I am going 2 blog about more products and how these products will make me a better person/make my life more meaningful/make my personal brand more alt.
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N E WAYS…. here’s some stuff I’ve been ‘online window shopping’ 4.
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Should I buy these headphones by Ed Banger & WeSC? I’ve always wanted a pair of ED PHONES. They will probably make the music sound better out of my iPod/ableton.
These look like something that come with a Fisher Price toy and have shitty audio quality. The only people I can see buying these are 13 year old tween alts, or ‘Euro Electro House D-bag FGGTs.’
Do u think it will hurt Justice’s image when they are contractually obligated to wear these sillie lookin things?
[Freshness]
Is it time that Ed Banger starts to look for a new aesthetic just for the sake of keeping things fresh? Time 2 Fire SoMe?
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Should I buy this moustache necklace thingy?
Do u think it will make me look as authentically quirky alt (NappyDynamite) as the girl in the pic? Is her life meaningful?
[SwissMiss]
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Should I buy these leggings made by MEMBERS ONLY? They are made out of rubber. I wonder if that will feel better than American Appy Leggings or LindZay Lohan’s “Tired of Leggings Starting” Leggings Fashion Line.
SRSLY tho… Members Only should stick to making jackets. That would be kind of like McDonalds turning into a record label/blog hybrid business model.
[Style Bay Area]
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Should I buy this zany t-shirt?
It represents me for me (except it’s not in Arial/Helvety).
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i have some akg ke271s, is it cool to wear them outside?
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those headphones are hideous
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Those leggings are dry hump-a-ble
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negro vagina lol
do the boyz cum with the aa 3-pack?
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Me so horny
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those heaphones are a sign of the electro bngr war being over…
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do more posts like these!!!!!
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Great abbreviation of Helvetica.
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http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/03/leather_tightspants_evolve_don.html
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5640606219149521619
leather, wear it tight…
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LEGGINGS LOOK GOOD ON NO ONE
STOP WEARING THEM THEY ARE GROSS
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y r u even on this blog if u think leggings look gross?
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pls post about those pizza hut choco dunkers. they look like breadsticks with poop on them but they taste like a product from FRANCE. DOES THIS MEAN THAT AMERICANS WILL EAT SHIT IF THEY THINK ITS FROM FRANCE?
should i change my myspace music profile location to “somewhere in france?” will that make my laptop created music highly bngbl/blgbl?
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“hmm lets make a zainy ’stache necklace”, great. The only time I would accept this as being cute is if a girl who had a mustache was wearing it. obv stating how comfy she is w/her hairy ass face.
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man what is wrong with that legging girl’s legs? do they look weird and freakish to anyone else..?
oh yah, and leggings suck, those headphones suck, and that mustache necklace sucks.
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i wish you would stop grouping helvetica and arial as if they are even on the same level.
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keepin wifee in shiny leggings & skeeting on em has become an expensive habit
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wesc headphones (believe it or not) actually sound really good!
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if the model was a kewt AZN chick with bangs wearing gheyfarers and a string head band thingy I’d call AltBIngo
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wesc headphonez r garbage, u must not be a real dj..
and any ferreal hipster would nevar buy an urban outfitters tee.
moustace wouldve been cool like two years ago.
the tights are a gr8 idea, u jus whipe the cum off em.
p.s. ed banguh sux now
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P0st m0ar alt ftsh gear
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no amount of shitty tit-tat will fill the black hole that is our collective soul in 08 carles…although i’m getting one of those stash chains.
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don’t buy any of it. its all for d-bags
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OMG i <3 collective soul
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Good name. Do they come in black???
There are a few So Me original artworks still for sale at Studio Gallery website http://WWW.STUDIO.TO
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Shity vintage headphones stolen from elementary school libraries and painted neon are going to be big in 2k9.
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buy the shirt , then die
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