder in for tweens, it is also the band that will be made fun of the most and forgotten by yesterday…. this is going to be as popular as papa roch was when they had that boxing ring video than they will all just disapear
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these fggts give me boners, thanks for finally writing about them. LOL. theyre playing in san francisco on august 19th, and anaheim on august 20th, go and review them. you secretly love them.
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yesterday I was asking myself why I still read this blog. Now I remember, this post made me laugh so hard I shot my cheap wine out of my nose and ruined my bow tie!
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btw, carles, those are great color choices on the FGGT .gif
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lol@4:05
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The lead singer has a definite Pete Burns complex!!
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Im ashamed to admit it but, I ‘accidentally’ masturbated to the lead singer at one time.
Other things I ‘accidentally’ masturbated to:
2Girls1Cup,
the other 2g1c with the japanese, ladyboys,
midgets,
girl to guy strap-on,
Justice,
Mia Farrow,
Furries,
a lot of things on /b/.
IF THERE WERE A GOD, I WOULD THANK HER FOR THE ANONYMITY ON THE INTERNETS!!!!!
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boy bands
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UR A FGGT
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OMG I TOTALLY SAW THEM LIVE AT THIS UNDERGROUND VENUE THAT ONLY HOLDS LIKE A FEW THOUSAND PPL. IT WAS SOOOO RANDOM. MY BFF WAS LIKE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THIS FGGT RAWk BAND THAT TOALLY SUCKS AND PRETENDS TO BE ALTERNATIVE YET HAS A PRODUCTION COMPANY THAT CAN SUPPORT THE COST OF RENTING A HELICOPTER FOR A RLY BAD MUSIC VIDEO. AND I WAS LIKE YEAH TOTALLY IM A LAME TEENAGER WHO JUST FOUND THE TEENAGERS ON THIS TOTALLY RANDOM MUSIC WEBLOG AND NOW IM LOOKING FOR MORE BANDS WITH AN “EDGY AND ALTERNATIVE” LOOK!!!
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steve aoki is gayer
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hehe…they’re silly
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Oh my god, that singer looks like Bjrok, seriously. If she had a penis and anime hair, they’d be twins.
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im just confused by them
wtf are they
and why do ppl like them>?
\and why do gurls think they are hot?
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hahahahahahaha THANK YOU!
i’ve mofo waiting for this post!
tokyo hotel bacame famous here in germany (cos they’re from here -.-) and had their big thing in france xDDD well.. i think they are liked by all those teenes because of the anime hype and so they start to like that motherf*ckin visual kei stuff from japan… although japan has much better music than that xD (search for MUCC, Gazette or Gackt on youtube and you got something to laugh :P)
well but when i heard that they are becomming famous in the US is was like! WFT! not again a casted band beeing famous in the US… it represents us in a freaking wrong way O.o… WE ARE NOT LIKE TOKYO HOTEL!!! xD
german hipsters listen to boys noize! THATS GERMAN!
talk to ya Mech
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dey kinda remind me of hoobastank.
‘member dem?
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germans always get it wrong. rly since 4ever.
just l00k @ their electronic music,it’s only some weird hard/heavy/my-ears-bleed techno & underworld gothic shit.
+ tokio hotel and reality tv bands
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i think this bad has such a funny novelty status because they are so weird. the unlikelyhood for a band like this to go international seems 0 and maybe that’s the secret.
fact: the singer and dreadlock guy are twins.
fact: singer gy looks like a girl or a michael jackson impersonator with tina turner hair.
fact: the remianing two are the guys who get beat at school and their head drowned in the boys toilet.
i-D magazine, the bible for everything cool ran a 4 page article on them. it was a feast of irony more than a deep-insight interview but you have to wonder.
maybe we’re in for a musical revolution adn don’t even know it. maybe they are the fat kid everyone laughs at before he becomes pavarotti?
watch this space, i guess
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agree with badkharmala on the colors
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LOL hoobastank
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the two front guys are twins.
i want to fuck them NOW.
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i’d want to tug the fggt twins so hard.
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the lead singer looks like a gayer-anime version of Pete Burns from Dead Or Alive
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the only thing i have to say about FGGT. is that they are FGGTS.
but srsly where are the shutter shades.
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yoou did not invent FGGT stop actin’ like you did.
ps all my love and tugs 4 bill
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whoa, this band rocks. i love how he rhymes “so soon” with “monsoon” GENIUS!
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LOLOCAUST
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this is real stupid! who ever you are you are a liddo bitch go to a phycologist or w|e its called you stupid bitch! you know how much people must hate you for calling tokio hotel that! your a big fucking hater. get a life you mother fucker! i know people have different opinions but what yu just said has no meaning to it. &learn how to spell you retarded bitch! yu low life no class bitch! get a life &while your add it shut the fuck up &deal with your stupid selfish problems another way! &last thing your gay bitch!
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