I think one of the fun things about HIPSTER RUNOFF is keeping ‘relevant bands’ relevant, even months after they released their latest album or ‘reporting’ tour dates as an excuse to post an mp3. For instance, I get to post this picture of a brace face drooling over Alice Glass’s (lead guitarist of Crystal Castles). It’s a shame that Alice Glass always wears leggings so he can’t sneak a reach up her skirt.
:-( We all have our dreams (yall).
Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?
The lead singer of CSS? Uffie? Ladyhawke? Vanessa Carlton? AgDeyn? Feist? Cat Power? Tegan and/or Sara? The girl in m83? A girl in Ladytron? An indie skank in a popular alt music video? An Au Revoir Simone gurle? One of the girls in the band AIR? A weirdo from Iceland? A grossly kute girl from Scandinavia?
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i would hookup with agness so that people realise that i’m open minded and can appreciate less conventional beauty.
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dude i cannot BELIEVE hpstr rnff has not got acquainted with effi briest. there’s like six or seven girls of american apparel/no fixed face who wander around forests showing their nips and thighs.
personal favourite is the violin player of arcade fire.
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i meant ‘no fixed race’ not ‘face’
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C.Y.O.F-A.C.D.H…cory kennedy?
<3 yall tag <3
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IDK but i’d hook up wif brace face for a minute if we’d just shared a ride on his scooter to our shift at macaroni grill and i’d got comfortable hugging him. i’m sure hooking up would be “just part of the deal.” no big whoop.
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Q: Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?
A: Steve Aoki
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janet jackson.
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Peaches.
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deff one of the gurlz from AIR, only i dont think they’d actually have vaginas. that kid looks truly happy, i am sure that that night was one of the most meaningful-core ever.
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I was at that Crystal Castles Glastonbury show (not pictured), that was their last song (out of a total of about 4) before they were kicked off stage for attacking security, the rascals!
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avril lavigne is still the hottest alt girl.
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i want LITTLE BOOTS. very very much. i think she’d be classified as a ‘grossly kute girl from Scandinavia’? im gonna go watch her entire youtube channel again. thx!
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plz post ur opinions on this agyness deyne nip slip: http://www.lastnightsparty.com/englishbreakfast/slides/IMG_3196.html
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I’d turn straight for The Juan Maclean’s Nancy Hwang and The Whip’s Lil Fee – not so much for Little Boots since she went blonde – she seems less alt that way
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OBVSLY the anime singer from Tokio Hotel… I would love 2 C her ‘make her knees touch her elbows’…
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i hear “gwen stefanny and the no doubts” are pretty alt
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bjork. in china. she’d be so rampant and angry.
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free tibet and free my hideously ungroomed vagina!
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How about the girl from High Places? Or is it High Spaces? You know…the ‘new primitive’ (extra sarcasm on the quotes) duo that Pitchfork broke like 2 months back?
Mary Pearson is her name.
So, yes…her.
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i know the british have horrible teeth, but is this little alt-bro too poor to afford invisalign? hows he gonna bone alice with a face full of metal and headgear?
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perfect female alt celeb –>
wardrobe:
weird gurl from iceland
wine taste:
gurl from air
bangs:
uffie
hairdo:
ladyhawke
brains:
au revoir simone
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as long as the female alt celeb is authentic i dont really care !
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It looks like that Bro is trying to break Alice’s fingers, I bet she’s screaming ‘NO! THAT’S MY TUG HAND :/’
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oh my god i would do EVERYTHING to lovefoxxx and her husband simon from the klaxons
pretty much a threesome with this: http://static.nme.com/images/07522_184124_loveandsimon_AW_01.jpg
and then i’d get my name tattooed underneath both of their “your name on my hip” tattoos so they could never forget that glorious night
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toko from enon!!!
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any of the girls in the teenager’s “homecoming” video
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SO I FUKKIN SAW CC IN TORONTO LAST NIGHT
WHAT A MEDIOCRE BAND
I COULDN’T EVEN FUKKIN SEE THEM THERE WERE SO MANY BROS AND FUCKIN 14 YR OLD GIRLS INFRONT OF ME
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ida from the glass candies. could i handle it?
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missill. alt french ragga raver. so alt
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I want to touch the girl in this video in an intimate manner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXmO2Sdahw
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jenny lewisssss.
she’s got it going on.
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Tegan And Sara are perfect!!! especially Tegan <3 if she were any more beautiful i'd die of a heart attack or something.
of course Karen.O ,and Melissa Marie and Dani Artaud from MILLIONAIRES
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