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I HACK THE IPHONES OF MY FAVOURITE ALT-CELEBS


Have u ever wondered what your favourite alt-celebs have to go through when they travel abroad? Even though you would think that your favourite bands like the Justices, The Teenagers, or the Arcade on Fires fly into your homeland and have their way with your village’s women, they actually have to fill out a lot of paper work and stand in lines where normal people stand in lines, too.

Even if ur famous, u still have to go through security stuff because of the War on Terror, or atleast that’s what I read in the Economist Street Journal Times.

This document means that Quentin Teenager can only:

  • be in Japan for 15 days
  • must provide proof of being an entertainer
  • cannot buy real estate in Japan
  • cannot steal trends from kute lil AZN gurls
  • cannot impregnate kute lil AZN girls
  • cannot have a sexual encounter with a kute Japanese girl and write a hit song that provides important commentary on upper-middle-class, alt Japanese youth culture

[Photo from Teenagers Blog]

Remember the FGGT in gellies who looked eggzackly like Quentin?

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11 Comments

  1. Champagne
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 7:00 am | Permalink

    First?
    What does it say on Aggy Deyn’s visa? IT girl?
    And how do you prove that you’re an entertainer? DO a dance at the airport?

    Reply

  2. Kinoko
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    you gotta get luv from the club
    w/ lttr frm ur pro-Mo tor

    Reply

  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    btw ummmm it was those cool bro’s from current tv that came up with the term “bloghouse” And MtvU “Made” Alice Glass

    Reply

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    Posted July 18, 2008 at 8:32 am | Permalink

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  5. FAUX' SHIZZLE
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 8:32 am | Permalink

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1591131&vid=259122

    FRANCE'S MUSIC REVOLUTION, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha…very funny. Keep it up! Show all the “self-importants” reading this blog how “important” they really are.

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Permalink

    He’s single!!!!!!!!

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    I'm sorry, i was going to say something last time but i didn't, but now that you brought it up again..

    THAT GUY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE QUENTIN

    this is a picture of my friend liam

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=654589&l=a8e57&id=516667408

    He looks exactly like him.

    now that that's all cleared up…

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    OMG you shrank the font!

    Reply

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