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Thu, 2008-07-31 01:38 | by Carles

Letter from an HRO reader:

I was a mainstream mainstreamer with migraines before dr. cohen prescribed me MaxAlt. Now i could be Steve Aoki's twin. I'm so alt that I forgot 2 blog about it!
Thanks Max Alt!

Don't just put unknown substances in your body to feel better abt urself/escape from 'reality.' Live life. Be yourself.

SIDE EFFECTS: Drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, nausea, or headache may occur. If these effects persist or worsen, notify your doctor promptly. Unlikely but report promptly: mental/mood changes, chest pain, neck/jaw discomfort. U myte go through a phase where u think bangers r kewl. Very unlikely but report promptly: irregular or fast heartbeat, unusual weakness, vision changes, cold/tingling/numb hands or feet, stomach pain, bloody diarrhea, fainting or unsteadiness. Affinity towards authentic disco. An allergic reaction to this drug is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Urine/skin might turn neon. Symptoms of an allergic reaction include: rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing. You will have the runs kind of like after u eat a gallon of Pink Berry. Eye soreness from reading 2 many FGGT blogs. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist. Loss of free will (cannot choose.your.own.adventure).

I wonder if there r n e side FX that mainstream doctors can't even identify bc they don't know what 'blog house' is.

ne ways..
G2G buy some MAXALT to sell to the booming mainstream alt tween market in Southern California. I heard they are replacing the 'pretending to be surfer' tween demographic.

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Comments

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 02:08

run off hipster, ya I'm talking to you.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 02:20

R U High?That post had no substance. It was like water crackers. Or popcorn.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 02:31

like melba toast.. ........for babies

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 02:43

sweet new advertisements... last-minute lolla tix?

by Bryan (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 03:20

Carles...did American Appy e-mail you asking you to take down that pornstar-appy-model blog link? In exchange for paying to put up their real adverts? lol, just tell the truth Carles. Money is still alt.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 04:38

What are you talking about, no substance?I LOVE this one, Carles.Do Maxalt dissolve in water? I would like to drug my mainstream friends.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 05:01

yeah i agree with the above, carles this made me bray like a donkey in spite of some rlly fcked-up [EMO] shit that happened to me tonight so pls don't stop doing what u do <<<333

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 05:36

/I Like this post. im drunk butr it's funnyso subtle and yet not so sublteHRO , u are loved

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 08:29

do you kopy pedestrian tv or do they kopy you?will you realy be the last FGGTbl0g on the interweb

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 10:08

mmm pedestrian tv has started talking like you..

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 11:01

It surprises me that a Mainstreamer would even want to become alt, I don't think there will ever be an alt President, infact are alts even allowed to vote?Other day I had to move to the back of the bus when a mainstreamer got on :(

by machine (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 13:12

omggg sooo00oo conflicted...http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.htmlthey're TOTES right, b-boys & 'punks' r soo00o much more authentic/'meaningful' g2g sneek a puff of 'fuck u'/remove lenses from glasses/seek cultural zeitgeist

by j (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 13:41

this post is fcking hilarious! Maxalt!

by adamson (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 14:56

all right post,but that real medicine doesn't work for my headaches. frowny facee.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 17:09

this post had me dying laughin....but im 12 and live in omaha

by SARAHSPY (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 17:28

i learn so many new things here everyday

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 17:51

i fucked around with some motion sickness pills containing demimenhydrate(how ever you spell that).Now I have HPPDBut let me tell you my skinnies never felt so tight while I was tripping.so it was all good.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-07-31 18:01

this post LAWL.

by Bo Richmond (not verified) | Fri, 2009-03-20 04:40

i loveeee thiss songg soo muchh :] joee and demii and nickk are awsomeee:]

by Joseph Taylor (not verified) | Fri, 2009-03-20 09:21

i looove this song!! it definitly stands out!! i LOVE JB!!

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