Letter from an HRO reader:
I was a mainstream mainstreamer with migraines before dr. cohen prescribed me MaxAlt. Now i could be Steve Aoki’s twin. I’m so alt that I forgot 2 blog about it!
Thanks Max Alt!
Don’t just put unknown substances in your body to feel better abt urself/escape from ‘reality.’ Live life. Be yourself.
SIDE EFFECTS: Drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, nausea, or headache may occur. If these effects persist or worsen, notify your doctor promptly. Unlikely but report promptly: mental/mood changes, chest pain, neck/jaw discomfort. U myte go through a phase where u think bangers r kewl. Very unlikely but report promptly: irregular or fast heartbeat, unusual weakness, vision changes, cold/tingling/numb hands or feet, stomach pain, bloody diarrhea, fainting or unsteadiness. Affinity towards authentic disco. An allergic reaction to this drug is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Urine/skin might turn neon. Symptoms of an allergic reaction include: rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing. You will have the runs kind of like after u eat a gallon of Pink Berry. Eye soreness from reading 2 many FGGT blogs. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist. Loss of free will (cannot choose.your.own.adventure).
I wonder if there r n e side FX that mainstream doctors can’t even identify bc they don’t know what ‘blog house’ is.
ne ways..
G2G buy some MAXALT to sell to the booming mainstream alt tween market in Southern California. I heard they are replacing the ‘pretending to be surfer’ tween demographic.
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run off hipster, ya I’m talking to you.
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R U High?
That post had no substance. It was like water crackers. Or popcorn.
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like melba toast.. ……..
for babies
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sweet new advertisements… last-minute lolla tix?
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Carles…did American Appy e-mail you asking you to take down that pornstar-appy-model blog link? In exchange for paying to put up their real adverts? lol, just tell the truth Carles. Money is still alt.
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What are you talking about, no substance?
I LOVE this one, Carles.
Do Maxalt dissolve in water? I would like to drug my mainstream friends.
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yeah i agree with the above, carles this made me bray like a donkey in spite of some rlly fcked-up [EMO] shit that happened to me tonight so pls don't stop doing what u do <<<333
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/I Like this post.
im drunk butr it’s funny
so subtle and yet not so sublte
HRO , u are loved
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do you kopy pedestrian tv
or do they kopy you?
will you realy be the last FGGTbl0g on the interweb
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mmm pedestrian tv has started talking like you..
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It surprises me that a Mainstreamer would even want to become alt, I don’t think there will ever be an alt President, infact are alts even allowed to vote?
Other day I had to move to the back of the bus when a mainstreamer got on :(
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omggg sooo00oo conflicted…
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
they're TOTES right, b-boys & 'punks' r soo00o much more authentic/'meaningful'
g2g sneek a puff of 'fuck u'/remove lenses from glasses/seek cultural zeitgeist
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this post is fcking hilarious! Maxalt!
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all right post,
but that real medicine doesn’t work for my headaches. frowny facee.
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this post had me dying laughin….but im 12 and live in omaha
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i learn so many new things here everyday
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i fucked around with some motion sickness pills containing demimenhydrate(how ever you spell that).
Now I have HPPD
But let me tell you my skinnies never felt so tight while I was tripping.so it was all good.
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this post LAWL.
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maxalt is for fags. real migrainers use zomig or IMITREX
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i loveeee thiss songg soo muchh :] joee and demii and nickk are awsomeee:]
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i looove this song!! it definitly stands out!! i LOVE JB!!
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