A lot of people tell me
"plz blog abt ______"
or
"will plz u st0p blggng abt _____. no1 cares abt that fggt."
or
"hey how r u crls, luv ya nvr chng"
or
"u r fggt"
or
"plz bl0g about Sublime"
or
"don't bl0g abt stuff u don't 'get'
or
"this site helps me tug myself off"
or
"this site should burn in hell with the French after the electro war Nuclear bomb drop"
or
"bring back myspacers!"

Much like a human, I am a blog that experiences ups and downs. I have self-esteem, and sometimes I look in the bl0g mirror, and I feel a little bit uneasy. Most of the time, though, I feel as kute as an "it girl" with a kreepie stare. Sometimes I don't eat any bl0g food when I want to fit into a pair of skinny jeans for a partie, and sometimes I drink a lot of blog alcoholic energy drinks. Sometimes I get in fights with my blog BFFs, and sometimes we go out for drinks and get bl0g buzzed and have [HIGHLY MEMORABLE NIGHTS].

I am a blog. I want to be loved as much as a 20 year old human who is in his or her 'first serious relationship.' I just want 2 connect with some1, something, some blog.

Sometimes it's hard for me to know what I should bl0g about. There's just so much information out there, and so much [CONTENT WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT] that it's tough to know what deserves to get "HIPSTER RUNOFF'D!". However, I always stay str0ng, pray to the free-spirited alt-G0Ds, and f0llow my <3 (heart).

All I ever wanted to be was a bl0g w0rth bl0gging abt.
-Carles the day after HRO turned into a social networking message board livejournal xanga thingy

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "I dr00l over Alice Glass":

plz post ur opinions on this agyness deyne nip slip:

What's ur opinion?

[Photo by LastNightsPartieyie]

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j has left a new comment on your post "Happy 4th Of July (yall)!":

Are these alt?