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I dr00l over Alice Glass


I think one of the fun things about HIPSTER RUNOFF is keeping 'relevant bands' relevant, even months after they released their latest album or 'reporting' tour dates as an excuse to post an mp3. For instance, I get to post this picture of a brace face drooling over Alice Glass's (lead guitarist of Crystal Castles). It's a shame that Alice Glass always wears leggings so he can't sneak a reach up her skirt.

:-( We all have our dreams (yall).

Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?
The lead singer of CSS? Uffie? Ladyhawke? Vanessa Carlton? AgDeyn? Feist? Cat Power? Tegan and/or Sara? The girl in m83? A girl in Ladytron? An indie skank in a popular alt music video? An Au Revoir Simone gurle? One of the girls in the band AIR? A weirdo from Iceland? A grossly kute girl from Scandinavia?

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Anonymous's picture

i would hookup with agness so that people realise that i'm open minded and can appreciate less conventional beauty.

Anonymous's picture

dude i cannot BELIEVE hpstr rnff has not got acquainted with effi briest. there's like six or seven girls of american apparel/no fixed face who wander around forests showing their nips and thighs.personal favourite is the violin player of arcade fire.

Anonymous's picture

i meant 'no fixed race' not 'face'

lil ceesco's picture

C.Y.O.F-A.C.D.H...cory kennedy? <3 yall tag <3

Anonymous's picture

IDK but i'd hook up wif brace face for a minute if we'd just shared a ride on his scooter to our shift at macaroni grill and i'd got comfortable hugging him. i'm sure hooking up would be "just part of the deal." no big whoop.

authentic bro's picture

Q: Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?A: Steve Aoki

Anonymous's picture

janet jackson.

Anonymous's picture

Peaches.

pavorotti's picture

dude i cannot BELIEVE hpstr

dude i cannot BELIEVE hpstr rnff has not got acquainted with effi briest. there's like six or seven porno girls of american apparel/no fixed face who wander around forests showing their nips and thighs.personal sikis favourite is the violin player of arcade fire.

Anonymous's picture

deff one of the gurlz from AIR, only i dont think they'd actually have vaginas. that kid looks truly happy, i am sure that that night was one of the most meaningful-core ever.

Anonymous's picture

I was at that Crystal Castles Glastonbury show (not pictured), that was their last song (out of a total of about 4) before they were kicked off stage for attacking security, the rascals!

Anonymous's picture

avril lavigne is still the hottest alt girl.

Anonymous's picture

i want LITTLE BOOTS. very very much. i think she'd be classified as a 'grossly kute girl from Scandinavia'? im gonna go watch her entire youtube channel again. thx!

Anonymous's picture

plz post ur opinions on this agyness deyne nip slip: http://www.lastnightsparty.com/englishbreakfast/slides/IMG_3196.html

His Whoreness's picture

I'd turn straight for The Juan Maclean's Nancy Hwang and The Whip's Lil Fee - not so much for Little Boots since she went blonde - she seems less alt that way

Anonymous's picture

OBVSLY the anime singer from Tokio Hotel... I would love 2 C her 'make her knees touch her elbows'...

LES SAVY TRAVIS's picture

i hear "gwen stefanny and the no doubts" are pretty alt

Anonymous's picture

bjork. in china. she'd be so rampant and angry.

LES SAVY TRAVIS's picture

free tibet and free my hideously ungroomed vagina!

Paul's picture

How about the girl from High Places? Or is it High Spaces? You know...the 'new primitive' (extra sarcasm on the quotes) duo that Pitchfork broke like 2 months back?Mary Pearson is her name. So, yes...her.

Anonymous's picture

i know the british have horrible teeth, but is this little alt-bro too poor to afford invisalign? hows he gonna bone alice with a face full of metal and headgear?

Anonymous's picture

perfect female alt celeb -->wardrobe:weird gurl from icelandwine taste:gurl from airbangs:uffiehairdo:ladyhawkebrains:au revoir simone

bring back the shades's picture

as long as the female alt celeb is authentic i dont really care !

Anonymous's picture

It looks like that Bro is trying to break Alice's fingers, I bet she's screaming 'NO! THAT'S MY TUG HAND :/'

Anonymous's picture

oh my god i would do EVERYTHING to lovefoxxx and her husband simon from the klaxonspretty much a threesome with this: http://static.nme.com/images/07522_184124_loveandsimon_AW_01.jpgand then i'd get my name tattooed underneath both of their "your name on my hip" tattoos so they could never forget that glorious night

Anonymous's picture

toko from enon!!!

Anonymous's picture

any of the girls in the teenager's "homecoming" video

Anonymous's picture

SO I FUKKIN SAW CC IN TORONTO LAST NIGHTWHAT A MEDIOCRE BANDI COULDN'T EVEN FUKKIN SEE THEM THERE WERE SO MANY BROS AND FUCKIN 14 YR OLD GIRLS INFRONT OF ME

Anonymous's picture

ida from the glass candies. could i handle it?

Anonymous's picture

missill. alt french ragga raver. so alt

Anonymous's picture

I want to touch the girl in this video in an intimate manner.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXmO2Sdahw

Anonymous's picture

jenny lewisssss.she's got it going on.

ID-AHHH!'s picture

Tegan And Sara are perfect!!! especially Tegan <3 if she were any more beautiful i'd die of a heart attack or something. of course Karen.O ,and Melissa Marie and Dani Artaud from MILLIONAIRES

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