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I dr00l over Alice Glass


I think one of the fun things about HIPSTER RUNOFF is keeping ‘relevant bands’ relevant, even months after they released their latest album or ‘reporting’ tour dates as an excuse to post an mp3. For instance, I get to post this picture of a brace face drooling over Alice Glass’s (lead guitarist of Crystal Castles). It’s a shame that Alice Glass always wears leggings so he can’t sneak a reach up her skirt.

:-( We all have our dreams (yall).

Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?
The lead singer of CSS? Uffie? Ladyhawke? Vanessa Carlton? AgDeyn? Feist? Cat Power? Tegan and/or Sara? The girl in m83? A girl in Ladytron? An indie skank in a popular alt music video? An Au Revoir Simone gurle? One of the girls in the band AIR? A weirdo from Iceland? A grossly kute girl from Scandinavia?

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32 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    i would hookup with agness so that people realise that i’m open minded and can appreciate less conventional beauty.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    dude i cannot BELIEVE hpstr rnff has not got acquainted with effi briest. there’s like six or seven girls of american apparel/no fixed face who wander around forests showing their nips and thighs.

    personal favourite is the violin player of arcade fire.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    i meant ‘no fixed race’ not ‘face’

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  4. lil ceesco
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    C.Y.O.F-A.C.D.H…cory kennedy?

    <3 yall tag <3

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    IDK but i’d hook up wif brace face for a minute if we’d just shared a ride on his scooter to our shift at macaroni grill and i’d got comfortable hugging him. i’m sure hooking up would be “just part of the deal.” no big whoop.

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  6. authentic bro
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    Q: Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?

    A: Steve Aoki

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    janet jackson.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    Peaches.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    deff one of the gurlz from AIR, only i dont think they’d actually have vaginas. that kid looks truly happy, i am sure that that night was one of the most meaningful-core ever.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    I was at that Crystal Castles Glastonbury show (not pictured), that was their last song (out of a total of about 4) before they were kicked off stage for attacking security, the rascals!

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 10:48 pm | Permalink

    avril lavigne is still the hottest alt girl.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted July 5, 2008 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    i want LITTLE BOOTS. very very much. i think she’d be classified as a ‘grossly kute girl from Scandinavia’? im gonna go watch her entire youtube channel again. thx!

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    plz post ur opinions on this agyness deyne nip slip: http://www.lastnightsparty.com/englishbreakfast/slides/IMG_3196.html

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  14. His Whoreness
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    I’d turn straight for The Juan Maclean’s Nancy Hwang and The Whip’s Lil Fee – not so much for Little Boots since she went blonde – she seems less alt that way

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    OBVSLY the anime singer from Tokio Hotel… I would love 2 C her ‘make her knees touch her elbows’…

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  16. LES SAVY TRAVIS
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    i hear “gwen stefanny and the no doubts” are pretty alt

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 3:33 am | Permalink

    bjork. in china. she’d be so rampant and angry.

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  18. LES SAVY TRAVIS
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    free tibet and free my hideously ungroomed vagina!

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  19. Paul
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    How about the girl from High Places? Or is it High Spaces? You know…the ‘new primitive’ (extra sarcasm on the quotes) duo that Pitchfork broke like 2 months back?

    Mary Pearson is her name.

    So, yes…her.

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    i know the british have horrible teeth, but is this little alt-bro too poor to afford invisalign? hows he gonna bone alice with a face full of metal and headgear?

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    perfect female alt celeb –>

    wardrobe:
    weird gurl from iceland

    wine taste:
    gurl from air

    bangs:
    uffie

    hairdo:
    ladyhawke

    brains:
    au revoir simone

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  22. bring back the shades
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 11:33 am | Permalink

    as long as the female alt celeb is authentic i dont really care !

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    It looks like that Bro is trying to break Alice’s fingers, I bet she’s screaming ‘NO! THAT’S MY TUG HAND :/’

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    oh my god i would do EVERYTHING to lovefoxxx and her husband simon from the klaxons

    pretty much a threesome with this: http://static.nme.com/images/07522_184124_loveandsimon_AW_01.jpg

    and then i’d get my name tattooed underneath both of their “your name on my hip” tattoos so they could never forget that glorious night

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    toko from enon!!!

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    any of the girls in the teenager’s “homecoming” video

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    SO I FUKKIN SAW CC IN TORONTO LAST NIGHT

    WHAT A MEDIOCRE BAND

    I COULDN’T EVEN FUKKIN SEE THEM THERE WERE SO MANY BROS AND FUCKIN 14 YR OLD GIRLS INFRONT OF ME

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    ida from the glass candies. could i handle it?

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    missill. alt french ragga raver. so alt

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    I want to touch the girl in this video in an intimate manner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXmO2Sdahw

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted July 14, 2008 at 5:20 am | Permalink

    jenny lewisssss.
    she’s got it going on.

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  32. ID-AHHH!
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:57 am | Permalink

    Tegan And Sara are perfect!!! especially Tegan <3 if she were any more beautiful i'd die of a heart attack or something.
    of course Karen.O ,and Melissa Marie and Dani Artaud from MILLIONAIRES

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