Remember when Shark Vs Bear did the Concept Gallery ‘STUFF IN MY MOUF‘?
Well, Claytonhauck@EveryOneIsFamous just did a new concept gallery built around taking pix of QTs in sunglasses who attended Pitchfork Music Festival.

Sooo many alts–not enough interesting sunglasses! The local thrift store economy/Sunglass Hut must have seen a boom in order to make these galleries s0 perfct.
View the gallery
http://everyoneisfamous.com/chicken/071908/1.html
Does n e 1 care about bands at music festivals any more? I am more interested in pictures of festival bros + alt-broed out alt bros who are proud to be attending their annual [HIGHLY BLGGBLE] regional music festival.
Have u ever read a festival write-up/’review’ and thought, ‘Wow. I rlly wish I could have been there. Seeing ////Prince cover Radiohead/JayZ sing “Wonder Wall”/watch (upcoming indie band) captivate an audience as the sunset/// would have RLLY made my life more meaningful.’
What’s the deal with LIVE MUSIC, yall?




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31 Comments
Is this post about Coachella?
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GHEYFARARS!
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the outfits at the pitchforkmediafestival were definitely way more interesting than the bands
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What a concept..
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I’ve learned to only go to shows where everyone dances.
UP YOURS SIGUR ROS
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music festivals are overrated, live shows are overrated.. i hate hearing a band i enjoy perform a song i love way different and half heartedly than normal .. i’d rather just play them on my itunes with a nice alt. girl who will appreciate my altness and think i’m different enough than the guys around town for a bjob.. tug jobs are done best by yourself sunday-wednesay
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To the creepy anon who hates people with accounts
Don’t put brad on your list he’s kute.
Ily brad
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I saw blink 182 play when I was 13
It was kool
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First off u mean Ironically enough “BananaboyB”?
(honestly life is that good) (Yall)
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Live music is like being force fed…something you’re not really in the mood for. What if I like some act for the most part, but once August 18th/8PM, rolls around I feel like listening to some other act I like, but now I’ve got this ticket to use? Maybe I won’t even feel like leaving the house August 18th at 6:30PM. Fuck, life’s perplexity.
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I wanna hit brad in the face with the wrong side of a shovel!..wait looks like someone beat me to it! DAAAAMN!
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THIS USED TO BE MY PLAY GROUND !
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this used to be my tugg mtrl!
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Life is life
Labadab dab dab life
just think about opus
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why don’t girls have nice hair anymore?
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these people make me wish that there was another cool/’hip’ lifestyle i could enjoy and express myself in.
what/when/how is _____ culture?
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being the last commenter on a post is kinda like being the last person to say something in a party conversation before it becomes rly quiet
would banning the last commenter on each post after sufficient time passes create shorter or better/longer threads of comments (as new ppl make up for those excluded) ? is it better to ban old-school cmmtrs or hro newbies?
crls, do you think it’s romantic that the more successful yr blog is, the more it is doomed to the worst fate possible in the hro world (becoming mnstrm) ?
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it doesnt look sunny enough to merit sunglasses yall.
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hey my friend and i are starting a post-post-core-core band called xxTUGxLYFExx and we were wondering if you wanted to sponsor us.. maybe release some exclusive mp3z.
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why are ppl from chicago so unattractive?
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youre right, i surely thought there’d be more colorful wacky styled shades
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I saw Jay-Z at Glastonbury, YA RLY, U guise should have been there SRSLY it was meaningful. My sunglasses broke that night though so I had to go home the next day :(
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@ 5:08 AM FGGT ! YOU ARE THE GO – TO FGGT WHEN THE FGGTS NEED A FGGT !!
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if people arent going to festivals for the music, youre obviously going for the wrong reasons.
this is coming from someone who’s in the montage of hipster sunglasses. i couldnt care less what other people are wearing or who was where, im a little bit more obsessed with my life. not others.
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^ whoo-hoo !! I think I <3 you ! but which one are you? are you that sexy guy with the terry bandana + beard? or the guy with the edgy shark's tooth necklace? may be the sultry alt girl in A2?! the girl sticking her tongue out at me and she doesn't even know me?
I hope that you are not mr. lower right hand corner guy. that would totally kill it for me. :(
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^ whoo-hoo !! I think I <3 you ! but which one are you? are you that sexy guy with the terry bandana + beard? or the guy with the edgy shark's tooth necklace? may be the sultry alt girl in A2?! the girl sticking her tongue out at me and she doesn't even know me?
I hope that you are not mr. lower right hand corner guy. that would totally kill it for me. :(
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Live music is a diff art form. Something unique – no way– Offended Clytn called my shadespecs dorky and labeled us all as hipsters – boo! ;)
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Deep thought of the day: w/out live music, there would *be* no mp3s/recorded music. Talk amongst yaselves.
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In Response To:
Anonymous said…
why are ppl from chicago so unattractive?
July 25, 2008 9:43 AM
People in the Midwest suffer from PFS (Potato Face Syndrome). Not to be confused with Pitch Fork Syndrome. You can read my entire journal on Pitch Fork Syndrome in the July 2006 edition of CMAJ. Canadian Medical Association Journal.
Folks in the midwest have a plethora of inexpensive, fresh and delicious food choices to feast from on a regular basis.
In fact, we midwesterners have engineered a specially formulated farm seed that is capable of yielding ready to eat Wisconsin Cheddar, hot italian beef, and many varieties of delicious encased meats.
From time to time I will go on the NYC Vegan diet which mainly consists of Coffee and Cocaine. This diet is great for shedding water weight quickly. Side effects include unexpected mood swings and shitting your pants when trying to chat up a really hot girl at the local hipster hangout.
Occasionally, I will go on the LA diet which consists of me hating on everything around me until I can’t stand it anymore and throw up all the contents of my days food in total disgust. Kanye West loves that diet, but he can’t seem to shed the PFS on his face. Although, his hipster glasses do a decent job of slimming his profile.
Some studies have speculated that excessive use of marijuana in the midwest is a gateway drug to both varieties of PFS. Excessive use of chronic herb leads to overanalization of music and excessive overeating of readily available munchies.
Hope that clears your question.
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Live shows are only good if the band DOESNT try and play every song exactly like the CD…I like to hear the sped up/drunk/bad on-stage acoustics version of a song…or a cover of a ‘classic’.
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shades are not a concept. clayton hack is dumb yall.
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