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Humble Skirt Bro


Just a bro in a skirt. He doesn't want any attention. He just wants u to know that the is free spirited. Don't look at him like 'WHY IS THAT GUY WEARING A SKIRT?! HE'S A BRO.' He doesn't want any attention. It's just a skirt. IT'S JUST FASHION. Haven't u traveled outside of America? There's a whole world out there.

Don't judge him. He knows more about culture than u. He has seen real pain. He is in touch with humanitie. He is pursuing his Doctorate in a field where u don't end up practicing medicine.

He has traveled. He is free. He is skirtBro. His bag is full of organic stuff/food that tastes like the Earth.

Is 'the guy who wears a skirt and waits for you to say something about it so he can tell you how annoying it is when people talk about his skirt' more obnoxious than 'a pack of altbros in shutter shades'?

If u were a bro with a skirt, would u consider converting it into a Palestinian scarf?

[the Sarty]

Comments

Anonymous's picture

that skirt triples as a palestine scarf and a live music festival blanket... it's the perfect garment

Anonymous's picture

i bet you're a bro

Anonymous's picture

i demand less coverage of hippie/"world aware"/"i liek ethnic sutff" fashion. that kind of stuff just makes me think that the electro recession of 2ksoon is imminent! i demand more neon and sunglasses in clubs!!!!

Anonymous's picture

no waaaay! I open ur blog and i'm confronted with a banner... fuk me and call me mainstreamer

Anonymous's picture

alexander.'s picture

shutter skirts big in 2k9?

SARAHSPY's picture

his earrings, however, are slightly less humble.

Anonymous's picture

.... especially the fact that they meet with this ring at the strap of his bag.... hes STARVING for attention...

monica!'s picture

i think i dated him...

dwight pudding's picture

p0st less Mr. Garrison plz.

Anonymous's picture

spanking new birkenstocks is all im sayin

Anonymous's picture

That guy looks like XMatthewX.

Suzy's picture

there's nothing more free spirited than free balling it. fucking sick.

Anonymous's picture

no. it goes hand in hand with dignity. im all in for bold alt statements and progressing in personal fashion, but im also against things that publicly draw your sexuality and or gender confused self to light. guys wear guy things and girls wear girl things. this is my constitution on which the rest of my fashion will work with.

haitiLivin!'s picture

at least they're not acid washed?

Haus's picture

BL0G M0RE UTILIKILTS....humble skirt bro to the extremehttp://www.utilikilts.com/

Anonymous's picture

If u were a bro with a skirt, would u consider converting it into a Palestinian scarf?dude, no, think of the smell

ryan's picture

I kind of agree with Mr. 8:54 PM (wtf?). Strong statements are good, but they need to be GOOD statements. Idk, just an ugly outfit I think.nxt plz

christen's picture

Isnt that one of the original Superman villains? Still tryin to make a statement.

Anonymous's picture

SPEAKING OF TERRIBLE IDEAS AND PALESTINIAN SCARVEShttp://bp3.blogger.com/_G_ctFbLwC5I/R5eBXu-MCnI/AAAAAAAAAjU/aSeRxt2fjVQ/...

Anonymous's picture

kay, well i g0ts 2 sai, that this altbro would be waiiii m0re alt if he actlly wore a REAL skirt rather than a tablecl0th intricately tied in an "alt"-kinda way.hez a WANNA-B ALT!!!!!1111- a REGULAR-bro in a dirty-dinner-linen. LAWLZ, l0SERRRRRRRR

Rich's picture

What he is wearing?
A Sarong - hold the corners of the short end of a sarong.
Tie it behind your waist - now grab the other end bring between your legs to the back. Take the corners wrap around your waist and tie in front.
Now you will look just as good as this Bro

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